comedian horatio sanz

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

I’m sad but I smile That’s my life

After an unceremonious death by gaming-induced heart attack, a cynical couch potato finds himself reincarnated in a fantastical world, saddled with a sentient, wisecracking 'Chuckle-Verse Interface' that demands he perform increasingly absurd comedic feats to survive and thrive. Prepare for peak hilarity. Hope you like this one. Add it to your library if you like it. I'm active and will update consistently. You don't need to worry about me ghosting this.

Boy with chicken legs will safe the Philippines

This book is meaningless. It is simply coom over and over.

Mira died because she was stupid enough to trust the people around her. Her reputation, her career, her identity and her... Marriage. All of it disappeared while she was powerless to do anything. At death's door, she swore that if she could restart it all, she would change everything. She would avoid the tragedy. She wouldnt fall in love with the same man. Now given another chance, she vowed that she will get the happiness that she deserves and definitely live a good life. Screw everyone who wronged her in the past! [tags: weak to strong FL, school life, friendship, time travel, fantasy] (This is the edited version of my first uploaded book Tempest Heart.)

A story of pettit monster companions. Battle, taming, evolution and beautiful interspecies friendship.

The fight between them sparked when they were kids. She hated her but she loved her back. What happens when after so many years, it is still on but now it is not for toys anymore... Inaaya is a girl who has been invisible to people and lives her life surrounded by books. "Can family be enemy?" she used to ask herself everyday. After 7 years, she returns back to her hometown, to a family which will never be part of her life... But there is a tension between the two sisters. What happens when a boy enters this equation and creates a war between the two?? A challenge between two people makes the worlds of fours people entangle and turn upside down.

Alexa Watson who had an accident woke up after two years of being in coma without her memory of anything or anyone, she doesn't know who to trust except her sister who was by her side when she was in coma. Robert Moore has been searching for his lost wife who called him last two years ago, she had told him her real name before she seemed to have been wiped off the face of the earth, but the information she gave him was not enough to find her, finally she was at arms length but now she's missing again!!!. They both have triplets who are waiting for them but will she be found before her children discover she's missing

Outwardly, Taren and Ian look like any other upper middle-class working couple. Good jobs, nice house, nice cars, nice clothes. They’re in love and it’s clear their marriage is meant to last.<br><br>Happily ever after doesn’t just happen. In the case of Taren and Ian, a healthy sex life where each is free to explore his deepest, darkest desires and live out his fantasies is the key to their happiness. Behind closed doors, Taren becomes Master while Ian wears nipple clamps and cock cages. Ian’s purpose is to satiate his Master. Ian’s wish is that his own pleasure, when granted, is laced with sweet pain. It’s the pain which intensifies Ian’s senses and his pleasure.<br><br>Master Taren has a special trip planned for their anniversary, one of which Ian doesn’t yet know any details. No matter, simply preparing for this trip is fulfilling more than one of Ian’s dark cravings.