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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
Fantasy
4 Chs
Porter X

Porter X

if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
Fantasy
28 Chs
What are the characteristics of Portsmouth detective novels?
Often, they may incorporate the unique local scenery of Portsmouth. For example, the docks or the old town areas might be used as settings for the detective's investigations.
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2024-12-09 13:32
What is the significance of the D-Day story in Portsmouth?
The D-Day story in Portsmouth is of great significance as it marks a crucial moment in history. It commemorates the efforts and sacrifices of those involved in the operation.
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2024-12-15 09:57
What are some Portsmouth Ohio ghost stories?
There are stories about a particular old house in Portsmouth. It is said that at night, strange noises can be heard from the attic. Some believe it's the ghost of a former resident who died in a tragic accident in the house. The noises are described as creaking footsteps and faint moans.
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2024-12-03 04:22
Tell me some Portsmouth VA ghost stories.
Another spooky tale from Portsmouth VA involves an old cemetery. It is said that at midnight, strange noises can be heard coming from the graves. Some believe it's the ghosts of those buried there trying to communicate. There are reports of cold spots and an eerie feeling when passing by the cemetery at night. It could be that the history and the solemn nature of the cemetery contribute to these ghostly legends.
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2024-11-11 21:36
What are the most famous Portsmouth VA ghost stories?
The story of the haunted theater in Portsmouth VA is quite famous. People have reported seeing a phantom actor on the stage when the theater is empty. They say the figure moves as if performing a play from long ago. It might be the spirit of an actor who had a deep connection to the theater and couldn't leave even after death.
3 answers
2024-11-12 00:03
Are Portsmouth Ohio ghost stories based on real events?
It's hard to say for sure. The story of the ghostly woman by the riverfront could potentially be based on a real drowning that happened in the past. However, as time passed, the story took on a more supernatural element with the apparition in white. There could also be cases where people misinterpreted normal things as ghostly activity, which then became part of the ghost stories.
2 answers
2024-12-03 15:04
Where can I find a comic shop in Portsmouth?
You might try looking in the downtown area. There are usually some shops there that could have comics.
2 answers
2025-09-11 20:04
Where can I find a comic shop in Portsmouth?
You might try looking in the city center. There are usually a few shops around that area.
1 answer
2025-06-14 01:29
Where can I find comic shops in Portsmouth?
Try looking around the commercial districts. Sometimes, there are hidden gems tucked away in side streets. Also, check online directories or local business listings for specific locations of comic shops in Portsmouth.
1 answer
2025-11-23 06:13
Where can I find comic shops in Portsmouth, UK?
You might find some comic shops around the commercial areas of Portsmouth. Check near the city center or popular shopping streets.
2 answers
2025-04-10 02:47
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