dave barry and colonoscopy

When I was 5 and mommy told me everything about my real fucking dad and it really breaks my heart anytime my ma'am and dad issue comes to my mind. My dad never wanted to take his responsibilities as a father. So, it was only my mother who was responsible for my whole life for the past years. "It is 14 years now, I have never seen my real dad. You know, it sometimes worries me a lot, but once I have mommy and Garriso around me, it makes me feel a little happier, but just that I miss my fucking dad. Mommy told me not to allow daddy to come near me or anywhere around me." "A few days ago, Mommy's cell phone rang for more than 1000 hours, but mommy didn't answer dad's call. That day, I got to know how much mommy hated hearing a word from my dad. But I don't know why my dad still wants his family back. After 14 years, daddy never wanted it, but now-- I think he needs us. Hmm mommy also feels the same worried as I used to but never wanted to talk about it, even to set her eyes to see Mr. Lucas, my real dad."

In the eastern forests of Edenia, the most peaceful continent in the realm of Tanasma, a small village rests under the watchful eye of the new sheriff, Barry. Little do the townsfolk know, their protector leads a dark double life - for Barry is a powerful mutant with the ability to transform into a terrifying wolf-like beast. His very existence is a crime in this world of technological wonders and precise genetic ordering. Barry was once the dreaded serial killer known as The Calendar, who earned his grisly moniker by slaughtering victims based on the day of the month. If today was the 5th, five lives would be gruesomely taken. For a decade, he spread fear and bloodshed across the land, until he grew weary of the butchery and his insatiable hunger for violence. Seeking redemption, Barry hung up his murderous ways and pursued a path of righteousness as a lawman in the sleepy hamlet. However, his bloody past is not so easily escapable. The Capitol Patrol Guard, tasked with neutralizing genetic abnormalities like Barry, has kept his case file open. As a level three mutant - one of the highest and most dangerous classification - Barry remains a top priority target for detainment or termination. The cold and merciless CPG agents scour the countryside, leaving no stone unturned in their quest to capture the former serial killer. Despite Barry's best efforts to lay low, his new role as sheriff inevitably brings him into conflict and chaos that he cannot avoid. His hair-trigger temper, honed from years of depravity, constantly threatens to unravel the fragile life of righteousness he has tried to construct. A simple domestic dispute can quickly escalate into a blazing confrontation with Barry's inner beast unleashed. When a routine call goes terribly awry, Barry finds himself squaring off against a sinister foe who revels in tormenting him and dredging up the ghastly memories of his past life. An epic game of cat-and-mouse begins between the two adversaries. Barry must keep his true mutant nature hidden from the suspicious townsfolk, even as he finds himself transforming more frequently into the raging wolf-monster within. As the stakes ramp higher, Barry's former CPG hunters close in on his trail, driven by their uncompromising duty to neutralize the genetically impure at any cost. With his murderous id threatening to resurface and the unrelenting CPG agents closing in, Barry faces a climactic decision - will he fully reembrace his wolf-like killer instincts to survive, or can he hold true to his path of redemption? In the end, there is no outrunning one's true nature. After an earth-shattering final confrontation, Barry stands amidst the rubble, his wolf-like visage bared to the world. The village lays in smoldering ruin. The unstoppable CPG forces have been momentarily routed, but more will inevitably come. Barry howls defiantly, having fully re-awakened to his primal, bloodthirsty self. The Calendar has been reborn - and this time, there is no redemption to be found.

Being a Grim reaper sounds cool to some and scary to other's but for Dave it's actually just like any other job. Even being dead doesn't save you from having to deal with a job you hate, stubborn 'customers', interacting with people you don't like and overall the day to day struggles we all go through. This Book is a slice of life, dark comedy story from the viewpoint of the Grim Reaper Dave. !!The book is a dark comedy and deals with dark themes like drug abuse, death, suicide and depression so beware!! Also slight lgbt content but nothing explicitly sexual.

“Aku dan kamu bertemu tanpa keinginan untuk saling menyapa mana tahu hari ini tiba-tiba saja sudah jatuh cinta.” Dave tidak suka pada suara nyaring dan manja dari Rania yang terkesan dibuat-buat ketika untuk pertama kalinya mereka dipertemukan oleh sahabat keduanya, namun terpaksa berjabat tangan lalu berdiam sejenak mendengar perempuan cantik itu mengoceh rasanya menyenangkan juga membuat Dave yang kaku tiba-tiba menjadi terhanyut dan ikut bersuara. Ia yang baru saja mengakhiri hubungan dengan perempuan yang dipacarinya selama tiga tahun itu siapa yang akan mengira bahwa akan jatuh dengan mudah pada hati Rania. Hanya saja kadang kala untuk bahagia jalannya tidak selalu mudah, mantan pacar Dave datang kembali menagih janji untuk hidup bersama sedang Rania harus dihadapkan pada perjodohan yang disiapkan orang tuanya belum lagi fakta bahwa adik Rania sendiri menyukai Dave yang adalah calon kakak iparnya. Akankah hubungan Dave dan Rania berakhir bahkan ketika mereka baru memulai?

Lydia a 25 years frustrated lady,has a stepmother and step brother that always maltreat her at all times,she lost her mother when she was 10 years old and since then she lost her half part, because her mother is her half part and she is so precious to her. Jane is an heartless, hard heartening, wicked stepmom, that treat Lydia like a trash, she loss her self esteem and self confidence through it. Few years later Her father died leaving her stepmom with the company, Jane mismanaged the company fund and it went into bankruptcy, because Jane borrowed a lot of money from the bank and she squandered everything,the company turned upside down and she has a Billionaire Business partner that wants to help to revive the company. Dave an arrogant, pompous, pride Billionaire who has a lot of chains of companies in Mexico City, he is influential,famous and rich and he is rude with woman,he doesn't like woman, because he believes that they are after his money,Jane has to arranged Dave for Angela,she wants to get married to Dave so as to revive the company. Ahhhhh..... How will I get married to a man I don't have feelings for? He is so arrogant and pompous and I don't love him was the speech of Angela to Dave. "You scoundrel, gold digger and good for nothing girl? Do you think you can acquire all my wealth? Dave yelled loudly at lydia Will Lydia Father company get revived? Will Dave fall in love with Lydia? Will Lydia be able to recover from her stepmom maltreatment?

Dave’s life feels like a never-ending cycle of boredom and frustration — until his dreams pull him into a mysterious medieval world filled with danger, magic, and secrets. As he struggles to make sense of his place in this strange reality, he’s drawn into a web of dark forces and ancient mysteries. With unexpected allies and terrifying enemies, Dave must navigate a path where every choice could mean the difference between survival and oblivion.

Dave was once like anyone else—happy, connected, and full of life. But as time passed, the light in his life began to fade, replaced by an insidious darkness that slowly consumed him. Isolated from his family and friends, Dave drifts through his days in a fog of depression, struggling to find meaning in a world that has grown distant and cold. Each morning feels like a battle, every step an effort to keep the crushing weight of his thoughts at bay. On the surface, Dave’s life seems ordinary, even cheerful—a small apartment, a steady routine, and the occasional bright day in the park. But beneath this facade lies a deep and growing despair, a sense of loss that he can’t escape. Memories of better times, of the people he used to love and who loved him, haunt him at every turn, reminding him of all he’s lost and the connections he’s let slip away. As the darkness tightens its grip, Dave finds himself torn between the desire to give up and the faint hope that he can still fight back. He begins a painful and difficult journey inward, confronting the ghosts of his past and the depth of his depression. Along the way, he battles the intrusive thoughts that threaten to pull him under, desperately trying to find a reason to keep going. But as Dave sinks deeper into his struggles, he must decide whether he will succumb to the shadows that have taken hold of his life, or if he can muster the strength to reach out, reconnect, and rebuild the broken bonds with his family and friends before it’s too late. “I Am Dave” is a haunting and poignant exploration of depression, loss, and the fragile hope that, even in the darkest moments, it’s never too late to find your way back.

Dave Wayne was the man everyone looked down on. His wife disrespected him. His in-laws mocked him. To them, he was just a failure — someone unworthy of love, let alone respect. But everything changed with one unexpected phone call. In an instant, Dave discovered he was the heir to a powerful Trillionaire bloodline — a legacy that had been hidden from him all his life. Now, with the world at his feet, he vowed that those who had nicked him would surely bow at his feet!

When college student Ethan Parker finds a sleek, battery-powered doll in a mysterious antique shop, he laughs at its cheerful greeting: “Hello, my name is Dave. Name your wish for today.” But Dave isn’t a toy. Each wish granted comes with a horrifying, unpredictable cost. From small fortunes to wild acts of revenge, Ethan’s life spirals into a nightmare of blood, betrayal, and chaos. The more the doll is used, the smarter it becomes—learning, manipulating, and preying on human greed, fear, and desire. As Dave’s influence spreads to Ethan’s friends, family, and city, it becomes clear: some wishes are better left unspoken. But can Ethan stop the doll before it grants its ultimate, world-shattering wish? Horror, suspense, comedy, and tragedy collide in this epic tale of power, obsession, and the nightmare lurking behind every wish.

Barry Bishop discovers that his personal life, family, relationships, locations, people he had met as class mates, colleagues and acquaintances bore resemblance by connecting the dots between his past and present. He discovers the high school location of his college friend, Daryl Gilbert in St. James metropolis by coincidence. His meeting Salome Wright in Dave Truebone county during national call year, happened to be the homeland of both Mr. Mandy and Brian Mosslick. Both of whom were his colleagues at some time at Green Peach Limited. Coincidentally, he reunites with his childhood love, Lilian Bradshaw in Golden Shield Estate. This location was where he met Paul Lambert, who by coincidence was friend to Brian Mosslick.