horny meme

"Sign a contract with me, be my sex doll for just ten days. I will pay you twenty million dollars." "What the fûck! What did you just say? What do I look like to you? Do I look like someone you can buy with your filthy money? How dare you come to my house and spill those rotten words to me!!" I gasped. "I can double the amount for you... please, help me and..." "Go to hell with your rotten money!!!" I pulled him up from the seat furiously. A 10-day contract. A dangerous obsession. A love that breaks all the rules. Vera Santos thought she could survive ten days as her boss's personal plaything. But Jackson Taylor is more than dominant, he's damaged, dark, and devastatingly irresistible. As lust turns into something deeper, secrets, stalkers, and betrayal threaten to destroy everything. She wanted freedom. He wanted control. Neither expected love. Now? Neither can live without it.

It's not written by me But my friend _HORNY_ROCKY_ an Chinese friend. He is using my WN account to upload his work in my account. So please don't blame me.

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

° A tourist Palace ‘Swarg Sadan’ that is said to be haunted according to the people who had experienced several paranormal things there... ° Gauri, the heiress of the Rathore tourism industries, who is the owner of the castle. To prove herself responsible toward her duties, she took an unexpected step along with her friends... ° “I myself have to find out what's happening inside that place...” ° But things went upside down after she realised that whatever that evil was, it wasn't hurting her... ° It was like... "W-who is there?" No... ° Read to find out, babies~

A collection of sexual stories from the web for all you horny bastards. P.S I do not own any of these stories unless stated otherwise

Soft paws, velvety fur, and eyes that captivate at first sight are the charms of the best servant you'll ever find in your life. Upon returning home, Jhon encounters his old feline friend transformed into an imposing creature who now cares for him as her loyal servant. As they explore their bond through a cat-to-human translator bracelet, they delve into mysteries involving cat disappearances, an enigmatic mafia led by a sweet servant, and an obsession with tuna. Amid challenges, their relationship evolves unexpectedly and charmingly, defying both of their expectations.

A lonely witch curses the world in hopes to get laid.

Horny Aunt is an urban life novel written by Lone Wolf.... "Aunt, I want to..." "Honey, I'm coming..." What do you do when you have a beautiful, awful, lonely aunt? What do you do when the aunt who loves you to the bone keeps hooking up with all kinds of beautiful women for you? From the girl, to the royal sister, to the young woman, the aunt's command all down...

Life has always been difficult for Dragomir. Never able to fit in anywhere, he wasted his youth as an outsider, until an impulsive decision made him travel to Japan, whereby he became a destitute and desperate vagrant. That was until by a chance encounter he discovered the Sea of Stars, a mystical place which inadvertently granted him his deepest desires. A year has passed since then. Now Drago is an 9-feet tall, hulking humanoid dinosaur, and he has a beautiful wife, Miko, who is a giant horny dinosaur mage. They love each other and they constantly have sex. They even have children already! But not everything is sunshine and rainbows, since Drago and his family are prisoners, too. Their home, Makinata District, and the surrounding mountains are cut off from the rest of the world by the Japan Self-Defense Force. Drago, his family, and three thousand other people live in isolation, and have little hope of ever being released. But despite everything, life goes on and so does Drago's daily life. He got what he wished for, and now he has to live with the consequence of having a giant horny dinosaur mage for a wife, while being a dinosaur himself -- in a world which is not ready for either monsters or magic.

The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself. Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language. Enjoy!