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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Games
601 Chs
To His Hell and Back

To His Hell and Back

Sold by her father, Bella short for Arabella, was forced to live a life as a slave that would entertain the guests of the castle. The job of slaves were merely to be humiliated and to have as feast once they became a boring creature toward the guests. Arabella with her fierce attitude had only caused more trouble than good, although that helped her from being feasted by the vampires until her body dried up, the vampires also enjoy in harming her, toying with her, hoping to see that one day she would break. However she had caught the wrong attention by those crimson gaze, eventually being the toy of the one and only Mad Crown Prince of Versailles. Eventually this interest only cause her to be more tangled by the twisted and thorny battle for the Throne. Will eventually Bella concede and accept the Mad crown prince? Or will she finally succeed in running away from his grasp. Why her? *** excerpt*** Arabella felt her wrists stung as the shackle around her wrist jingled from the sudden pull. She then met with the icy red eyes that brood down upon her appearance, drinking into every inch of her figure as if he was studying her, even to how those breaths escaped her lips. "I thought we had bonded over the days we have spent together, Bella," he sang, his bright scarlet eyes betraying the singing tone he had used as it had grown so dark and filled with anger. "Yet you left so quickly as soon as I opened the castle gate." Bella gritted her teeth, her eyes glaring at him as she defiantly shook his hand off her face, "I can remind you if you have forgotten it, Your Majesty, I am kept here against my wish." Cassius' smile faded as he stared at her. The sudden pin-drop silence filled her nerves with tension as she found his smileless face the most terrifying sight. She had always known his fearsome side however, it felt scarier tonight. Bella tried to endure how loud her heart had raced against her chest, gathering her breaths together even though it remained shallow in his presence. "So cold," he muttered, his tone trying to tease her, but she could see the raw anger crossing his eyes. "You cannot run from me. Not after what we've done. Not after what you promised." Her heart faltered. She wasn't supposed to stay in this castle; she knew that the royal palace was filled with those vampire monsters who would kill for their desire, simply to have fun. She knew she should never give her heart to any of these monsters, and she had once believed she would never. But that was until Cassius came. She had made that promise because her heart had betrayed her, and she wished that she had never uttered that promise. Promises she had made to him on the call of love. Yet deep within her, a part of her still crave for him. "You're not the first one I have broken my promises with," she gritted her teeth and looked up at him, "I broke my promise the way you broke yours first, isn't it fair?" "Fair? Then was everything a lie, Arabella?" he murmured, his hands cupping her face, forcing her to meet his eyes. "You were mine the moment you entered my castle. And you will be mine until the very end." She gulped as his eyes shone underneath the moonlight, his gaze unforgiving over her, exposing his wild hunger. Her breath caught, her pulse quickening. "A human and a vampire should have never stayed together. They were all right." "I don't care," he spoke through his clenched jaw. "You're going to remain here by my side forever."
Fantasy
511 Chs
An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
Fantasy
476 Chs
Is 'South Park Cartman gay fanfic' considered appropriate?
In a more general sense, if we consider the South Park brand which is known for its edgy and often controversial humor, fanfic that explores different aspects of characters like Cartman in a new way might not be completely out of line. But it could also be considered inappropriate by those who have strong views on keeping the original character dynamics intact. It also depends on the content of the fanfic itself. If it contains explicit or offensive content beyond what is acceptable in a creative exploration, then it would be considered inappropriate.
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2024-11-26 10:31
Write a South Park fanfiction in the style of South Park.
In South Park, there was a strange occurrence. A new kid moved into town, but this kid was a bit different. He was a super - smart alien in disguise. The boys, being the curious bunch they are, quickly noticed something was off. Cartman thought he could use the alien to take over the world, Kyle wanted to help the alien fit in, Stan was just confused, and Kenny was along for the ride. They all got into crazy adventures as they tried to figure out the alien's true motives and protect South Park from any potential threats.
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2024-11-03 16:55
How to write a South Park fanfic in the South Park style?
First, understand the show's humor. South Park often uses dark, satirical, and irreverent humor. So, your fanfic can have out - of - the - box and edgy ideas. Second, get the characters right. Know their personalities like Cartman's self - centeredness, Stan's more down - to - earth nature. Third, use simple language. The show doesn't use overly complex words. Just be creative and don't be afraid to be a bit crazy in your story - telling.
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2024-12-02 15:06
What are some popular 'South Park Cartman gay fanfic' stories?
There could be various interpretations in such fanfics. Maybe some would focus on Cartman's relationships with other male characters in a more emotional or comical way. But it's important to note that fanfic is often a creative and sometimes out - of - the - box take on existing characters, and not all of them might be well - received by the general South Park fanbase. Also, much of this content might be found on specialized fanfic websites which require some searching.
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2024-11-25 19:24
Is there a 'South Park' episode related to Mr. Garrison being gay in a novel?
Yes, in 'South Park' there are storylines related to Mr. Garrison's various aspects including his sexuality which might be connected to a 'novel' - like the satirical take on different themes within the show's universe.
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2024-12-01 16:40
What is the significance of Mr. Garrison being gay in a 'South Park' novel?
Well, in 'South Park', Mr. Garrison being gay in a novel could be part of the show's long - standing tradition of using shock value to get its points across. It might be a way to highlight the contrast between the fictional world of the novel and the real - world attitudes towards homosexuality. The show might be using this as a device to question how novels or any form of media for that matter, can shape or distort our perception of different sexual identities. Also, it could be a way to add another layer of complexity to Mr. Garrison's already complex character, making him more of a symbol for the show's exploration of different social and sexual norms.
1 answer
2024-12-02 11:38
Is South Park the best cartoon?
It depends on your taste. Some people think it's the best for its humor and social commentary, while others might have different preferences.
2 answers
2025-06-01 06:44
How can I make my South Park fanfiction more like the South Park style?
One important aspect of the South Park style is the social commentary. The show often takes real - world issues and exaggerates them in a comical way. In your fanfiction, you could do the same. For instance, if there's a current trend in society like the overuse of social media, you could create a story where the South Park characters are either obsessed with it or trying to fight against it. Another key element is the use of cut - away gags. These are short scenes that break away from the main story to show something completely unrelated but still funny. Try to include some of these in your fanfiction to really capture the South Park feel.
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2024-11-03 11:20
South Park: What are some interesting South Park New Kid x Kenny fanfiction ideas?
One idea could be them going on an adventure in South Park together, like exploring the mysterious cave that no one else dares to enter. Another could be a story where they have to work together to save the town from some kind of strange new threat. Maybe a super - powered villain shows up and New Kid and Kenny combine their unique skills to defeat it.
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2024-12-13 07:01
Has there been a South Park comic?
Yes, there have been South Park comics. They feature the same humorous and irreverent style as the show.
2 answers
2024-10-15 10:07
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