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69 N’ Goul鬼
Season 1
Morn kunthea+meng lu

69 N’ Goul鬼 Season 1 Morn kunthea+meng lu

Number 69: 69 is slang for when two partners arrange their bodies to perform oral sex on each other at the same time in a way that looks like number 69. Long live France! Slang 69 dates back, if you can believe it, to the French Revolution. The term is found in a French work from 1790, Les catéchismes des putains, attributed to the revolutionary figure Théroigne de Méricour, who described a sixty-nine, or "sixty-nine" in French. English picked up 69 in the 1880s, with its numeric shortcut, 69, familiar in the 1970s. As long as there have been humans, however, there has probably been the practice of a 69. This is described in the ancient Indian Kama Sutra, for example, as the congressional stance of a crow. The position involves different-sex or same-sex partners lying on top of each other - genitals or anus - at the same time, usually achieved by lying on their side or one on top. That is unless those involved take the Standing 69 or Eiffel 69, known variations of the movement. If you are looking for more details from us, well, there are other websites for that. 69 is commonly referenced - and sneered at - in popular culture. R&B singer Rick James released "She Blew My Mind (69 Times)" in 1982, for example, and Bryan Adams 1984 "Summer of '69", which makes puns on the year of peace and love 1969. Rapper Daniel Hernandez is best known by his suggestive stage name, In the 2000s, 69 = inspired something of a meme where netizens comment "kindly" on just about any content online with number 69 (for example, poll shows 69% of Americans approve of the new law). Not that this is new. Almost all of us who know 69 make jokes every time we meet 69 in the wild, from phone numbers and jersey numbers to birthdays and license plates. Number 69: When angel number 69 appears in your life, it is a message from your angels regarding achieving your goals and fulfilling your potential. Angel number 69 can appear in different ways, so it is important to remain open to the messages that the Spirit sends to us. Angel number 69 is a sign from your angels that a cycle in your home and family life is coming to an end, which means another is just beginning. Ghouls: The ghoul is a demon-like being or monstrous humanoid native to the pre-Islamic Arab religion, associated with cemeteries and consuming human flesh. In modern fiction, the term has often been used for a certain type of undead monster. Drinks blood, eats the dead, feeds on young children, seduces humans, morphs into an ostrich, steals coins. 鬼: Japanese folklore, a type of demonic creature often giant in size, of great strength, and frightening in appearance. They are generally considered to be of foreign origin, possibly brought to Japan from China with Buddhism. Cruel and malicious, they can nevertheless convert to Buddhism….
Action
157 Chs
Snow n' Starlight

Snow n' Starlight

First born princess of Goryeo is promised to Silla in marriage. What has begun as a promise between families becomes a pact sealed in blood when her betrothed is mysteriously killed. Now what binds Seol, the lady Ha In of Goryeo to Silla is a blood debt – to turn away from it would be to topple the country into irreparable chaos. Yet, her heart lies with another. Raised from obscurity of illegitimacy, fate of concubine - born last son of northern Kang clan rests on the emperor’s grace. However, being tasked with the guardianship of the imperial princess is the last of his worries. In the whirlwind of emotions that she brings along, it is not just his title that is at stake, but his heart and a secret that he had brought from a grave of a different time. Theirs is a fate from an age gone by, but a love impossible to attain. Theirs is a story written upon dying stars. *** From inside: The snow caressed him in a way she yearned to; fluttering against his lashes, tangled up in his hair. She has always felt home in north, in the valleys that filled themselves with her namesake and with this man beside he, arrows slung over his shoulder and laughter in his eyes. Silla and her betrothed would never take that place. Seol opens her mouth; it is now or never. “Don’t say it,” he cuts her off, a hand stretched out for a lonely snowflake to perch upon. It turns translucent against his roughed palm. “My hand isn’t made for snowflakes,” he sounds joyous, as he always does – when she is weeping within. His eyes remain resolutely elsewhere. “I’ve been summoned to the garrison,” he continues in that same flat tone. “My last duty here will be to deliver your highness to your betrothed.” She is unaware of the tear that has escaped, until an ice cold thumb brushes it off. “Don’t cry,” he says then and she sees the laughing spark in his eyes for what it truly is; longing. “It breaks my heart.” ***
Fantasy
141 Chs
Love N' Cheese

Love N' Cheese

She ain't no genius and only knows the language of fight, but what'll she do when fate decides to entangle her with a brilliant CEO of the company she works in? Would they make a match or would their secret love story will only get limited to 'close friends'? This sweet and spicy story consists of our protagonists Ayana, an ordinary office employee in disguise, and Eric, a genius cold hearted CEO of the company she works in. It was in the bar of an office party, when they both met each other for the first time. But as time progressed, their connections grew deeper and slowly things began to change. With Eric's help, she got to see the true face of her ex-boyfriend while he on the other side got to explore multiple emotions within his heart that he has been suppressing for so long. They were a perfect match for each other, but will that day ever come when they'll confess their feelings and truly become a couple? Unfortunately, the thought seemed impossible as what intervened within was their polar opposite world. While one shined bright in the sky, the other lived in the dark burrows underground. Will this relationship ever be called successful? Or just like her past, Ayana will once again have to suffer from a broken heart. Indulge yourself in this fluffy novel and explore the characters with your own thoughts. PS: this is a slow paced novel with very little R-18 scenes at beginning, but as the story progresses the steamy scenes will soon come to a rise. I request your patience. Note: the credit of cover goes to their respective artist(s) Please do leave some traces of your support, be it the PS/comments/etc. so that I know you are reading this novel Toodles! ฅ°(⁠^⁠ﻌ^)°ฅ
Urban
108 Chs
Share your DMV horror stories.
I once went to the DMV and had to wait for five hours just to renew my driver's license. There were so few staff and the process was so slow. It was really a nightmare.
2 answers
2024-12-10 01:20
What makes a DMV funny cartoon?
The thing that makes a DMV funny cartoon is usually a combination of funny visuals, like goofy-looking staff or crazy car designs, and a storyline that plays with common stereotypes and expectations of going to the DMV.
1 answer
2025-04-08 02:53
What makes a funny DMV cartoon?
Well, a funny DMV cartoon often has exaggerated characters and situations. Maybe it shows people having crazy experiences at the DMV or has witty dialogue that makes you laugh.
2 answers
2025-03-27 16:23
What are the most memorable funny DMV stories?
A guy showed up at the DMV with a fake mustache on as a joke. But it fell off right when he was taking his photo for his license. He had to take the photo again without it, looking all red - faced.
2 answers
2024-11-13 06:49
What are the common California DMV horror stories?
One common story is about the long waiting times. People often have to wait for hours, sometimes even half a day or more, just to get a simple service done like getting a new ID. Another is the unhelpful staff. They might be rude or not very knowledgeable, which makes the whole process more difficult.
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2024-12-10 15:58
What are some common DMV horror stories?
One common horror story is when the DMV system crashes. I know someone who was in the middle of getting their license renewed when the system went down. They had already waited for hours and then had to come back another day. And when they did come back, they had to start the whole process all over again as if they had never been there before. It was a huge waste of time and energy.
1 answer
2024-12-10 23:25
Share your California DMV horror stories.
Well, once I went to the California DMV to renew my license. I got there early in the morning, but the line was already super long. And the waiting area was so crowded and noisy. It took me like three hours just to get to the counter. When I finally did, the clerk was really grumpy and made me feel like I was a bother.
2 answers
2024-12-10 06:52
Can you share some funny DMV stories?
Sure. One time at the DMV, there was a guy who brought his pet parrot with him. The parrot kept squawking 'License! License!' throughout the whole wait. Everyone was laughing.
3 answers
2024-11-13 00:14
Share Some Colorado DMV Hearing Success Stories.
A person had their license revoked due to a DUI. After a period of rehabilitation and taking alcohol - awareness courses, they applied for a hearing. At the hearing, they showed their commitment to staying sober with regular drug - test results. The DMV was impressed and granted them a restricted license to drive to work and alcohol - treatment sessions.
2 answers
2024-11-26 03:45
What are some funny DMV cartoons and why are they funny?
There are cartoons that show people having hilarious misunderstandings at the DMV. They're funny because of the exaggerated reactions and unexpected situations.
3 answers
2025-05-22 05:06
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