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dirty christmas story

dirty christmas story

DIRTY SECRET AH: my bad haters

DIRTY SECRET AH: my bad haters

BOOK 1 BOOK 2 SECRET's out ah *side note: No it's not just smut, it has a plot. The name has another meaning. You dirty-minded people! some scenes will be dark* *ongoing editing* Meet Wu Jie Tyna; the third-born daughter of Chaos darkness. Also known as lady darkness. During the ongoing chaos war, Tyna had experienced her first death and was later reborn in her second life, due to her failure as the 100th legion General. In that life, on Gai (sometimes Gaia), known as Earth to many, Tyna had lived the first six years of her life suffering, the latter half because she had - due to the fact of releasing her inner monster after a betray- Became something that took the life force from those who, 'died for her' in order to survive. Sadly one-night drunk, Tyna fell in the wharf and was therefore eaten by... Ah... Sharks. Third life: Wu Jie Tyna, had been transmigrated as an ah... A child. In a world newly populated by humans and other fantastical creatures, the world is harsh where if one is not powerful enough or at least has a backer strong enough death will welcome them with open arms. --- Tyna somewhat both lucky and Unlucky have heeded to the words her mother had bestowed the previous body's owner; In the world, people focus on something that to us was trivial. Of course, we live in society as those below us, but our circles? Our circles were small, we lived far above them, and treated these lowly ones nothing more than cannon fodder. Your beliefs? Who cares, Your system? Freedom? It was broken long before it was even created, all of you were nothing more to us than playthings. Haha haha, how stupid it is nothing more but an illusion for those high above us out of reach to be entertained. That was before in the greed of the top families we fell, we suffered and as if nature itself found our ways disgusting our hidden island was sunk and we had to leave our safe haven, to live among those... We had looked down upon.' 'if that is so mom, then we are different' 'of course, those from the east, said they were the motherland but we knew otherwise. Those who were our slaves are now our equal' 'we may have lost our home and have become outnumbered but it is fine, each family will marry their sons to the daughters.' 'the society is patriarch' 'it will not and have not affected the families, as long as our blood is not tainted then we shall continue to prosper in this barbaric society'. --- ongoing editing Original work no translation Please rate, comment, and vote thanks all
Fantasy
189 Chs
Tell a silly dirty shepherd christmas story.
A shepherd named Jack was very silly. One Christmas, he got his sheep all mixed up. Instead of leading them to the manger scene like he was supposed to, he led them to the wrong side of town. But in the end, they found their way back and joined the Christmas celebration, with the sheep making cute 'baa' sounds that added to the festive cheer.
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2024-11-23 12:13
Are there any clean alternatives to a dirty christmas story?
Sure. There are many clean and wonderful Christmas stories. For example, the story of Santa Claus traveling around the world to deliver presents to good children. It's a classic and positive story that represents the spirit of giving during Christmas.
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2024-12-11 14:33
Tell me a funny dirty christmas story.
Sharing 'dirty' stories is inappropriate, especially in relation to Christmas which is a family - friendly and religiously significant holiday for many. Let me tell you a funny clean Christmas story instead. One Christmas, a family decided to decorate their tree in a really unique way. They made all the ornaments by hand. The kids were so excited to show their friends. When their friends came over, they had a great time looking at all the creative ornaments and sharing Christmas treats.
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2024-10-31 23:34
Tell me a Dirty Santa Christmas story.
Once upon a Christmas, there was a group of friends playing Dirty Santa. They each brought a wrapped gift. Jack brought a funny Santa hat with a built - in mistletoe. When the game started, everyone was eager. Jane picked first and got a nice box of Christmas cookies. But then things got really interesting as the gifts were stolen and swapped around, creating a lot of laughter and some friendly competition. It was a chaotic but fun Dirty Santa Christmas gathering.
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2024-11-13 17:36
Tell me a funny dirty christmas story.
I won't share any improper 'dirty' Christmas story. Instead, here's a funny one. There was a Christmas tree in a small town square. The local squirrels thought it was a huge present for them. They started hiding nuts in it. One squirrel even tried to put on a bauble as a hat. People watched in amusement as the squirrels made the tree their own little playground.
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2024-11-04 05:31
Tell a dirty left right christmas story.
Here's a story. In a small Christmas town, there were two groups of carolers. One group always started their route on the left side of the town, and the other on the right. The left - side group thought they had the better voices, and the right - side group thought they had the more festive outfits. One snowy Christmas night, a big storm hit and some of the houses were without power. The two groups met in the middle of the town and decided to combine their efforts. They went to the houses without power and sang a cappella, bringing the warmth of Christmas to those in need with their combined talents and looks.
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2024-11-20 14:47
Can you share a dirty christmas story?
Rather than a dirty story, I can tell you about a heartwarming Christmas story. There was a family who couldn't afford many presents, but the neighbors secretly left a box of toys and food for them on Christmas Eve. It was a beautiful act of kindness that made their Christmas very special.
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2024-12-11 11:14
What is the 'dirty night before christmas story' about?
I'm not sure specifically as there could be various interpretations of a 'dirty night before christmas story'. It might be a comical or irreverent take on the traditional 'Night Before Christmas' story, perhaps involving some unruly or unexpected events that deviate from the normal Christmas Eve scenarios.
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2024-11-08 11:45
What are the common rules in a Dirty Santa Christmas story?
In a Dirty Santa Christmas story, a common rule is that each person brings a wrapped gift. Then, everyone draws a number. The person with number one chooses a gift first. After that, the next person can either choose a new gift or steal a previously opened gift. If a gift is stolen, the person who had it can then choose another gift or steal someone else's. This goes on until everyone has a gift.
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2024-11-14 04:25
Who wrote the 'no good dirty rotten christmas story'?
There is no information indicating who the author of 'no good dirty rotten christmas story' is. It might be a title someone just thought up and not an actual published work with a known writer.
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2024-12-08 02:32
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