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Demonic Cultivation: Starting As a Horse Bandit

Demonic Cultivation: Starting As a Horse Bandit

[Demonic Path Cultivation + Cold-Blooded + Ruthless + Eerie Immortal Path] [Male protagonist is a regular man, has women but no main female lead.] Xu Sanyan, born as a horse bandit, understands the harsh truth that human life is as insignificant as grass. Kill, or be killed. To survive, he cuts off his compassion, unleashing his darkest self. For a single cultivation technique, he slaughtered a city and wiped out villages. For a spell manual, he cut down those he once cherished. From the "Blood Demon Corpse Refining Technique" to the "Soul-Condensing Ghost Art," his cold blade drips with countless lives. In a world like this, he knows reliance on others is futile. Xu Sanyan’s only desire is to wield his blade and cultivate his inner strength to claim the celestial fruits beyond the Nine Heavens. Translator's Note: if you think this story might be similar to Korean "Demon Sect" stories then be warned because the themes explored in this novel maybe too graphic and inappropriate for certain audiences. Although I have seen reviews on my previous novel (RDC) stating that it wasn't as demonic as the synopsis made it out to be. But since I am bringing this to you, I feel this is my responsibility to put in this disclaimer. Still in the beginning phases of translation, so I don't know how true the synopsis is to the story. If you do find it to your tastes don't forget to leave a 5-star review. Read ahead on Pa.treon@CindelTL
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Funny Horse Betting Stories
One funny horse betting story is about a man who bet on a horse just because its name was the same as his wife's. He didn't really study the horse's form or anything. To everyone's surprise, that horse won the race and he made a good amount of money. He then joked that it was his wife's good luck charm that did it.
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2024-12-10 17:40
Can you share some funny horse stories?
Once upon a time, there was a horse named Charlie. Charlie was extremely curious. One day, it saw a scarecrow in the field and got so spooked that it ran all the way back to the stable. But then, it got brave and went back to investigate. When it realized it was just a scarecrow, it started nudging it with its nose as if to say 'You can't scare me anymore!'.
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2024-11-11 20:41
Can you share some funny dark horse stories?
Sure. There was a small local band that no one expected much from. They participated in a big music competition. Their music was a unique blend of different genres. On the day of the performance, they blew everyone away with their energy and sound. They ended up winning the whole competition, becoming a real dark horse in the music scene.
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2024-11-22 03:42
Can you share some funny horse riding stories?
Sure. Once, my friend was riding a horse in the countryside. The horse suddenly saw a big, colorful butterfly and got so excited. It started chasing the butterfly, galloping all over the meadow with my friend holding on for dear life, yelling and laughing at the same time.
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2024-12-04 14:10
Can you share some funny horse racing stories?
Sure. There was a horse named Lucky. During a race, he suddenly stopped in the middle of the track because he saw a big, shiny object on the side. The jockey tried hard to get him going again. Finally, it turned out to be a mirror someone had left there, and once it was removed, Lucky zoomed off and still managed to finish third.
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2024-10-25 00:32
Can you share some funny short horse stories?
Sure. There was a short horse that thought it was a big dog. It would always try to chase after the neighbor's cat, but being short, it could never catch up. The cat would often stop and tease the horse, which made for a really funny sight.
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2024-12-09 02:45
Can you share some very funny horse stories?
Sure. Once there was a horse that got spooked by its own shadow and started running in circles. It was hilarious to watch as it just kept going round and round, completely oblivious to the fact that it was chasing itself.
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2024-11-24 21:52
What are some interesting characters in funny short horse stories?
Well, in many such stories, there's often the clumsy short horse itself as a main character. It might be constantly getting into small accidents like tripping over small rocks because of its short stature.
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2024-12-07 12:27
What are the most interesting funny dark horse stories you know?
A little - known artist once entered an art exhibition. His paintings were very different from the mainstream styles in the exhibition. They were full of bright colors and strange shapes. Most people didn't think much of them at first. But as more and more visitors came to the exhibition, his paintings started to draw a lot of attention. People were attracted by their unique charm. Eventually, he became very popular and was a real dark horse in the art world.
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2024-11-22 06:26
What are some really funny horse racing stories from history?
In the early 1900s, there was a horse in a local race that refused to run on a muddy track. Instead of running forward, it just kept side - stepping and sliding around. The spectators were in stitches watching it. The jockey was so frustrated but couldn't do much about it.
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2024-10-25 02:27
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