Glitchstab Grotesque: The Extended Slaughtercut
First serialized on Reddit and now expanded for Royal Road, Glitchstab Grotesque dives deeper into the Hasherverse — where horror tropes aren’t fiction, they’re a career hazard. Slashers here aren’t just killers. They’re Class-ranked monsters, staging their murders like performance art. Some are supernatural, others unsettlingly human, but nearly all kill for the thrill.
Hashers are the ones who stop them… or join the body count.
Meet your narrators:
Nicky — banshee-blooded tactician, glowing nails, trauma-chic wardrobe, and a grindhouse-ready commentary track for every mission.
Vicky — dryad–dark elf hybrid with a divine shield, battlefield patience, and the emotional availability of a haunted sinkhole.
They’re not lovers. They’re battle partners, co-parents, fake spouses on infiltration gigs, and roommates with feelings they refuse to name. Together, they hunt through cursed cabins, ritual towns, and glitching kill zones — rewriting horror scripts one blood-soaked scene at a time.
If you want brutal monster logic, slow-burn emotional chaos, and found-family bonds forged through gore, gallows humor, and bad decisions… welcome to the job.