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In the 15th year of Lolan’s independence, Luo En transmigrated to this world. But because his system needed six months to load, he had to make use of his own know-how to open a bar in the city and use the bar to familiarize himself with this new universe he was in. But the location of the bar was poor, so the only customer he had was a man named Charles. This man was a very strange one who enjoyed asking Luo En about the country. He would ask about matters concerning the military, the people, and any other topic that would have seemed potentially treasonous. “What sort of person do you think the current king of Lolan is?” “Which side do you think is more likely to win the war between Lolan and Waoh?” “Which of the king’s sons do you think is most suitable to be the next king?” Charles’ questions were always so bold. Luo En was always on the verge of rolling his eyes. As a top student of the 21st century who was well versed in military matters and history, these brainless questions were an insult to his intelligence. But since Charles always spent so much money here, he decided to just answer some of Charles’ questions. “The current king of Lolan is a good king who’s hard to come by. His legacy will definitely go down in history!” “Before him, Lolan was a divided nation where the aristocrats took control of everything, oppressing the people and making their lives difficult. White Horse City and Sunset City were filled with poor and hungry people, even selling their children to make ends meet and eating absolutely anything they could find. It was such a tragedy.” “Thankfully, the current king united the country and gave the people a peaceful and stable environment to live in. At the same time, he set new laws to help the people come out of their post-war poverty…” “So, I think the current king is a truly wise man, a good king who comes once every millennium!” After hearing these words, the king in disguise at the bar felt his heart palpitate. “You know me the best!”

All credit goes to the author and the editors , i am merely a fan and just want to share this awesome story . Introduction: Su Yang was bound to a ‘Slag Shou Redemption System’. Every world he entered as a Slag Shou who has been spurned by the Gong. In order to return home as soon as possible, he began the cautious journey of strategizing to take down the gongs who no longer love him. Later, he discovered that these mission targets who were supposed to have normal attributes were all freaking abnormal! In the face of this rabid bunch of bigshots, Su Yang was forced down the road of ‘You abuse my body, I abuse your heart, after all the abusing is done, I make a run for it’. ╮(╯▽╰)╭ This story is also known as: “I say I’m not a slag shou, do you believe me?” “The days of being a scapegoat in different worlds.” “One word out of line will trigger Hell mode.” Tentative Worlds: The President’s Unfaithful Lover The Wángye’s Runaway Fiancée The Crime Lord’s Undercover Boyfriend The Ghost King’s Cold Scholar The Emperor’s Trusted Eunuch The Marshal’s Adopted Omega Son The Lord of the Apocalypse’s Zombie Lover Only available till Arc 3 ............. NOT MY STORY!! JUST UPLOADED FOR FUN !! SUPPORT ORIGINAL TRANSLATORS AND AUTHOR !! TRANSLATOR - https://deepdreamtranlations.home.blog/the-strategy-of-washing-clean-a-slag-shou/#:~:text=Introduction%EF%BC%9A,who%20no%20longer%20love%20him.

Miyu Arashira transmigrates into the Murim world as a sleepy 9-year-old with a system that activates whenever she gets annoyed. One problem: She absolutely hates dirt. Her cleaning skill purifies forbidden zones. Her sleepwalking destroys sects. Her creation skill turns manga techniques into god-tier arts. Her upgrade skill converts trash into divine weapons. After accidentally falling into the weakest sect, they immediately worship her as their Supreme Ancestor. Miyu just wants a clean bed. But the Murim world thinks she’s a celestial being who can erase heavens when irritated. Thus begins the rise of a tiny, lazy, OP loli who terrifies immortals… without even knowing why.

Kazuki Tanaka, a 23-year-old obsessive clean freak, dies after slipping on a soap bar in his pristine bathroom. Upon awakening, he finds himself summoned to a medieval fantasy world known for war, plague, and most of all — filth. Magic exists, but only destructive spells are valued. That is... until Kazuki discovers his unique "Sanitation Magic" — the power to clean anything, from physical dirt to curses and corruption. With his enchanted mop and a divine disinfectant spell, he becomes the world's most feared purifier. Armed with a modern mind and an OCD-level obsession for hygiene, Kazuki sets out to cleanse not only grime but the rotten hearts of tyrants, monsters, and a continent drowning in chaos. Who needs fireballs when you have bleach bombs and sterilizing fields? Join him on a squeaky-clean rampage in a filthy, magic-infested world!

Vyswe'eyaga had a perfectly normal life. At the age of thirty-five, she will be among the youngest sorcerers to graduate from the Akademiya, then she would enroll at the Warden Association, and live a happy and comfortable life. It was perfect. As if to mock her, everything in her life goes awry when her country is attacked by unknown forces, out of nowhere. Luckily the Elders had prepared a contingency to protect those of her generation from the catastrophe. But then finds herself alone and thrust in a completely different era from her own many years later.

ENGLISH TRANSLATION Updates: every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday Status In COO: 147 Chapters (Completed) Author: 夕夕里, XiXiLi Summary: Su Yang was bound to a 'Slag Shou Redemption System'. Every world he entered as a Slag Shou who has been spurned by the Gong. In order to return home as soon as possible, he began the cautious journey of strategizing to take down the gongs who no longer love him. Later, he discovered that these mission targets who were supposed to have normal attributes were all freaking abnormal! In the face of these rabid bunch of bigshots, Su Yang was forced down the road of 'You abuse my body, I abuse your heart, after all the abusing is done, I make a run for it'. ╮(╯▽╰)╭ This story is also known as: "I say I'm not a slag shou, do you believe me?" "The days of being a scapegoat in different worlds." "One word out of line will trigger Hell mode." Tentative Worlds: The President's Unfaithful Lover The Wángye's Runaway Fiancée The Crime Lord's Undercover Boyfriend The Ghost King's Cold Scholar The Emperor's Trusted Eunuch The Marshal's Adopted Omega Son The Lord of the Apocalypse's Zombie Lover Notes: I am not fluent in Chinese so excuse any mistakes made by me. I also hope you enjoy and have a great time reading the novel. Unauthorized non-commercial translation

The former life of the South Palace Ling that the door is born gives auxiliary cheat the man that Dally with female affection is superior, did marriage dress for ordinary younger sister, empress is supreme, cut out heart to take blood, humiliate to die, once wake up return to 16 years old... Since this is the beginning of her false and unclean nightmare, so she let this nightmare all sorry her people, through a doomed fate! I deserve to live her life again.

After his dying wish was heard, Percy, the world’s best player of Arion Online reincarnates in the world of the game as the Last Dragon King, Xar. Now, his destiny is to keep the royal bloodline of the Dragons safe and bring back the reign of dragons upon Arion’s nine kingdoms. But living as an NPC who’s marked as an antagonist is hard. Will it be him that survives the game or the millions of players from Earth who stand against him? “As the last Dragon King, it is your duty to keep our bloodline clean by taking whatever measures you must. Of course, this is a practice that we Dragons have been doing since ancient times. We cannot bear more half-bloods and make a dragon without wings sit on a throne, so you must have your children with your sisters or any of us who remain." //Author's Note// Chap release: 7/week Tags: Harem, Reincarnation, MMORPG, Game System, Kingdom Building, World Domination, Dark [Warning: There’s incest in the novel.] Mc doesn't get his women stolen by anyone else. Therefore there's no NTR. So, see you folks in the chapters. Vote, gift, comment and review if you need more and more chapters of this novel. It also boosts my mood.

It's no lie to say that Harry Potter had a terrible childhood. He didn't have enough to eat; he didn't get enough sleep, and he sure as hell didn't have many personal possessions. Many things came out of his childhood. He was cold; he was quiet. But he also despised things that weren't clean. He just couldn't deal with them. Now going to Hogwarts where cleanliness is not the castle's most immediate concern... is a whole new challenge for him to face. All rights to the Harry Potter universe are reserved to JK Rowling.

In a world on the brink of collapse, Ivan is a young man whose life revolves around routine and meticulous order. His days are defined by his job at a convenience store, his visits to his ailing grandfather, and the unyielding quest to maintain cleanliness amidst an increasingly chaotic world. But as an ominous new disease surfaces, turning individuals into aggressive, infected beings, Ivan's structured life begins to unravel. The outbreak spreads quickly, transforming once-normal people into dangerous, aggressive creatures driven by an insatiable urge to bite and spread the infection. With society crumbling, the infected become a constant, deadly threat, pushing survivors into a harsh new reality where every day is a battle for survival.