fucked in the ass with no lube humor

In her pursuit of saving enough money to return home, Hannah found herself playing the role of the "first-love" character in a beloved novel. Originally, this character was a typical stand-in supporting actress, taking on various substitutes for the female lead as dictated by the male protagonists, such as donating kidneys or sparing road for the female lead, which she all agreed. Eventually, the original character succumbed to the pressure, turning dark and meeting a tragic demise with a disfigured face on the streets after being killed by the male protagonists. Hannah's task was to follow this grim plotline and achieve the tragic story's intended outcome. However, in the eyes of George River, she was merely a substitute he had enlisted—an entity dependent on him. When his true love returned, he callously abandoned the woman who deeply loved him. Later, he regretted his decision, only to discover that the once-begging woman was now surrounded by various exceptional men. The individuals who had previously used her as a shield—the movie king, the ambitious young actor who climbed over her for his ideal goddess, and the president who regretted his actions upon regaining his memory—all found themselves humbly pleading for her affection: "Hannah, the one I love is you." Confused by the sudden turn of events, Hannah observed her bank account steadily growing and stumbled upon a newfound skill for crafting tragic stories. As the main antagonist who successfully survived until the end of the story, Arnold Simmons was ruthless, dark, and violent. In his eyes, Hannah appeared to be the most naive woman he had ever encountered, her thoughts consumed solely by love. Witnessing her continuous deception by those around her, Arnold eventually reached a breaking point and seized her, declaring, "Stay by my side; let me handle your tasks." [A seemingly fragile flower with an inner strength, Daughter of the Sea, crosses paths with an obsessed, dark, and sinister antagonist who contemplates disrupting the pond of bred fish every day.]

Después de morir de una extraña enfermedad terminal, Ling Lan renació en un mundo 10.000 años en el futuro. Aunque deseaba poder vivir una vida tranquila y sin incidentes en su nuevo cuerpo sano, el destino tenía otros planes... Obligada a disfrazarse de niño sólo para poder heredar los beneficios militares de primera clase de su padre fallecido, el viaje de Ling Lan hacia la adultez estuvo lleno de desafíos. Después de muchas dificultades, finalmente cumplió dieciséis años cuando pudo dejar la farsa. Pero antes de que pudiera disfrutar de su nueva libertad de casarse y formar su propia familia, un giro del destino hizo que la envíen a la escuela militar de niños más importante de la Federación. Con esos giros del destino, Ling Lan no tuvo más remedio que avanzar más y más por un camino sin retorno, uno de dominio frío y distante...

After traveling to a world of cultivators, Su Yu becomes a member of a common cultivation family's collateral branch, with his cultivation talent evolving from remarkably average to an unsurpassable prodigy of the Daoism. With a proficiency panel embedded within him, he defies all limitations of the Spiritual Root and enlightenment, all he needs is to consistently cultivate from nine-to-five to accumulate proficiency and enhance his strength. There are no bottlenecks in his cultivation. After steady growth for many years, the Immortal Realm gains another lord of the eternal Daoism, who even outlives an Immortal Emperor. ... ps: behind the scenes, persistent plot, exciting text, over ten thousand subscriptions.

After the supposedly cowardly live-in son-in-law of the Ye family gets rid of the seal within his body, Wind Chen slowly reveals an astonishing level of prowess! His medical skills are the best in the world and his martial arts skills defeat all his enemies. With a beautiful wife by his side, Wind Chen stands proudly at the top of the world!

A lendária mana finalmente chegou ao planeta Terra, fazendo com que todos os seres vivos entrassem oficialmente no caminho da evolução. Animais se transformaram em bestas aterrorizantes, algumas plantas adquiriram autoconsciência, e humanos que conseguiram resistir à onda de mana despertaram a habilidade de adquirir habilidades ao derrotar inimigos poderosos. O planeta inteiro entrou em uma nova era em que as leis antigas caíram. A única lei era a lei da selva, onde o mais forte devorava o mais fraco. Bai Zemin, um estudante universitário aparentemente normal, mostrou ser um gênio incomparável no caminho da magia. Isso chamou a atenção de uma linda demônia que se tornaria sua parceira nessa jornada ao topo absoluto. Deus, Anjo, Demônio, Dragão, Vampiro, Lobisomem; nenhuma existência será digna de ser seu inimigo! Aviso: A "Terra" deste romance não é a mesma Terra em que vivemos atualmente, portanto, não use nosso senso comum para este romance. Isso é pura fantasia, afinal.

Upon stepping onto the court, he had only one goal—to get the ball into the basket!

—Kat, tienes una cola —dijo Lily. —Mira, Lily, realmente no es algo de lo que preocuparse —dijo Kat. —Tienes.UNA.COLA KAT —dijo Lily—. ¿Cómo es que esto no te preocupa? —Bueno, el sueño que tuve también fue algo raro, pero si soy honesta, lo que más me preocupa es el texto flotante que está en llamas —dijo Kat. —¿El QUÉ? —dijo Lily. --------------------------------------------------- Únete a Kat en sus aventuras saltando dimensiones mientras cumple su deber demoníaco y responde al llamado del invocador. Cada semana Kat se verá involucrada en nuevas situaciones extrañas y oportunidades que le esperan. Durante la semana contará con su mejor amiga Lily, y tal vez un poco de ayuda de Sylvie para descubrir qué se supone que debe hacer con su vida ahora que se está convirtiendo en un demonio. Capítulos publicados diariamente. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arte por CristianAC: https://www.deviantart.com/cristianac Discord de la historia: https://discord.gg/YzGgDHC

Um Apocalipse desce enquanto humanos despertos se levantam para defender seu mundo! Na Era caótica florescendo, Mana reina suprema. Mas mesmo os seres mais fortes... têm reservas limitadas de Mana. Um fraco Caçador Rank F desperta com a habilidade de nível mais baixo [Bola de Fogo] em uma Cidade desolada quando descobre... Mana não é uma limitação para ele! Você já viu inúmeras bolas de fogo se estendendo pelos céus azuis? Você já viu estrelas anãs sem fim e buracos negros conjurados contra Dragões e outras criaturas míticas intransponíveis?! Com Mana Infinita, tudo é possível!

Drunk, I lie on the lap of a beauty; awake, I command the power of the world. From being unknown to dominating the world, when Lin Fan looks back on the path he has traveled, it is all laid out by beautiful women!

Zhao Du'an, a government official leading a cautious life, finds himself transported to another world where he becomes the favored 'pretty face' of a female emperor and an oppressive, power-abusing villain. Before he can relish the moment, he faces mortal danger for releasing a national criminal. Cornered and desperate, he plans to soothe the female emperor to seek mercy, only to discover his 'leading gigolo' role is a sham. Worse still, his notorious reputation prompts officials and heroes alike to impeach and eliminate him; and martial artists and clerical magicians consider him a disgrace. Overwhelmed, Zhao Du'an decides it's better to stop being human to survive. Starting by betraying his allies, he becomes the Emperor's top lackey. Years later, amidst heavy snowfall in the capital, the female emperor Xu Zhen Guan sighs atop the city tower, 'It was supposed to be a pretend companionship, how did it turn real...' Also known as 'Deceiving and Flattering at the Court of Great Yu', 'The Record of a Villain Going White'.