a funny version of the christmas story

Ella, un genio abandonado por su clan. Él, un príncipe heredero imperial orgulloso, mimado y de dos caras, un gobernante supremo del mundo en desarrollo. Ella, engañándolo, se disfrazó de cerdo para comerse un tigre, reprimiéndolo, provocándolo. Cada vez, después de jugar con él y despertarlo, ella escapaba. ¡Ningún hombre podría soportar esto! Solo podía cazarla, mimarla y complacerla, atraerla para que se enamorara de él, quien hubiera pensado que el primero en enamorarse resultaría ser él Un joven que sobresalía del mundo, una joven que dominaba el paisaje, igualaba a sus oponentes, igualaba el juego romántico de persecución y persecución.

Yun Luofeng, el genio de la Escuela Médica de Huaxia, murió a causa de un accidente y su alma se unió a la inútil Señorita Mayor del Patrimonio General en el continente Longxia. Esta basura no solo no tenía talento en las artes literarias y las artes marciales, sino que también tenía un gran pecho sin cerebro, arrogante y obstinada. No era suficiente para ella tener un prometido perfecto como el Príncipe Heredero. De hecho, ella arrebató a la fuerza a un niño bonito en público, lo que llevó al Príncipe Heredero a anular su compromiso. Sin embargo, el desperdicio no pudo resistir este impacto, por lo que en realidad se ahorcó para terminar con su vida. Al abrir los ojos de nuevo, ya no era la anterior señorita mayor inútil. Con un contrato con el Código de Dios Médico, la posesión de un espacio vegetal espiritual y manos milagrosas que pueden devolver la vida a los muertos, ¡sus habilidades médicas asombrarán al mundo! Desde la realeza y los nobles en la parte superior hasta los comerciantes y las familias antiguas e influyentes de abajo, todos competirán para ganarse su favor. ¿Incluso Su Alteza el Príncipe Heredero, que previamente rompió el compromiso, llamó a la puerta con el deseo de reconciliarse? Al respecto, cierto hombre misterioso finalmente no pudo soportarlo más y proclamó: “¡Quien se atreva a venir y acosar a mi mujer, que venga pero no regrese nunca!”.

Ella era la ladrona piadosa del siglo 24, pero se reencarnó como una idiota inútil sin padres. No solo eso, tuvo que doblegar su voluntad de acuerdo al estado de ánimo de sus parientes. ¿Estúpido? ¿Basura? ¡Muy bien, tarde o temprano, ella le mostrará a este grupo de tontos terrícolas lo que significa ser demasiado tarde para arrepentirse! ¿Dou Qi? ¿Magia? Su talento tanto en la magia como en las artes marciales mortificará a todos los genios que existen. ¿La posición del jefe del clan? ¿El mitológico Vermilion Bird? ¿Lo quieres? Lo siento ¡Ella ya los tomó! Pero, ¿Quién le dirá que el chico lindo que se marea con facilidad era en realidad el mitológico Vermilion Bird? Entonces, ¿Qué pasa con el anciano que reside en su cuerpo, a qué deidad pertenece esa alma misteriosa? Es más… ¿Por qué los compañeros de otras personas eran de ese tipo dominante e incomparablemente poderoso? ¿Por qué los que la rodeaban eran un comerciante malvado o un zorro astuto, un nerd inútil o un playboy? ¡Lo peor es este niño bonito y enfermo! ¿Qué pasó con gobernar el mundo y estar por encima de todo? ¡Por favor, no me jodas! *Esta historia es solo una traducción, todos los derechos pertenecen al autor*

"¡Monta esto, mi amada consorte!" Recompensada al instante con un puñetazo en su rostro encantador. Parecía herido, "¡Solo quería que probaras la mítica bestia montada!" Habiendo experimentado una muerte cruel e insoportable en su encarnación pasada, renació en un cuerpo imbuido de un talento impecable para el cultivo. ¿Una buena para nada? Fuego, agua, hielo, viento, truenos y naturaleza; cambiar entre los seis elementos es fácil como un pastel. ¿Píldoras de grado supremo? Ella los dispersa en el aire como dulces. ¿Bestias legendarias? Le están rogando que forme un contrato. Ella es la arrogante reina todopoderosa! ¿Dices que el cielo es indefinible? ¡Entonces ella lo desafiará! "¡Malas noticias, mi Señor! ¡La consorte ha golpeado a la Emperatriz de la Nación del Fénix Celestial en una pulpa!" Levantó una ceja y se llenó de orgullo. "No es nada. Envía un millón de tropas para respaldar a mi amada consorte. ¡Diles que soy yo quien la mima!"

Mo ShiYi is a talented girl, whose dream is making a lot of money daily, marrying a handsome and rich guy and stepping on the peak of life. But who knows, she loved him so much so that she began to lose herself and then got a tragic end before rebirth... This life, what she wants is only making money and revenging. Who is that man? She don't care. However, why he become so persistent? Chasing after her all the time!

*Synopsis: In the late 21st century, the acclaimed game Company Elden Throne released yet another immersive action MMORPG after a decade of silence. While the world was getting ready for this new Supermassive MMO, Dale Houston trained his body every day in preparation for its eventual worldwide release. Not because Dale wanted to get healthy or muscular, but because he saw a glimpse of the secrets hidden by the Megacorporation. All because of what he found out one year ago... This time, he wasn't here to play the game. He would find all of the secrets, things he couldn't even imagine... It wasn't about the game anymore. ... . . . *Author's thoughts: So! What this is actually about? As you read in the Title, there was an old version of this work going by the same name. Because of some problems, I had to leave it alone for a few months, and after I came back I realized neither I nor my readers remembered much, so I decided to go from the start again. I'll be re-editing every single chapter I made to make a more conclusive story while also tying up loose plot points and bringing them forward as I re-reading through everything. (Already done) As in the synopsis, this is an MMORPG story with a big emphasis on the real world and how the game affects reality in more than a socio-economic way, so this isn't the story about a guy playing a game and getting rich with a bit of drama. This is a story about how the game impacts the real world and vice versa. A story about a secret so big it could change society and the world... No, it will. The Mc isn't a chosen one and instead was someone who found something out of his own effort and the story progresses from that point, you can take it as he being favored by the plot, but at the very least, this is a better plot initiative then the boy who survived Avada Kedavra through the power of Love... Just kidding, Harry is sick. There will be a few more explanations to help you understand his personality and goals better. No romance planned for at least the first 200 chapters, however, we'll have some candidates as we go by including, you could say, a Main Female lead. But there are plans for interactions with other players and side characters as we go by. The story will be divided into 2 parts, we are currently on the first part and the focus is on the game. Don't misunderstand, getting out of the game to do something in real life doesn't mean we are going through a phase, you'll know once it happens. Things may change along the way but that's how things are. The main aspect of this series is about Dale exploring this new world, Azimuth while building up his forces that will eventually become a Kingdom. At least the first part of it. *Extras: (Paused) From now on I'll be doing Power Stones Goals: 400PS - 1 Extra Chapter 650PS - 2 Extra Chapters 750PS - 3 Extra Chapters 1000PS - 5 Extra Chapters (I don't actually think we'll ever get here...) And since we can now, I'll also be doing some Golden Tickets Goals: (Paused as well) 150 Golden Tickets - 1 Extra Chapter 200 Golden Tickets - 2 Extra Chapter 275 Golden Tickets - 3 Extra Chapter *Afterthoughts: If you read this far, I have 2 more novels that I am updating with this one, check them out as well! They are quite decent. One is a Danmachi Fanfic, they say it is quite decent -> In Danmachi with Plasmids The other one is almost a stand-alone story, but due to some elements, I used my morals to say it a Fanfic, despite some readers saying I should've done otherwise -> Zero Fate against the World *Links: If you wish to talk with me directly, I have a Discord, so go there and see for yourself. https://discord.gg/zpAgtPBAMK If the link does not work, I can always update it.

The regent of the Tianxia Kingdom, who had control over a huge army and ruled over a powerful kingdom, was never close to women. One day, he was poisoned again and nearly died. While everyone worried that he had no successors, a kid who looked exactly like he was brought to the palace gate. Only then did they recall that, five years ago, when the regent was poisoned for the first time, the Yu family's eldest daughter was kidnapped and brought to him for auspicious reasons. Since they shared similar fates, she did everything she could to help rid him of the poison. However, on the day he awakened, the royal family plotted against her, and she disappeared mysteriously. The regent's eyes became dim when he saw the kid. "Did your mother finally decide she couldn't forget about me and ask you to return in her stead?" The kid clenched his jaws. "No! The young prince of Xichu will marry the eldest princess, who is my mother, in a few days. My mother asked me to come and check if you're still alive. She doesn't want you to die on the day she gets married. It's bad luck." After he finished his sentence, the regent picked him up and walked out with big strides. "Don't worry. I won't die on your mother's wedding day. After all... I've got a wedding to crash."

Lu Yan has traveled to a peculiar world where the entire world would undergo a version update every once in a while. He has witnessed the once-flourishing metropolis replaced by an ancient and authentic Immortal World and been forced to work for a vicious shopkeeper. Luckily, he is the only one who has the ability to know the progress of the current version and choose the next version update. [Current Version: Immortal World Version Update Progress: 99.3%] When ths next version comes, he will make the shopkeeper pay.

It Tells the story of Anjani Nathania, an ordinary girl who likes the owner of the Green Trees, Dana. Who is indecisive with his heart, makes a ridiculous request to Jani which ends in a game involving the heart. But fate seemed to have turned her life around. Dana does everything to get Jani back after realizing that the universe seems to be conspiring to get him back together with Jani. Jani gives time for her heart to heal and waits whether tomorrow she will meet again with Dana or someone else who hopefully will not end up at a crossroads again.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.