funny art gallery stories

"Sword Cultivators may die standing, but they shall never live on their knees!" Xie Xuanyi fell into the Northern Sea, yet, under the nourishment of the "Undying Spring," he unexpectedly welcomed a second life. Chronic ailments had faded, and new flames reignited. A single ember can set the fields ablaze. Enchantresses, Sword Immortals, Buddhist disciples... A multitude of demons danced chaotically as a great tide approached, heralding another golden age! In his previous life, his body was frail; in this life, he would refine his body with golden vital energy, achieving indestructible, crystal-clear Vajra bones! If the three hundred flying swords of the past were all broken, then he would forge an entire Sword Qi Cave Heaven! "Talismans, formation patterns, Daoist techniques—I only know so much—" Xie Xuanyi sat alone within a great array, with his former long sword placed across his knees. "Who says the path realized by Sword Cultivators can only be the Sword Dao?"

In a world dotted with World Entrances to a demon world, demons have invaded humans for centuries. Humanity has united and one of the most ancient sects in the world, the Archean Mountain Sect, has set up an entire education system in the form of Dao Academies and defenses at the World Entrances. Meng Chuan, a young genius, is an expert at the swift saber. Despite his noble heritage, he has one goal—kill all demons. Scarred by demons because of how his mother sacrificed her life for him, he strives to enter Archean Mountain Sect to get the best resources and training. Other than cultivation, his only pleasure is drawing. And as he draws, he becomes stronger… Enjoy this blood-pumping piece of art in Meng Chuan's journey to slay demons with the help of united human comrades.

Liu (Musk) is a man that is reinacanated from modern earth, in an era of primitive beasts and humans competing to reign supreme. Due to chance, he embarks on cultivation and manages to reach the limit of strength in his current world, being forced to flee due to sense of crisis he feels getting closer the longer he stays. On his escape journey in space, he is swept by void tide into another dimension. Where he finds himself a new purpose and opponents on his rise to claim opportunity for eternity. Support: https://www.patreon.com/Auroya_Ryan?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

Dual Cultivation is an art. The more you focus on doing the art, the worse it becomes. Only when doing it becomes part of the art itself, does one truly experience it to its fullest. You will know you understand only when you can't tell the singer from the song, dancer from the dance, and the daoist partners from the dao. This is true enlightenment in the art of dual cultivation ... The 'Naked Sword Art' is a personal skill of mine. It isn't perfect yet, but I believe it will one day be the greatest dual cultivation technique known to man. I am the fucker of mothers, stripper of daughters, and the bane of all men and husbands alike. I am a blind dual cultivator. . . . [ Tags ] R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Netori | Blowjob | Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Hardcore | Feet | Thick | Thicc | Milf | Gilf | Choking | Out doors | Humiliation | Nymph | Bdsm | Fetish | Dual Cultivation | Action | Demon | Handsome MC | Weak to Strong MC | Antihero | Comedy | Wise . . . https://discord.gg/SFyWcze **Art work is not mine. If you want me to take it down please contact me**

Lin Feng tried to be the diligent and hard-working good guy. He Studied hard, did his best to make his family proud and not get into trouble, but when he saw a girl being taken advantage of, he had to intervene. He had been tricked, sentenced to 10 years in jail and framed for a crime he never committed, all was lost. If his life was over he would take those who ruined his life with him… Suddenly he opens his eyes again. He is not dead, but alive in the body of the Lin Feng of a different world. This Lin Feng had been killed as trash of cultivation. This world where the strong had no regard for human life and would kill freely if they had the strength. Called ‘trash’ and thrown away, with vengeance in his heart he will rise to new heights opposing the will of heaven and earth.

Married for three years, they appeared to be deeply in love in public, but behind closed doors, he treated her with cold indifference. Having had enough of his neglect, she handed him a divorce agreement and left him. Unexpectedly, the usually aloof Chairman Xu began acting like a rascal post-divorce, visiting daily to mooch food and drink, and even wanting to share her bed? Outsiders all say, "Chairman Xu has deep feelings for his ex-wife, even after divorce he can't forget her and spoils her to no end."

Just some shitpost

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Arabella El-Gauri, seorang dosen kriminologi muda. Tidak banyak yang mengetahui bahwa Bella adalah pengidap hyperthymesia, atau Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory (HSAM). Bella tidak dapat melupakan apapun yang terlanjur diingat otaknya, bahkan memori terburuk sekalipun.   Suatu hari, Bella mengalami kecelakaan yang membuatnya dapat mengetahui apa yang terjadi di masa depan dan masa lalu tanpa direncanakan. Kecelakaan itu juga yang mempertemukannya dengan Tristan Emilio Fariq, seorang Polisi dan Kapten Detektif yang ditugaskan untuk mengusut kasus pembunuhan berantai yang dijuluki ‘The Retro’. Singkat cerita, Tristan dan Bella lantas menikah, ditengah berjalannya investigasi kasus tersebut. 'The Retro', pembunuh berdarah tanpa satu mikroliter jejak darah. Seni klasik. Menjadi ciri khasnya. Lalu siapa, apa, dan bagaimana 'The Retro' bekerja?   Diluar dugaan, Bella Rupanya mampu melihat perlahan-lahan, samar-samar, siapa pelaku pembunuhan sadis itu dalam mimpi dan penglihatannya. Kemampuan ingatan superior menjadikan itu semakin nyata. Mampukah Tristan dan timnya mengungkap siapa 'The Retro'? Unlock the answer by read this story! ------ Hello, Readers! Selamat datang di novel ketiga Aleyshia Wein. Genre untuk novel kali ini adalah Crime, Mystery, dan Romance dengan sedikit unsur Sci-Fi. Seperti biasa, gaya bahasa cenderung teknis, dan istilah-istilah asing terkait kriminologi, seni, hukum, dan politik akan dijelaskan dalam notes Author. Harap bijak dalam membaca, karena akan mengandung unsur-unsur kekerasan dan 'inspirasi kreativitas' dalam menghilangkan nyawa seseorang dan penggunaan senyawa-senyawa kimia berbahaya. Disclaimer: Cerita ini hanya fiktif, tidak mencerminkan situasi, protokol, dan sistem sesungguhnya dari instansi yang diangkat. Penulis menggunakan nalar dan membentuk sistem sendiri untuk novel ini. Novel ini sangat TIDAK disarankan bagi pembaca dibawah 17 tahun. Semoga dapat menikmati alur kriminal dan romansa dalam novel ini. Jika berkenan, dapat memberikan masukan dan review untuk peningkatan kualitas penulisan kedepan. Regards, Aleyshia Wein

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.