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"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!

[Ang pinakamainit na urban novel ng 2022] Upang iligtas ang isang tao, isang mahirap na binata ay hindi inaasahang nagkaroon ng Dragon Blood bilang pampalakas ng katawan at nakipagtalik pa sa isang magandang babaeng CEO. Sa isang kakaibang pagkakataon, naging bodyguard siya ng babaeng CEO na ito, na nagpasimula ng isang hindi kapani-paniwalang pagbabago sa kanyang buhay. Babaeng CEO, "Pumunta ka sa aking silid mamayang gabi para pag-usapan ang trabaho." Long Fei, "Gusto mo ba akong patayin? Pag-uusapan ang trabaho araw-araw sa loob ng isang buwan, hindi mo ba ako mabibigyan ng pahinga?"

On the surface, Ryn looked like a normal quiet girl who only focused on her study and did not even bother about things outside her study. However, the whole campus was shocked to know she was actually a popular model who just made a comeback after two years 'retired'. To make them more shocked when a very popular singer, Jeremy was her ex-boyfriend and now wanted her back. Of course, to add the spice in her life, a model who is her university's mate fell in love with her. Now she had to choose between these two, as well as balancing her life as a boring student but an exciting model. ******* “Sign this contract.” He nudged the contract toward her. “Can I think first?” she asked weakly. “Five seconds.” Jack felt generous and gave her time to think. “See how good my mood is today?”

[WARNING : MATURE CONTENT PG18] This is a book by a love junkie, for love junkies. It revolves around a beautiful redhead with piercing blue eyes who finds herself torn between the man she thought she lost and the man she now has. But this is not just an ordinary love triangle, it’s one that involves creatures of old, the nosferatu, the Lycans, the elves and the dwarves. It involves a bloody struggle for liberation, a hard decision between duty to their people, and duties to their hearts, there will be pain, deceit, lust and love, you will experience a roller coaster of emotions as you follow the beautiful redhead’s journey from a simple life to one of life changing decisions. With the burden of being cursed with immortality through rebirth, a beautiful redhead spends her life trying to find how to break the curse so she can finally end her lonely existence, all the while shying away from emotional connections of any sort with others in hopes of protecting her heart from the pain of loss. Until she comes across a sweet, kind and loving man who she can’t help but fall in love with, but alas, he loses his life and the redhead has to forge on ahead without him, baring the pain, even in her next life, of losing the only man she ever allowed herself to love. She continues her lonely existence until she comes across a man who bares the same rebirth curse of immortality as her, a man who convinces her to open up her heart to love one more time. But what happens when her first love comes back into the picture? What happens when she realizes her curse is due to the fact that she is not even human? Journey with me through the exhilarating tale of romance with a twist. P.S : • There are explicit sexual scenes in this book • There is some form of reverse harem but love will prevail in the end. • There is death and blood • The book is set up in a medieval age (yes, soap existed in medieval times) • sexual language and profanity is also included *********************************************** “I’m sick and tired of this miserable existence, I just want to end it all. I just want want to die, and to stay dead,” Melissa muttered. Elric inched closer to Melissa and tilted her chin up. “But if you die, who will I spend the rest of eternity with?” Melissa swatted his hand away and got off the bed, the chamber was cold and dark after the fire had died out. She felt the chilling breeze from the window strike her bare skin, sending a wave of shivers down her spine. It was highly likely that she would catch a cold if she kept this up, but she didn’t care, disease didn’t scare her anymore. “You’re just going to have to make due without me your majesty,” She responded. King Elric got up and walked over to the beautiful red head. He wrapped his arms around her, feeling the warmth from her body heat up his bare skin. “Isn’t such a life worthwhile when you live it with the person you love?” The man asked “Love is pointless if it has no end.” Melissa responded coldly. “Even wedding vows end with ‘till death do us part.’”

Apa yang terjadi jika seseorang yang sangat membenci penghianatan di dalam satu hubungan, namun berakhir di khianati oleh kekasihnya sendiri, kekasih yang akan ia nikahi. Aiden Elves Estley, pria berusia 27 tahun, berkepribadian sedikit tertutup. Seorang pemilik Perusahaan yang berkembang di bidang industri, mencampakkan kekasih yang berkhianat tepat malam di mana ia akan melamarnya. Hannah Eldora, gadis berusia 22 tahun, berkepribadian ceria, namun sedikit ceroboh. Seorang yang di penuhi kesederhanaan dalam hal apapun meski memiliki segalanya. Mahasiswa tingkat dua jurusan Akuntansi. Dan satu ikatan pun terjadi, setelah keduanya bertemu dalam satu insiden yang tidak di sengaja, berawal dari keduanya yang berada di dalam satu mobil yang sama. Di mana kondisi Aiden Elves dalam keadaan mabuk, hingga keduanya berakhir di sebuah Hotel.

She was light in his life, But for her, he is a depth of darkness. She was schemed and harmed, but he never knew when he knew she was gone... Does she wish never to meet him again? But is it possible... Everything that happens is the destiny of people. Is it possible to change the future? She is a mystery so much that even her birth is also mysterious, Everyone says she is cold-blooded, she never smiles, never talks more than required she was called ice queen. But is it true? She was once a girl who always smiles, and once upon a time, everyone called her chatterbox. What changed? What secret is she keeping from everyone? What is the reason that she is hiding even in her nightmare? Come on, let's find out. Join the journey of a girl who bore the pain for a year when she countered no one of her enemies' ability to requital. After years she became strong and independent and slapped those faces, which caused her great pain once a time. ***** I edit the cover, but the photo belongs to their respective owners. I have no right over this photo. All credits belong to the owner. ***** Contact The Author, Discord: AstreaGounji#9732 My Instagram: astreagounji

Why do you claim you provoked her? She can tell fortunes! ###### 【Mystical Livestream + 1v1】 Mu Yunchu didn't get the internship she was expecting; instead, she inherited an old folklore culture goods store from her late master. The shop was ancient and outdated, with old facilities, and not a single customer in sight. Seeing others making money through online livestreams, she decided to give it a try. Then... a new star emerged on the Whaling Livestream platform, looking like a fairy who came down to earth, yet she relied on fortune-telling to make money. Viewers, who had all received nine years of compulsory education, rolled up their sleeves to debunk her, only to become like badgers stuck in a melon patch, unable to get out once they entered her livestream room. "The master told me I have the fate of having only one son, and just like that, my newborn baby boy became a grandson." "I showed the master the birth date and eight characters of my grandfather. She said a calamity was imminent, and after the livestream ended, I got a call from my dad saying my grandfather's grave had been dug up!" ... Gradually, people began to realize that this livestream room was magical, even helping to catch the culprit of an unsolved serial murder case that had lingered for ten years. One day, the viewers suddenly discovered that the biggest night amusement park in the city was actually owned by the streamer. "You say there's even a haunted house inside, but there can't really be ghosts, can there!" Background male lead, appears later, enter at your own discretion

Long ago, a man used to live in the forest, alone and secluded. But there was a catch; he was in love with a woman. But he can't be with her because she will die if he even goes nearer to her. Even if he touches her, she will die. But who could stop the path of love and hamper it from blooming? He used to watch her every move from so far away and silently laugh at her smile as she walked near the forest. But one day, the girl he used to see every day approaches him and asks about him. He was awed by the moment. He was unsure of how to react to her unexpected visit. But she was adamant about getting him to open up to her, and after her tenacious approach, he eventually gave in. Soon, they started to see each other and fell madly in love. But due to ignorance of the truth, death does not remain a silent spectator. It unleashed its fury on them, and alas, they became victims in the end. Can you guess what happened next? ____________________________________ "No! This is not true. " While gently hugging her, he said, "Why did you leave me again?" in a tearful voice, pleading for a miracle. He even prayed for her, which was an unknown word to him until he met her. His uneven breath was simply wishing for her to be alive again, but the truth of the time was that she was long gone and he knew that very well, so he made one last wish to whom she used to pray. If there is a God who allows you to be born again, I beg you not to let me meet her if I cause her death again, because I want to be with her but not to become the cause of her pain, but her happiness, so, if you are her god and you are listening, please give me the power to protect her next time. " ____________________________________ The love story of a werewolf and a witch's romance in different settings. And their sorrowful death. And reincarnation.  Will they be able to find each other again? Will their love story resume? ____________________________________ If you have any suggestions, let me know in the comments. And I am sorry for some errors, as it happens while typing, but I will try my best to give you the best version of the story. love Dream fairy

The world has fallen and so did humanity. In the new era after the apocalypse, Marcus Zephanie was hailed to be the leader. Because of him, one-fourth of the human race was saved. He was the new hero. However, not everyone believed that Marcus was the man people deemed him to be and no one really knows the truth, except for one. *Photo for the cover grabbed from google :)

Unlike other kids, she was special, really special. Anyone who saw her would think she was a witch who uses magic to heal people but no. Nature loved her and granted her the gift to use nature to heal. Alora grew up as a peasant, always helping her mother and others on the farm. But luckily, the head of the kingdom adopted her and she became a lady. Life doesn't give us what we always hope for but what if what life gives us is a blessing in disguise of a curse. Vampires, humans, werewolves and witches were the four creatures who descended on Earth millions of years ago but due to some reasons, they separated. Witches being the creatures in hiding because of their magic. Alora was forcefully taken away by the Alpha of the werewolf to settle the dispute between werewolves and humans. It wasn't as bad as she thought at first. A sudden twist came when she found out that she was his dead mate.........