facesit fart stories

A love story between Careless Whisper and Farty McSniffer. Lots of cliffhangers... Updates not stable. Read at your own risk. Cover not mine.

this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again

Truck Kun? Check. Being reborn in a novel? Check. Being a side character? Check. Having a system? Check. Dying by fart? Che- wait what- In a world where the laws of the universe take a coffee break, and the ridiculous knows no bounds, "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart" is a one of a kind Eastern fantasy novel that'll leave you gasping for breath (no, not from the flatulence). Meet Ye Qing, your not-so-average protagonist, who thought her life was as ordinary as they come. That is, until the day she found herself inside the pages of a novel, no less. Talk about a plot twist! She's not even the main character; she's one of those side characters, a classic cannon fodder destined to meet her demise in the most outrageous manner possible—a fatal fart, courtesy of the female lead, who happens to possess a truly "windy" superpower (Gross). But here's the kicker: Ye Qing isn't just another victim of the absurdity that is her newfound existence. No, she's got a secret weapon up her sleeve—or rather, a secret system in her head. With the Heaven System's powers at her disposal, she's ready to turn the tables on destiny, even if it means facing down the dreaded flatulence head-on. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through a world where martial arts sects are as serious as they are hilarious, where mythical creatures and bizarre powers are the norm, and where fart reigns supreme. Get ready to laugh, cheer, and gasp (for all the right reasons) as Ye Qing tackles the strangest of fates in "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart."

Silly thoughts and things i had/did when i was a kid

I tried... I really did, but no matter how far I ran, the past always catches up... all I want is a normal college life. Is that too much to ask for?! How do you live peacefully when the past always haunts you? Arlie and Mila Have circumstances that one doesn't always come across, wanting to escape and live peacefully has never been harder for them. Especially when they both have different circumstances to get over.

Poo poo pee pee

continuation to facade:alpha

She has an iron heart in a velvet body. He's like a black hole inside the sun. She's strong with fragile pieces. He's fierce above his afraid self. She was the light in his gloomy world. He was the darkness that took her last shine. She became the aspire of his life. He made her life aimless. She wants to revenge him. He wants to acquire her. She searches for freedom from him. He captures her in a golden cage. She fell for a person she hates the most. He loves a person who he can't love. He was her enemy with a tag of a husband. She was his fear with a title of a wife.

Love is just a game for Maxon Kingsley who agrees to a petty bet with his friends to seduce a girl for revenge- until things complicate. Full description inside.

A heartwarming tale of friendship, self-discovery, and the transformative power of love. Set against the backdrop of privilege and social disparity, the story follows Olivia, a compassionate and privileged young woman, who embarks on a journey of self-discovery that will forever change her life and the lives of those around her. Olivia, a kind-hearted and wealthy girl, leads a charmed life surrounded by luxury and the warmth of her childhood friends, Maya, Alex, Blake, and Carter. Their bond is unbreakable, and they share in each other's dreams and ambitions, united by the pursuit of meaningful goals. However, the arrival of a new girl, Maya, a young girl from a humble background, introduces a dynamic shift in their lives. Maya's path crosses with the boys and Olivia during high school, and her presence adds a fresh perspective to their privileged lives. As they get to know Maya, the boys find themselves captivated by her down-to-earth charm and her determination to rise above her circumstances. Olivia, too, is drawn to Maya's resilience and humility, forming an instant bond that transcends socio-economic differences. As the years pass, the group's friendship strengthens, and they find themselves on the brink of adulthood, facing the challenges and complexities of life beyond high school. Olivia's life takes an unexpected turn when she discovers a hidden layer of envy and insecurity within herself. The realization that she has taken her privileges for granted fuels her desire to make a difference and give back to society. In pursuit of her newfound passion for philanthropy, Olivia immerses herself in various charitable endeavors. Her philanthropic journey leads her to the bustling city of New York, where she becomes involved in a project aimed at improving access to education for underprivileged communities. It is in this bustling city that Olivia encounters Ethan, a mysterious and enigmatic young man, whose aloof and detached demeanor immediately sparks tension between them. As they navigate their contrasting personalities and perspectives, Olivia and Ethan find themselves at odds, challenging each other's beliefs and methods. Little do they know that their dynamic encounters will eventually lead to an unexpected and transformative journey. As they continue to clash and argue, a slow-burning connection begins to form between Olivia and Ethan. Their interactions evolve from adversaries to confidants, gradually uncovering layers of vulnerability and depth within each other. Despite their initial animosity, they discover a shared passion for making a difference in the world and develop a mutual respect for each other's strengths and weaknesses. The story beautifully weaves together the development of Olivia and Ethan's relationship with the growth of their individual characters. Both grapple with their past insecurities and preconceived notions, gradually allowing vulnerability and trust to pave the way for something deeper. Amidst their personal journeys, Olivia and Ethan find themselves irresistibly drawn to one another. The slow-burning romance blossoms against the backdrop of their shared dedication to philanthropy and the desire to create a better world for others. As their love story unfolds, the couple faces various challenges and obstacles, testing the strength of their bond and commitment to each other. The city of New York becomes not only the backdrop but also a metaphor for the contrasts that they embody – privilege and disparity, love and hate, ambition and humility. A story of love, growth, and the power of genuine connection. Olivia and Ethan's journey from strangers to lovers is a testament to the transformative nature of love, breaking down barriers, and healing wounds. In a world where privilege and disparity coexist, their love serves as a beacon of hope, inspiring readers to embrace their authentic selves, forge meaningful connections, and make a positive impact on the world around them.