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Stripped of his blood meridians, young lad Lu Ming suffered all kinds of humiliating demise and was deemed useless. One day, he gained access to the Supreme Shrine by chance and went on a glorious, odds-defying path with a reborn supreme blood meridian. The myriad paths of the Dragon Emperor were birthed by cultivating the True War Dragon Technique, devouring countless living beings, connecting all blood meridians under the skies, and traveling through and defeating heroes from all Nine Skies and Ten Lands.

In the magnificent interstellar era, mankind has finally developed teleport technology, but when trying to teleport, they are not sent to the future, the past, or any land known to men... This mysterious space is called God’s Sanctuary, where lived numerous unknown creatures. Here, humans will make the greatest leap in their evolution to create the most glorious epoch in history. "Sacred-blood creature black beetle killed. Beast soul of sacred-blood black beetle gained. Eat the meat of sacred-blood black beetle to gain 0 to 10 geno points randomly."

A decision can destroy the sun, moon and stars. A finger can kill the Heavenly Overlord. While chatting, the Heaven and ten worlds can be annihilated. A poor little kid walks out from a remote mountain area while holding the Nine Dragons and the Incredible Cauldron. With a control over the time and space eternally, he embarks on the Path to God where he defies the odds of the boundless universe gaudily by fighting against royalty and clashing with the legendary generation.

She was born into an affluent family, but she was swapped at birth and got a different life. She grew up in a village. Just as she got the opportunity to transform her life, it got taken from her, and she was forced into a marriage to trade for a marriage for her mentally-challenged big brother. In the end, she died tragically. Gu Yan thought that if she could be reborn, she would make those who had bullied and insulted her regret everything! After being reborn with a superpower, her life became quite different. “With both the medical skill and the superpower, wastrels, shiver for me!” “Also you, handsome boy, I saved your life; shouldn’t you pledge to marry me?” Lu Ye smiled naughtily. “Of course. Just tell me, Yanyan, how many times do you want me to pledge per night?”

"Rascal, I'm going out to do something, so I can't take care of you any more. You can go down the mountain and have fun. But if you can't find someone who matches your Innate Pure Yang Body in three years, you're finished!" These were the last words the old man, who was Yang Luo's teacher, threw to him before he vanished. Meanwhile, having mastered most of his master's skills, Yang Luo went down the mountain and took his first step into civilization for the first time in years. With his unparalleled medical and martial arts, he sets forth on a journey, befriending new allies and crushing all the enemies that stand in his way, as he attempts to resolve his Pure Innate Yang Body constitution, and cultivate to the top of the world!

Na magnífica era interestelar, a humanidade finalmente desenvolveu a tecnologia de teletransporte, mas quando tentam se teletransportar, não são enviados para o futuro, o passado, ou qualquer terra conhecida pelos homens... Este misterioso espaço é chamado Santuário de Deus, onde habitam inúmeras criaturas desconhecidas. Aqui, os humanos farão o maior salto em sua evolução para criar a época mais gloriosa da história. "Criatura de sangue sagrado besouro preto morta. Alma fera de besouro preto de sangue sagrado adquirida. Coma a carne do besouro preto de sangue sagrado para ganhar de 0 a 10 pontos geno aleatoriamente."

"Nakal, aku akan pergi keluar untuk melakukan sesuatu, jadi aku tidak bisa menjagamu lagi. Kamu bisa turun gunung dan bersenang-senang. Tapi jika dalam tiga tahun kamu tidak bisa menemukan seseorang yang cocok dengan Tubuh Yang Murni Alami kamu, kamu selesai!" Itulah kata-kata terakhir yang dilempar pria tua, yang merupakan guru Yang Luo, sebelum dia menghilang. Sementara itu, setelah menguasai sebagian besar keterampilan gurunya, Yang Luo turun gunung dan menginjakkan kaki pertama kali ke dalam peradaban setelah bertahun-tahun. Dengan keterampilan medis dan seni bela diri yang tak tertandingi, ia memulai perjalanan, berteman dengan sekutu baru dan menghancurkan semua musuh yang menghalangi jalannya, saat ia berusaha untuk menyelesaikan konstitusi Tubuh Yang Murni Alami-nya, dan mengolah hingga puncak dunia!

Framed by her so-called best friend and half-sister, Su Qianxun stumbled upon a strange man when she was making her escape. A strange man so handsome it looked as if his face was carved by the Gods, but with a heart as cold as stone. A wild and fiery night ensued, and ever since then, they embarked on a journey filled with passion, lust, conspiracy and treachery.

"He is the entertainment king who is in charge of everything. Been single for years, he had zero scandal. One day, a woman and a girl turned his life upside down. The little cutie held him tight, not letting go. ""Handsome uncle, you look very much like the daddy I have lost for many years!"" Huo Yunshen felt depressed. “Me? Daddy?!” The little cutie proudly pulled her mommy over, ""Mommy, I have found a long-term meal ticket for you, handsome and gullible."" Xu Xiyan smiled at the elegant man. Recalling the accident five years ago, his face sank. ""How dare you steal my DNA?"" She laughed. ""Not steal, just borrow!"" The man took her in his arms and warned in a dangerous tone, ""Woman, should I get what’s mine back, with interest?"" She stood on her toes. ""Yeah, how about another baby?"""

Dia adalah raja dunia hiburan yang menangani semuanya. Masih bujangan dan tidak memiliki skandal apapun. Suatu hari, seorang perempuan dan anak perempuannya membuat hidupnya bergejolak. Si anak perempuan memegangnya sangat erat, dan tidak ingin melepaskannya. "Paman ganteng, aku seperti menemukan Papa yang hilang bertahun tahun lalu!" Hou Yunshen merasa tak nyaman. "Aku? Papa?!" Si anak perempuan cantik dengan bangga menarik mamanya mendekat, "Mama, aku sudah menemukan tiket masa depan untukmu, ganteng dan polos." Xu Xiyan tersenyum pada sang pria elegan yang dibicarakan anaknya. Mencoba mengingat-ingat peristiwa kecelakaan 5 tahun yang lalu, muka sang lelaki muram. "Teganya kamu mencuri DNA-ku?" Sang Perempuan tertawa. "Bukan mencuri tapi meminjam!" Sang pria memegang lengan sang wanita dan mengancamnya dengan nada marah, "Hei Perempuan, haruskah aku meminta apa yang menjadi milikku kembali, dengan bunganya?" Sang Wanita berdiri menjijit dan berkata, "Yah. Bagaimana dengan seorang bayi lagi?"