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Dead Funny Valentine

Dead Funny Valentine

When Lena Mortimer, a sharp-tongued stand-up comedian who’s made a career mocking romance, inherits a decrepit Victorian mansion in a sleepy coastal town, she thinks it’ll make the perfect writing retreat — and cheap housing. What she doesn’t expect is that her new home is haunted by the ghost of her great-great-grandfather’s fiancée, a Victorian socialite who died mysteriously before her wedding. But this ghost isn’t alone. The house seems alive — lights flicker in rhythm with laughter, and Lena begins hearing heckles from invisible voices during her rehearsals. Things get worse when she discovers her new neighbor, Dr. Eli Graves, a reclusive mortician with a PhD in parapsychology, who seems to know too much about her family’s dark history. When Lena accidentally performs stand-up in front of a room full of spirits (who think she’s hilarious), she’s plunged into a supernatural love triangle: Eli, the living man she’s falling for despite her cynicism — and Julian, the sarcastic, charming ghost haunting her bedroom mirror. As romance and horror collide, Lena must uncover the century-old curse binding the spirits to the mansion before it claims her as its next victim. But the deeper she digs, the more she realizes: the curse might not be about death at all — it’s about love gone wrong… and laughter might be the only thing that can break it. A darkly funny, romantic, and chilling ride through heartbreak, hauntings, and hysterics — Dead Funny Valentine is where The Haunting of Hill House meets Notting Hill.
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What are some funny pizza delivery stories?
There was a customer who ordered pizza but when the delivery guy arrived, the customer was in his pajamas and had forgotten his wallet inside. He ran back in but locked himself out. So, the delivery guy had to wait with the pizza while the customer tried to find a way back in. In the end, they both shared the pizza outside while waiting for the locksmith.
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2024-10-27 06:11
What are some funny pizza guy stories?
One funny story is a pizza guy who got lost on his way to deliver a pizza in a new neighborhood. He ended up at the wrong house, and the old lady there was so confused but kind. She invited him in for a cup of tea while they sorted out the address. It was a hilarious mix - up.
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2024-11-16 02:13
Why are pizza cartoon funny?
Maybe it's because of the wacky expressions and exaggerated actions of the pizza characters.
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2025-04-17 06:51
Can you share some funny pizza delivery stories?
Sure. There was a delivery where the customer had ordered a pizza with a lot of toppings. When the driver arrived, he tripped on the doorstep and the pizza toppings went all over the place. The customer and the driver just laughed and the customer still paid for the pizza.
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2024-11-05 10:27
Can you share some funny pizza delivery stories?
Sure. Once, a pizza delivery guy got the wrong address but ended up at a party. They were so happy to see him and his pizza that they paid him double and invited him to stay for a while.
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2024-11-04 15:03
What makes pizza cartoons funny?
The combination of cute characters and the unexpected pizza elements creates a humorous contrast.
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2025-04-03 17:50
Tell me a pizza funny story.
Once, a guy ordered a large pizza. When it arrived, it was so big that he couldn't fit it through his front door. He had to call the pizza place and ask if they could cut it in half outside. They sent a delivery guy with a pizza cutter and he cut it right there on the doorstep. It was quite a hilarious sight!
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2024-11-03 20:33
What could be a pizza funny story?
Well, imagine a pizza delivery guy getting lost in a small neighborhood. He drove around for an hour trying to find the right house. When he finally did, the customer said 'I thought you were bringing me a hot pizza, not a cold one after a world tour!'
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2024-11-03 21:25
Tell me a funny pizza story.
Once there was a pizza delivery guy. He was supposed to deliver a large pepperoni pizza to an old lady's house. When he got there, he rang the bell and the lady opened the door. But her little dog ran out and straight to the pizza box. It grabbed the pizza and ran around the yard with it. The pizza was all over the place, and the delivery guy and the lady just looked at each other and burst out laughing.
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2024-11-24 12:03
What makes a pizza funny in a cartoon?
A pizza can be funny in a cartoon when it has a personality. For example, it could be super talkative or have a really clumsy way of moving. Also, if the pizza gets into funny situations, like getting stuck in a chimney or being chased by a mouse, that would make it funny.
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2025-06-30 00:04
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