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A love story between Careless Whisper and Farty McSniffer. Lots of cliffhangers... Updates not stable. Read at your own risk. Cover not mine.

this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again

Truck Kun? Check. Being reborn in a novel? Check. Being a side character? Check. Having a system? Check. Dying by fart? Che- wait what- In a world where the laws of the universe take a coffee break, and the ridiculous knows no bounds, "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart" is a one of a kind Eastern fantasy novel that'll leave you gasping for breath (no, not from the flatulence). Meet Ye Qing, your not-so-average protagonist, who thought her life was as ordinary as they come. That is, until the day she found herself inside the pages of a novel, no less. Talk about a plot twist! She's not even the main character; she's one of those side characters, a classic cannon fodder destined to meet her demise in the most outrageous manner possible—a fatal fart, courtesy of the female lead, who happens to possess a truly "windy" superpower (Gross). But here's the kicker: Ye Qing isn't just another victim of the absurdity that is her newfound existence. No, she's got a secret weapon up her sleeve—or rather, a secret system in her head. With the Heaven System's powers at her disposal, she's ready to turn the tables on destiny, even if it means facing down the dreaded flatulence head-on. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through a world where martial arts sects are as serious as they are hilarious, where mythical creatures and bizarre powers are the norm, and where fart reigns supreme. Get ready to laugh, cheer, and gasp (for all the right reasons) as Ye Qing tackles the strangest of fates in "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart."

Silly thoughts and things i had/did when i was a kid

" You are a werewolf and you belong to me". A husky voice said. I knew who he was beforehand because of his voice I turned steadily. "What? I know you are lying!". I said in a confident tone but in the end it weakens. A smirk appeared on his face. Which was enough to frightened me to death. He came hand to hand with me. My eyes were shut , his face was a couple of inches aways from mine. I could say because I can feel his Minty breath fanning my face. He lean and said . "Whether you like it or not you are my mate. You have to be with me. FOREVER. __________________ "Zavia Cater" a girl who has never been out of her house until 17. When her mother died. Her mother loved her dearly, but she use to scare her about the outer world, being cruel & brute. Then she encountered with "Zenon Hernandez". The ruthless Alpha. _________________ Lovely readers this is my so ever first book. So please read if you like the content. Please don't comment hatred, it's an humble request. Lovelovereaders.

Adonis awakens in a world of shadows with no memory, only his blood-red hair, crimson eyes, and a name that feels like a curse. The tower is a brutal dark fantasy realm, twisted by ancient magic and ruled by strength alone. Here, the weak are hunted, the strong reign through violence, and mercy is as rare as sunlight. Haunted by fragmented dreams and stalked by monsters both human and not, Adonis must survive while unraveling the mystery of his forgotten past—and the terrifying power that stirs within him. In a world that devours the broken, he must become something more than a survivor. He must become a force the darkness fears.

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A world where people can use magic, a place with demons, humans and Mages...And amazing tools When the two brothers loose both of their parents they decide to enter the world of magic..and the world of magic gives them more knowledge..now their goal is to achieve (THE SUPREME) Read the full story...

Carter transmigrates to a wizarding world and becomes an apprentice wizard specializing in bio-modification, with a built-in Proficiency System. Thus, biological aircraft are born—dragons are retrofitted into living airships. He transplants gastric mucosa into man-eating flowers to enhance their digestive systems, and equips venomous mushrooms with mouthparts, transforming them into "miniature spore launchers." From eye transplants and organ modifications to adding extra limbs... One bizarre, otherworldly life form after another takes shape under Carter’s hands. Every experiment boosts his proficiency; every lesson expands his knowledge. Starting as a lowly apprentice wizard, he grinds his way up step by step until he becomes the Lord of the World. Beginning with the modification of low-tier magical plants, he eventually reaches the pinnacle—creating angels.

The first thing Shawn feels after transmigration is the extreme pain. Just as he's trying to figure out what’s going on, a cold voice cuts in. "Subject 168 suspected of resurrection."