artificial intelligence funny story

In the late years of the Daqian era, tyrants roamed freely, war erupted endlessly, and the people could not sustain their lives. After transmigration, Chen Jie finds himself as a drunken gambler with a pair of unfortunate sisters at home. The elder one, Su Yunjin, is his wife, and he also has a five-year-old sister-in-law, Su Yunrui. Their family is so poor they can barely make ends meet. Then suddenly, his beautiful wife comes smiling, bringing him a bowl of hot porridge. "Husband, I was wrong yesterday. Please have some porridge while it's hot." Seeing the bruises on his wife's face, Chen Jie feels something is amiss. Ding~ [Daily Information has been updated] [1. Yesterday, you gambled away the last three acres of good land, beat Su Yunjin while drunk, and planned to sell the five-year-old Su Yunrui, to recover your losses.] [2. The Su sisters rely on each other. Su Yunrui is Su Yunjin's only hope.] [3. Su Yunjin, having lost hope, traded her mother's hairpin three days ago for a pack of arsenic.] ...Arsenic! Staring at the hot porridge brought to his lips, Chen Jie looks up at his wife, seeing the faint bruise on her face and her eyes shifting away, avoiding his gaze. "Honey!" "Yes?" "You're not going to kill me, are you?!"

When Allen Zhang opened my eyes, he found himself on the free air of the West Coast. He became a city explorer. He started off with no dog, no identity, not even a tent. Fortunately, he gained a daily intelligence system and made many like-minded friends. [Daily Intelligence: At the club on 134 Hopson Street, there are a large number of recyclable cans and clear beverage bottles in the green trash bin in the alley.] [Daily Intelligence: In the red trash can on 96 Eito Street, there are unfinished burgers and 7 fresh flowers, as well as an unopened bottle of Pinot Noir red wine.] [Daily Intelligence: Your good neighbor Jesse has a scratch-off lottery ticket worth $5000 in their tent!] [Daily Intelligence: Mike's junkyard is selling a 1976 GMC camper van that has been parked in the suburbs for twenty years for a low price of $200. Details: At the Old Pick Garage, there is someone who can fix it.] Fxxk!! Life has turned into a ridiculous scavenger game. Allen Zhang decides to start leveling up from the streets of the novice village, striving for a better tomorrow.

Thirty years old—that was the age people often referred to as the time to stand tall and firm. At this age, some were splendid and dazzling, intoxicated in a world of wealth, while others were desolate and dim, confined to rope beds and clay stoves. Lin Mo belonged to the latter. At thirty, he was still a porter, toiling away to earn a living. His daughter was bullied by a male classmate at school—simply because his family was well-off, the school chose to turn a blind eye. His wife, already pregnant, was secretly working at a supermarket to supplement the household income without his knowledge. As he lay awake looking at his wife by his side and his daughter sleeping soundly in the little bed, Lin Mo felt so aggrieved he shed tears. Despite working hard every day until his back could no longer straighten, he still couldn't change the dire state of their lives. However, it was at this time that the Daily Intelligence System suddenly awoke. [Daily Intelligence has been updated] [1. Neighbor Wang Youcai secretly used his retirement funds to tip 10,000 yuan to a beauty in a live stream under the nickname Black Chicken.] [2. The police will perform a surprise inspection at the Red Romance Foot Bath at 12 o'clock tonight.] [3. Victory Bird will launch a ground assault against Hass in three days.] [4. The pet dog from 1402, Unit 1, Building 5 of Earth Garden Community is missing, and its owner Li Xiaoru is offering a 10,000 yuan reward for its return.] [5. The pet dog belonging to Li Xiaoru that went missing is trapped in a sewage drain on Development Road.] [6…] Initially, Lin Mo just wanted to use this system to make a bit of extra cash to alleviate his stifling life.

Leo accidentally obtained a chance to enter a global game ten years ahead of time. During these ten years, he practiced hard every day, and finally, on the day he defeated the final boss, the game officially opened. However, he had already achieved all the achievements in the game, obtained the best artifacts, and the rarest divine beasts. What else was there to enjoy? Thus, the greatest intelligence master in the newbie village was born. "Come one, come all, don't miss out! Selling game strategy information, fair prices and no deception for young and old! Hey, miss, I see that you are well-endowed, oh, I mean intelligent. Would you like to buy some information to improve yourself?"

In a Guardian Beast World, Ye Bai, during the awakening ceremony, unexpectedly acquires the Daily Intelligence System. With the help of the Daily Intelligence System, he begins to cultivate Pet Beasts and intercept resources. [Daily Intelligence Updated] [1: Those who have awakened the Eye of Insight talent, their blood dripped on the Seven-Orifice Exquisite Jade can activate the jade and copy the Eye of Insight's talent.] [2: Li Weiyang will be shot this afternoon at 5 o'clock.] [3: The Hundred-Change Silkworm is very similar to the Thousand-Change Silkworm. The only difference is a faint jade-like glow at the Thousand-Change Silkworm's forehead.] [4: The principal of Shen Mountain Middle School, Liu Hang, who is famed for having long, flowing hair, is actually bald. He has become obsessed in his attempts to cure his baldness.] [5: Among the Pet Beast resources distributed by Shen Mountain Middle School, the resource package numbered thirty-eight contains a Tier Five life seed.]

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

The cold wind howls across the Northern Wilderness, and Louis Calvin tightens his wolfskin cloak, standing alone atop an ice cliff. As the son of a Duke, he was thrown into this perpetually frozen wilderness under the guise of 'pioneering glory.' When he thought he was at a dead end, the Daily Intelligence System activated: [Thirty-seven ice-bound hungry wolves are lurking in the southeastern valley, planning a raid on the territory tonight.] [At dawn, an Ancient God's corpse will emerge from the Ice Lake, with its heart retaining the godliness of winter.] [The Church of Gold Finch will deem you a blasphemer, and the Holy Flame Knight Order has set out on a northern expedition.] [A tide of the undead will sweep across the continent, with humanity's numbers dwindling to less than a million.] ...

Di Dunia Penjaga Binatang, Ye Bai, selama upacara kebangkitan, secara tak terduga memperoleh Intelligence System Harian. Dengan bantuan Intelligence System Harian, dia mulai memelihara Binatang Peliharaan dan mengambil sumber daya. [Pembaruan Intelijen Harian] [1: Mereka yang telah membangkitkan bakat Mata Wawasan, darah mereka yang menetes pada Giok Indah Tujuh Liang dapat mengaktifkan giok tersebut dan menyalin bakat Mata Wawasan.] [2: Li Weiyang akan ditembak sore ini pada pukul 5.] [3: Ulat Seratus-Perubahan sangat mirip dengan Ulat Sutra Seribu-Perubahan. Satu-satunya perbedaan adalah cahaya samar seperti giok di dahi Ulat Sutra Seribu-Perubahan.] [4: Kepala sekolah Sekolah Menengah Shen Mountain, Liu Hang, yang terkenal memiliki rambut panjang dan mengalir, sebenarnya botak. Dia telah terobsesi dalam usahanya untuk menyembuhkan kebotakannya.] [5: Di antara sumber daya Binatang Peliharaan yang didistribusikan oleh Sekolah Menengah Shen Mountain, paket sumber daya bernomor tiga puluh delapan berisi benih kehidupan Tingkat Lima.]

Stuck in a dark period of his life, Qi Yun lives by setting up a stall and delivering takeout. Until the arrival of the Daily Intelligence System, which completely changes his original life trajectory. [Today's Intelligence (Red): Qiu Yuanshan hid two gold bars (200g) inside the inner shell of an old washing machine, which his wife sold to a scrap collector, and it’s currently for sale at Hualing Second-hand Market A-2-301] [Today's Intelligence (Red): The female internet host that Mr. Wang from AAA Building Materials Wholesale met online is actually older than him....]

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.