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Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"
Fantasy
29 Chs
The System Thinks I'm a Joke (But I'll Take OP)

The System Thinks I'm a Joke (But I'll Take OP)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.
Fantasy
23 Chs
Exchange Fate! She Saved the whole family and the Short-Lived Marquis!

Exchange Fate! She Saved the whole family and the Short-Lived Marquis!

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."
History
90 Chs
Popcorn
Popcorn was a popular snack produced and sold by Butterfly Love Flower (Fuzhou) Food Co., Ltd. This product won an award in the 2020 China manufacturer's top 30 new product selection. Popcorn had a variety of flavors to choose from, including caramel, seaweed mustard, and so on. Its characteristics were its thin and crispy clothes and its broken pieces, making it impossible for people to stop. This type of popcorn was also known as the movie theater popcorn because of its excellent texture and taste. It was suitable for watching dramas at home, adding a sense of ritual to watching dramas.
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2024-12-17 21:21
What is 'popcorn fiction'?
Popcorn fiction refers to a type of light, easy - to - read literature. It's often fast - paced and highly entertaining, much like popcorn that's easy to munch on while being entertained. For example, many thriller novels or some romantic comedies in book form can be considered popcorn fiction.
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2024-11-04 09:01
Why is there no popcorn in this cartoon?
Maybe the creators of the cartoon didn't think it was necessary or relevant to the story.
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2025-05-13 22:14
What is a popcorn novel?
A popcorn novel is usually a light, easy-to-read, and often highly entertaining book that doesn't require a lot of deep thinking. It's like the literary equivalent of snacking on popcorn - enjoyable but not too heavy.
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2024-09-27 17:47
The cost of a pot of popcorn
The cost of a pot of popcorn was generally between 2.2 yuan and 3.5 yuan, depending on the taste. The original and cream flavors cost less, the fruity popcorn cost more, and the chocolate series cost more. Therefore, the cost of a pot of popcorn was about 2.2 to 3.5 yuan.
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2025-01-17 04:47
A joke is a joke
Cold jokes were a form of humor in literature. They made people laugh through short and concise storylines and clever language expressions. These jokes were usually presented in unexpected, absurd, exaggerated, and other ways to trigger people's laughter and joy. Although there were many cold jokes in the search results, due to the subjective nature and uniqueness of the content, it was impossible to provide a specific hilarious cold joke. If you need more cold jokes, please search the relevant websites or read the relevant books.
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2025-01-17 00:00
Is the 'Popcorn Dancers' fiction or nonfiction?
Most likely, the 'Popcorn Dancers' is fiction. Usually, when there's a title like this, it implies a made-up story or performance rather than being based on real events or people.
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2024-10-15 09:09
What is 'popcorn science fiction'?
Popcorn science fiction is a type of science fiction that is easy to consume, like popcorn. It's often fast - paced, full of action and adventure, and doesn't require a lot of in - depth thinking. It's the kind of sci - fi you can just sit back and enjoy without getting too bogged down in complex concepts.
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2024-11-03 11:16
Is there a novel similar to Eat the Popcorn?
There were novels similar to Eat the Popcorn: 1: The Three Kingdoms Begins with Zhang Fei, Author: Long Xiang Feng Zhu 2:" Daily Entertainment: A Glimpse of Light and Shadow." Author: Xi Xi Yan Qing 3." The Great Demon King Strikes Again ", Author: Nian Xiaojiao 4. Prodigal Director, Author: Autumn Sword Fish Killer 5." Quickly Wear the Villain, He's a Little Behave." Author: Miss Shi Sheng 6." After I Devoted myself to Criticize the Supervisor, I Have a Baby." Author: Xiaolou Girl 1 7." Longevity Begins from the Forbidden Technique." Author: Super Little Erha The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1." The Three Kingdoms Begins from Fooling Zhang Fei ": Chen Su traveled to the Later Han Dynasty and became the son of Chen Deng, the leader of Xuzhou scholars. Liu Bei was leading his troops outside, and Zhang Fei was reckless and careless. Seeing that Xuzhou was about to be stolen, what should he do? Of course, he had to fool Zhang Fei and defend Xu Prefecture first… 2." Japanese Entertainment: A Glimpse of Light ": Come to Yuewen's website to read more of my works! 3." The Great Demon King Strikes Again ": Another book for the mentally retarded, with a score close to full marks for cerebral paralysis. The jokes were outdated, the taste was old-fashioned, and all the characters in the book had an IQ of no more than 100. His worldview was also extremely crooked. As a public resource, he really failed. 4." Prodigal Director ": 3 stars + urban entertainment style. The main character was a rich second-generation heir who inherited tens of billions of assets in order not to return home. Fighting with his parents to make a movie. It was the first time that he had made a half-dead movie. Then I got an entertainment system 5." Quickly wear the villain, he's a little obedient ":[1v1][Sweet Pet] In order to remove the curse, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to follow the system's instructions and complete the mission to remove the curse. [System 001 is at your service!] Jiang Zheng's eyes lit up,"Can you really serve me?" The System replied,[…Are you kidding? I have a mission for you to complete.] Jiang Zheng squeezed her hands,[No problem. Helping the female lead is my profession!] Saving the female lead is my responsibility! The System was speechless."…Wait, that villain isn't your responsibility…" Jiang Zheng thought,…I know that too! [But, Zhengzheng, you said you would take responsibility for me!] 6:" After I Dedicate My Body to the Supervisor, I Have a Baby ": A court official under one person VS a delicate beauty who hides secrets Feng Xiao 'er had married the most treacherous official of the current dynasty. She had been scheming step by step, but he had seen through her every step. She was originally a top-notch assassin in Jianghu. For the sake of information, she served tea and water to the superintendent, massaging his shoulders and legs. She was pitiful and humble. After gaining the eunuch's trust, she began to put her arms around the eunuch's shoulders and wanted to be good sisters with him. One night, Xiao Qi pressed her against the corner of the wall and said evilly. " Woman, submit to our family. We will give you the power to be above everyone else." "Don't mess around." She hammered his chest with her small hand. He was even more disdainful. How could a eunuch take advantage of him? In the end, she wanted to cry but no tears came out of her eyes. 7." Longevity begins with the extraction of forbidden techniques ": Reincarnated into a high-level martial arts world, Chen Xuan activates the forbidden technique system and obtains exemption from the price of the forbidden technique. Faced with the cruel situation, he had to extract forbidden techniques and open the path of crushing forbidden techniques! Permanently forbidden technique, Ten Times Longevity Burning Saber Technique. The power of each slash was multiplied by ten times. The ultimate move was a normal attack! One-time use forbidden technique, Eight Gates, Ye Kai. Who could block this kick of Ye Kai! As he smoked, Chen Xuan realized that there was no one else who could stand shoulder to shoulder with him. He was the only one in the world!
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2025-01-30 22:57
What is the popcorn origin story?
The origin of popcorn dates back thousands of years. Native Americans were among the first to discover popcorn. They grew a special type of corn that had small, hard kernels. When they heated these kernels over a fire, they would pop, creating a delicious and fun snack. They used popcorn in various ways, like in ceremonies or as a simple treat.
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2024-11-09 14:13
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