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Honkai... just how despairing of a disaster is it? In this catastrophe, you can't even protect the people you want to save...

Rhodes accidentally tripped and fell while playing with his phone as he walked down the stairs, only to find himself transported to the world of Fairy Tail. To his surprise, he discovered that he had the ability to summon various wild monsters from League of Legends and even learned how to use Take Over Magic. But that wasn’t the main issue. The real problem was that, among a guild full of reckless individuals, there was suddenly someone who actually liked making plans. Some people believed he was destined to become the next guild master. But Rhodes knew the truth, becoming the guild master of Fairy Tail meant endless self-reflections and a never-ending pile of compensation bills. Determined, Rhodes made up his mind: I don’t want to be the guild master!

Xiao Ze crossed over to the world of Dou Po, becoming the fourth young master of the Xiao family, and obtained a binding feedback system. When the bound individual's strength increases, it can be tenfold feedback to Xiao Ze. 【Successfully bound Xiao Xun'er, Xiao Xun'er's strength increased, congratulations to the host for gaining tenfold feedback, strength increased to a nine-star fighter...】. 【Xiao Xun'er took the Saint Heart Luminous Pill, greatly increasing aptitude! Congratulations to the host for gaining tenfold feedback, aptitude increased to the level of a peerless genius...】 . 【Xiao Xun'er successfully refined the Emperor Burning Heaven Flame, greatly increasing strength! Congratulations to the host for gaining tenfold feedback, successful refinement of the Emperor Flame (20%)...】. Xiao Ze thought it would end like this, but he didn't expect that as Xiao Xun'er's strength increased, the number of people he could bind also increased. The Seven-Colored Devouring Sky Python bloodline of Queen Medusa, the Calamity Poison Body of Little Doctor Immortal, the Emerald Snake Triple Flower Pupil of Qinglin... all receive tenfold feedback! Years later, when the Soul Heavenly Emperor just caused havoc, he was immediately suppressed by Xiao Ze! Only then did Xiao Ze realize that he had reached the pinnacle of the Continent of Douqi. He couldn't help but cast his gaze towards the vast world. Thank you for the support, friends. If you want to read more chapters in advance, go to my Patreon. Read 40 Chapters In Advance: patreon.com/Johanssen10

This time, the soul-transferred Naruto no longer worries about his lineage and ignores those strange looks, binding himself to the 'Take It Easy System'. [Option 1: Pursue Sakura. Reward: S-Rank Ninjutsu.] [Option 2: Pursue Hinata, avoid ten years of detours. Reward: Kyubi’s approval (you can use Kyubi’s Chakra at will)] Is that even a question? Naruto decisively chooses Hinata. Naruto fishes by the river, and Mizuki suddenly appears. Mizuki: "Naruto, do you want to become stronger?" [Option 1: Refuse Mizuki’s invitation and tell him to get lost. Reward: Full level Fishing Mastery.] [Option 2: Accept Mizuki’s invitation and steal the Scroll of Seals. Reward: Impure World Reincarnation (Incomplete)] Naruto: Is there even a choice? Sandaime Hokage: "Where tree leaves dance... one shall find flames... the fire's shadow will illuminate the village... and once again tree leaves shall bud anew." Naruto: "Smooth!" --------------------------------------- Support me at https://www.patreon.com/IamPoorGuyToo There are advanced chapters there

Transmigrator 1: "Tang San, you reincarnated by seizing someone else's body, how despicable!" Slap! Tang San slapped him back and scolded: "You are the one who reincarnated and awakened your previous life's memories, and I am the one who seized someone else's body, right?" Transmigrator 2: "Tang San, you are so hypocritical! You actually told Dugu Bo the worst way to treat his poison, and stole his immortal grass." Slap! Tang San slapped him again and said: "Were those immortal grasses planted by Dugu Bo? No? Then in this fantasy world, killing and robbing is very normal, right? As long as I am strong, then everything I do is right!" Transmigrator 3: "I'd rather be Xiao Yan's lackey than Tang San's brother!" Bang! Tang San smashed his head with a Sky Hammer and said: "You like Xiao Yan so much, why did you transmigrate to Douluo Continent? I am kind-hearted, I'll send you to Douqi Continent!" In his previous life, Tang Chuan transmigrated to Tang San, without any cheats, he wanted to follow the rules, practice Xuantian Gong diligently, and break through the hundredth level by researching his martial soul. He didn't expect that transmigrators would come one after another, and each one of them was a "moral model". Tang San said: "You guys are bored, right?" ****** Power Stone Goal: 200PS = 1 CHAP 600PS = 5 CHAP Have early access to over 25 chapters on patreon along with weekly mass chapter drop: patreon.com/ZeroMoney Announcement: For every 5 patron that join my patreon before 1 Feb I will mass release 15 chapters. patreon.com/ZeroMoney This is a translation.

Quanyi, who has never read the Douluo novels, is transmigrated to the Douluo Continent. What is the essence of a martial soul? Can innate soul power really not be changed? Without a golden finger and unaware of the plot, how far can Quanyi go, relying solely on his own wisdom and perseverance? Tired of seeing the protagonist go to Shrek Academy? Come and see the protagonist go to Blazing Fire Academy. Restoring the real Douluo Continent. Martial Soul: Blazing Sun Gauntlets (Fire-attribute, top-grade tool martial soul) Martial Soul Talent: Fire Immunity, Fire Control Innate Soul Power: Level 10

**Synopsis:** In the midst of the Ninja World War, a legend circulates: encounter the Yellow Flash, and you’re free to run; meet Konoha Shisui, and you can fight; but if a medical ninja asks if you’re sick, don’t hesitate—run and don’t look back! Enter Reiki, an ordinary medical ninja whose straightforwardness can spell trouble for anyone who crosses his path. If he says you're sick, you’re definitely in trouble... This story has been translated by me. If you have any other stories you'd like translated, feel free to leave a comment! If You would like to read the full story you can access my Patr*on at [patreon.com/GGFanfiction] **Original Work:** [Link](https://www.fanmtl.com/novel/ke370872.html)

Ding! The system activated the mission! [Look at this sick old man in front of you. Let us pull out his oxygen tube and send him off. Let’s give him a peaceful mercy teehee~] Shinomiya Aoba was stunned. The old man mentioned by the dog system seemed to be a little strong... Looking at the Gedo Mado Pipe inserted in the back of 'old age Madara', he was silent and even wanted to laugh, ‘Do you mean his 'oxygen tube'??? You want me to die?!?!?!?!’ In addition... The super suicide missions have been released: [Personally experiencing the ultimate meaning of the Eight Inner Gates! —Take a hard kick of 'Night Guy' and shout out, 'I would not call you the strongest!’] [Give Otsutsuki Kaguya a Thousand-Year Kill! —And record this beautiful moment!] [Art is Explosion... and SpongeBob Squarepants! —-To accompany Deidara to self-destruct!] [Inviting Terumi Mei to host the wedding —No less than a hundred words of congratulations!] In addition, there were many other kinds of death-seeking missions waiting to be opened. And when the main character looked back many years later, everyone was holding back a sentence of "Damn it, he’s crazy!" “This Ninja clearly didn't look very strong, so why did he not die even after doing this?” “This was probably a poor child who had been dragged onto a path of death by a shitty system that’s on seeking death.” Please give this novel 5 stars review and power stone ;) Read a few chapters ahead on readfanfic.com https://w ww.p atreon.c om/RinrinTL Our community on discord: discord. gg /t66agbE

In the Central 46 Compound, the Captain-Commander of the Gotei 13 and the notorious scourge of the Female Shinigami Association, Masatsuki Aozaki, stood before the Sages and Judges. “You have improper relationships with numerous members, Seated Officers, and Captains of the Seireitei?” “As Captain-Commander, maintaining close relationships with them helps facilitate my work.” “...” The Judge narrowed his eyes. “Then how do you explain modifying the female Shinigami's Shihakushō into miniskirts?” “To transform the Seireitei into a perfect paradise.” “Tsk tsk… A paradise for all Shinigami? That’s not entirely unreasonable…” “No, a personal paradise.” “A private—wait! Captain-Commander Masatsuki, that kind of thinking is clearly wrong!” “Do you want to die?” “...” “Forget it, Captain-Commander Masatsuki. We’ll set this matter aside for now. Let’s discuss some of the outrageous statements you’ve made in the past. Those were jokes, right?” “No, I was completely serious.” Masatsuki calmly ran his hand along the hilt of his Zanpakutō and spoke with conviction. “I have a great relationship with my subordinates, I get along well with Hueco Mundo, and I’m even friends with all of your wives and girlfriends. But rest assured, I’m a good Shinigami. You can safely leave the world in my hands!” Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto: That damn brat! Shunsui, Jūshirō, don’t stop me—I need to teach him a lesson! Thus begins the tale of the most incorrigible Shinigami!

After his soul transmigrated into the world of Teyvat, Luo Qing was selected to become the new Trainee Fatui Harbinger, and he was about to be sent to Liyue on a diplomatic mission (to cause chaos). To his surprise, he awakened a “Frustration Value Collection System” — as long as he frustrated others, he could collect frustration points, which he could use to participate in a lottery. As he stared at the list of items in the lottery interface, Luo Qing fell deep in thought: “Spirit Speech: Time Zero,” “Multi-Shadow Clone Technique,” “Thunder Breathing Style,” “Golden Experience Requiem,” “Railgun,” “Gomu Gomu no Mi...” Why on earth were these things appearing in the world of Teyvat?! Given the notorious reputation of a Harbinger, Luo Qing knew that if he didn’t grow strong, he was certainly doomed to a miserable end. Thus, his style became... increasingly abstract... --- Years later, to prevent the infamous Fatui Harbinger, Luo Qing, from causing havoc everywhere, the people and political leaders of the Seven Nations united to issue a formal protest to Snezhnaya. In response, the Fatui in Snezhnaya issued an official statement: “This Harbinger is only a trainee. He has been dismissed.” --- Updates: Mon,Tues,Thurs-Sat To Unlock Bonus Chapters: Reach 30/40/50/100/200/400 Power Stones! 6 Extra Chapters! Reach 800 Power Stones to activate NP! Resets Weekly! [Monday] --- Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators. Original Name: 原神：这个见习执行官太屑了 Author: 何一乐 --- Advanced Chapters! [patreon.com/WiseTL]