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[The Beloved Exclusive] Commandery Princess Gu Shengyin of Qinghe had died. Her beauty eclipsed Jinghua, and her talents were renowned throughout the world, yet she lost to a woman inferior to her in every aspect. It wasn't until after her death that Gu Shengyin realized she was nothing more than the protagonist of a supporting character's counterattack story, doomed to be cannon fodder for a transmigrated lady…… In the pure white space, Gu Shengyin emotionlessly received the memories transmitted to her by the System…... System: "In this day and age, the supporting character must turn over a new leaf, the cannon fodder must counterattack, and the extras must make their presence felt. As the female lead, you are their biggest obstacle." Gu Shengyin's eyes glinted with cold light. Her smile was stunningly beautiful. "Then let's see: Who, indeed, should be the stumbling block that gets kicked away, and who, in the end, will be the ultimate winner!" Those supporting characters and cannon fodders who wish to eliminate the female lead and rise to the top, have you thought about how you want to die? This story is a sweet romance, 1V1.

【Hilarious and Adorable Novel】 As a military doctor with expertise in both Chinese and Western medicine, Gu Changsheng felt that this time-traveling journey was ridiculously screwy! Once he traveled back, he was gifted a son, hmm, it felt quite nice. Having a son to rely on in old age, plus owning a steady estate, wealth and glory weren't hard to come by. A lousy father turns over a new leaf? Sorry, mom here isn't fond of revisiting the past! Son, what kind of dad do you want? From the multitude of handsome and wealthy young men out there, let’s pick and choose… This is the story of a bizarrely outstanding female doctor, strutting through ancient times with her child in tow!

Her uncle indifferent, her fiancé unfaithful, and the very aunt she regarded as her own mother sold her to a merchant to be a concubine for two hundred thousand taels of silver, thoroughly ruining her life. Having been reborn and having survived life and death trials, Lian Yueyao vowed never to let anyone control her destiny again. This time, she would protect her loved ones who cared for her and carve out a splendid future for herself with her own hands. June's readers group: 97058970, everyone is welcome to join. June’s completed novel: "Rebirth: The Soft-hearted."

Jane Green, a world-famous jewelry chief designer woke up and found she had become the heroine in a novel she was reading. With the exact same name as that designer, the former heroine couldn't be more regular. She had a great husband and a five-year-old son, but was stupid enough to be set up. She was caught in bed with someone else, spat on and died a miserable death

Upon traversing through time, Divine Doctor Qi Yu became a foolish Princess, the kind doomed to be entombed alongside her husband. Fortunately, her medical skills were exceptional. With a unique secret technique, she fished a certain Prince out of his coffin and performed a spectacle of raising the "dead." Everyone said that after dying once, the Qi Family's useless Second Miss seemed to have transformed into someone else. Not only did she punch pure lotuses and kick duplicitous teas, but she also possessed the Resurrection Technique and mastered all sorts of martial arts, turning the entire capital city upside down. All the civil and military officials of the court begged the Prince to divorce his wife, yet the Prince, with an expressionless face, retorted, "The one spoiled by this Prince, if you can't stand it, just suck it up."

Alister Wright was one day unexpectedly transmigrated into a world of modern fantasy. A world where people could use superpowers, like in those novels he used to read. But it wasn't a dream come true as one might expect it to be, it was a nightmare. In this new world, dimensional gates descended, and monsters waged war against the human race, To make matters worse, in such a dangerous world, Alister was transmigrated into the body of a nobody with no talents and supernatural powers. Not just a trash, but the trashiest of them all known to the world after breaking the world record of awakening a 0-star talent! Receiving the scorn and mockery of the world, it was a despairing situation for him. Nonetheless, he persevered and didn't give up. But when all hope was lost and there was no salvation in sight, A miracle happened and Alister finally awakened his golden finger. [The World Travel Simulator is online] "Finally!" The World Travel Simulator System, a cheat system that could simulate another real world, creating a temporary replica of everything like a mirror world where Alister could travel to and explore freely. It was like another life, and to top it all off, the greater his achievements in that world, the greater he would be scored by the simulator system. Kill some mobs, it was F- grade. But... Uncovering the mastermind or defeating the strongest, it was a guaranteed S-grade! Depending on his grade, he could inherit the power, talent, knowledge, and experience he had in the simulation. [If the host can get S-grade in the simulation world, it will become permanent and the host can transmigrate into that world by performing a full-dive realistic simulation but with the risk of true death.] "But what if I get another S-grade score in that world during the realistic simulation?" [After obtaining another S-grade simulation score, the host can obtain the ownership of that world and become a World God!] "WTF? ARE YOU SERIOUS?... This... This is... AWESOME!!!!" "Hahahaha" Alister laughed manically. "So what if you're the strongest? What if you can kill me? Heh! I'll keep on simulating. I'll keep on returning back until I defeat you!" "I will fight with you countless times in that simulation, know every future, and come back to kill you and give you the worst possible death... Mark my words... GOD!" A transmigrator, system user, and even a regressor. With those identities of his, Alister vowed to become the strongest! *** Join the discord server: https://discord.gg/BX9ZDY6mdT

Humiliation, hypnosis, tutoring, r*pe… All the horrible things a woman can be subjected to. I turned on the game because I wanted to be subjected to those things.

In the magic world of sword and magic, opportunities and dangers coexisted. Countless travelers traveled here, and most of them died at the beginning of the journey. Allen knew the danger and activated the corpse touching system. With the greatest care, he swore to be the only surviving traveler. "Ding Dong, the system has detected corpses. Host, shall we start to collect corpse data?" "Collection!" "Ding Dong, the data has been collected successfully." "Congratulations, host. You have got the Intermediate Mage of talent." To protect his own life, he gradually climbed to the top peak! Allen: "About the reborn magic world, the story of how I screwed up so bad..."

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

The opening team has lost seven consecutive games! Su Yun activated the Super Baller System! "Congratulations to the host, all the attributes of the goalkeeper, all raised to 99!" "Congratulations to the host! Free kick attributes, all raised to 99!" Su Yun stopped his team's losing streak, and from then on, he embarked on the path of legend! Hegemony over the top five leagues! Hegemony over Europe! Su Yun became the Lord of God in the mouths of all European fans! He redefined the meaning of goalkeeper!