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What will happen when billions of people from Earth get isekai'd to a place called Endless Continent where Magic reigns supreme, are given a castle and an initial unit to fight for hegemony & immortality? Let's find out through the eyes of our protagonist, Kazehaya Haru, a fresh University Graduate who gets lucky and is assigned the powerful Angel Race as his troops. Become A Member At My Patreon For Access To Upto A Hundred Chapters Ahead. (MULTIPLE CHAPTERS A DAY IF YOU'RE AN ADAMANTITE TIER OR HIGHER MEMBER.) » PATREON.COM/LORDARCHDUKE I'M A NEWBIE SO PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO POINT OUT ANY MISTAKES YOU SEE. P.S. This is a translation. This is NOT my novel.

Einst ein aufgehender Stern unter den Schülern der Azurblauer Ursprungs-Sekte, zeichnete sich Ethan als Körperkultivator mit unübertroffenen Potenzial aus. Sein Zukunft wurde jedoch abrupt zerschlagen, als er Opfer einer grausamen Verschwörung wurde, orchestriert von der verehrten Heiligen der Sekte. Fälschlich beschuldigt und öffentlich verleumdet, wurde Ethan seiner Position als direkter Schüler enthoben und ins abgelegene und unheilvolle Grab der Vergessenen Ahnherren verbannt, wo er mit endlosen, tristen Wachdiensten beauftragt wurde. Genau als sein Leben zur Bedeutungslosigkeit verdammt schien, änderte sich Ethans Schicksal. Er erweckte ein mysteriöses Angel-System, das ihm großzügige Belohnungen für das Abschließen täglicher Angelaufgaben gewährte—mystische Elixiere, legendäre Waffen wie das Schwarze Chaos-Schwert, tiefgründige Künste wie die Urtümliche Flammen-Körperschmiedetechnik und seltene Artefakte, darunter die Leere-Uhr. Angetrieben von diesen wundersamen Gaben begann Ethan Jahrzehnte einsamer Kultivierung, in denen er mühsam Körper und Geist verfeinerte. Mit der Zeit erreichte Ethan den legendären Bereich der Einheit zwischen Mensch und Schwert, seine Macht übertraf die seiner früheren Gefährten und selbst die der Sekte, die ihn verstoßen hatte. Doch als er die Azurblauer Ursprungs-Sekte hinter sich ließ, um den Gipfel der Kampfkünste nach seinen eigenen Vorstellungen zu suchen, traf die Sekte ein beispielloses Unheil. Als alle Hoffnung verloren schien, kam dieselbe Heilige, die ihm einst Unrecht getan hatte, mit Tränen in den Augen verzweifelt auf der Suche und flehte: "Ich bin die Heilige der Azurblauer Ursprungs-Sekte—bitte, kehre zurück und rette uns!" ..... Extra Kapitel 100 Kraftsteine - 1 Extra Kapitel 200 Kraftsteine - 2 Extra Kapitel Kapsel - 1 Extra Kapitel Massagestuhl - 3 Extra Kapitel Luxusauto - 5 Extra Kapitel Magisches Schloss - 15 Extra Kapitel

It's been 25 years since the apocalypse, when the world we knew changed forever. It was then that terrible monsters appeared and some of humanity evolved to fight them. Seraphine a 18 year old citizen in Newber, was living a peaceful life with her parents, learning at the Academy, to get a nice job within the government. At least, until everything turned for the worse and she ended up as an Evolved in a destroyed city. (Cover art done by: https://www.fiverr.com/designreflects)

This is the story of Kir, who has to thwart the will of Heaven, Hell, and his parents in order to survive, protect the people he loves, and achieve happiness. He just has to make it through life at a magical academy and survive to find his birth mother, the lost Daughter of Heaven. If not, he will be forced to take his place at the side of his father, a Duke of Hell bent on destroying Heaven itself. It's a lot to handle for a quiet, brooding angel boy. Fortunately, he has company. A succubus, a foxkin girl, and a half-angel boy to start. And Kir has his own secret: knowledge from another life. ---- ************ Content Advisory: Sex of the pansexual variety (lots of it after chapter 50) Adult-Oriented chapters will be titled with * ************ PS: Thank you so much for considering my novel! I invite you to consider my other works if you are interested: https://www.webnovel.com/profile/4323849251 If you're interested in joining a forum for my books, or interfacing with me as the author, please use this Discord link: https://discord.gg/ksJ8dJup4d If you like what I have written, please comment, collect, and review, and I'll do my best to respond! Humbly, ~Haizao

[BOOK1] What are the odds that Gael would find himself as the Hero of a dark romance novel? After stumbling upon the book that he probably wouldn't have found if not because of his sister, Gael read the entire thing in one night. He found the book worthy of his mockery. It was absolutely ludicrous! He must find whoever wrote this absolute nonsense about him so he could show that person what he does to people who were deserving of his wrath. But what would he do when he finds out that the author of the book wants to keep her identity a secret? Will he expose her? Or will he use the secret to his advantage? ... "How dare she use me this way?" A menacing stare paints his face as he looks at the woman from a distance. "She likes writing romance novels so much?" he scoffed. "Then I'll give her the best damn story she would ever want to write." ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ Other Works: •Serendipity - A Chance Encounter (Complete-Ongoing revision) •Femme Fatale: The King's Deadly Temptress •Gabriella's Hellfire: An Arranged Marriage Mafia Romance (Book 2 of The De Luca Mafia Series) •Giovanni's Black Heart: An Enemies to Lovers Mafia Romance (Book 3 of The De Luca Mafia Series) ~~~~~~~~~~~ Join me and follow all my socials: linktr.ee/nixxxie *Licensed cover image ~~~~~~~~~~~ Proofreader/Editors: Filledelisle Swaning

Bertransmigrasi ke dunia yang berbeda di mana Binatang Penjaga berkuasa, Gu Xing seharusnya menjadi orang terpilih yang diirikan oleh semua! Binatang Penjaga pertama yang ia panggil ternyata adalah Succubus Tingkat Epik yang langka! Namun, tepat ketika semua mata tertuju padanya, Succubus ini mengkhianatinya di depan umum. "Tuan, dia menawarkan terlalu banyak!" Dia kemudian beralih ke pelukan seorang pewaris kaya, meninggalkan pemandangan penuh ejekan. Namun tidak ada yang tahu, Gu Xing telah membangkitkan sebuah sistem yang bisa melihat semua jalur pelatihan Binatang Penjaga! Di tengah tawa keramaian, ia mengikat kontrak dengan seorang Angel yang dianggap "cacat." Setelah menggunakan bahan-bahan untuk menyembuhkan lukanya, Angel tersebut pulih sepenuhnya... Emas... Bakat Legendaris!​

Transmigrating into a different world where Guardian Beasts reign supreme, Gu Xing is supposed to be the chosen one envied by all! The first Guardian Beast he summons turns out to be a rare Epic Level Succubus! However, just as all eyes are on him, this Succubus betrays him in public. "Master, he's offering too much!" She then turns to the embrace of a rich heir, leaving behind a scene full of ridicule. Yet no one knew, Gu Xing has awakened a system that could see through all Guardian Beasts' training paths! Amidst the laughter of the crowd, he contracts with an Angel deemed "crippled." After using materials to heal her wounds, the Angel fully recovers... Gold... Legendary Talent!​

"Hey, don't move!" I was robbed by a stranger. But what he wanted was not money. He tore my clothes off, kept kissing me hard, not to rape me. He wanted me to cover his blood and track from his enemies. I saw blood running out of his stomach. He said thank you after he fooled his enemies. I let him come into my place to get the bullet out of him. I was a doctor. He gave me a kiss the next morning and disappeared from my life. It felt like a dream, I couldn't help thinking about the night making out with him. Until one day, I saw him again in the hospital. I learned that he was a soldier and that he had looked for me and loved me for a very very long time... But I had no memory of him, until...

<p><strong>in the past han mo had spent five million to buy su qinglian at that time su qinglian naively believed that this man was an angel sent by heaven to save her </strong></p><p>she could not help but fall in love with him and rely on him if possible she wished to spend her life with him in such a dull manner however after qiao mei appeared su qing lian&#x27;s world fell into darkness she had been chased out of her home and forced to leave the yan clan she had thought that she and the yan clan&#x27;s yan han mo had been separated by a great distance never to see each other again however he had wandered around for many years but the man said to her i love you</p>

In old times a boy named Luis had lost his parents at a very tender age, he never even got to know who his parents were. With his parents gone he had to be taken care of by his wicked aunt who hardly fed him once a day, in effort to get food Luis was adviced to steal by a strange book without minding the punishment of burning given to thieves. When Luis was caught he ran into the forest and the villagers including his aunt chased him down with torches. "I think it's best I surrender now" Luis stopped running and was panting now. "I think I can see him!" he heard the village blacksmith shout. He took a little step backwards and down a hole he went. "Noooooo!!!" Luis screamed as he went down the hole, the last thing he saw was a red glowing light and then it was lights out for him. "What happened?" Luis groaned. "Where am I? And why is my body so cold" he said touching his arm" A screen appeard in front of him. [ System revived ] "What?" That was where the true journey began. Now the fate of mankind lies in his hands as he keeps completing tasks and quests to get stronger. Luis keeps getting stronger but the question is: Will he be able to stop Lucifer? Join my discord channel for more info about the novel. https://discord.gg/7DvJCBfvSy Also if you have time, you can check out The Angel System by ECM Manga.