sh figuarts orochimaru

Transported to the world of the Hokage and arriving as a student alongside the legendary Sannin, Xu Ming remained unfazed. He possessed a unique ability: after binding himself to a chosen target, he would receive ten times the benefits whenever that person grew stronger! Without hesitation, Xu Ming chose to bind himself to Orochimaru. "Orochimaru, work hard! The harder you strive, the better my life will be!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a Chinese fan-fiction that I am translating and improving its grammar and readability. All credit for the original story goes to its rightful writer and owner. "For early access up to 30 chapters, you can visit my Patreon at *patreon.com/OtakuTechie*. Your support means so much to me, as it helps me cover my tuition fees and continue my passion for writing. Thank you for being a part of this journey!"

Ellen, you’ve always said ‘be kind,’ but let’s be honest—kindness isn’t always a choice, especially when life decides to dump on you. Your show gets canceled and suddenly you’re off to England, like kindness is easier with an accent and a cup of tea. But hey, you’ve never been afraid to make bold choices—except maybe with your sexuality. Was it really a choice, Ellen, or were you just finally sick of men’s b*******? Because honestly, while you were throwing a tantrum on set, I could’ve used some r e a l help, not just r e e l help. Next time, save the drama for the cameras and bring the kindness to real life, yeah? I mean, is your name DeGeneres or DeJerk? And let’s talk about your ‘helping’—everybody you helped had to be run through the CIA first! Be honest, Ellen: did you skip helping some people because the CIA said you shouldn’t, or because you couldn’t remember if you were hosting a talk show or running a background check? At this point, it’s easier to get into the Pentagon than to get a hug from Ellen! But hey, hosting a Big Chill like that, you must know what being syndicated really means—because after all the drama, it looks like your kindness is the only thing still in reruns. And I mean for the viewer, not for you. So how can you know something like that—how the business really works—and still throw a tantrum every time stuff doesn’t go your way? Ellen, with all that experience, you should know: if you want a happy ending, you’ve got to be kind all the way to the credits! And you know what? I challenge you to actually take your own advice for once—help somebody in actual need. Like me, this time. Because it’s not money I need—I need someone to actually give a s***. so I'm callin BS on your BS, respect fu LL y ©F course! how to be not a dick 101

When the Anomaly Games descend, the rules are absolute. For the chosen players of every nation, survival hangs by a thread. Break a rule, and cosmic horrors erase you and begin their invasion. So when the Azure Federation's champion is revealed to be a seven-year-old orphan named Kai Locke, the world writes them off as dead. But Kai has a secret weapon: an SSS-Tier Talent, [The Rulebreaker]. For him, the rules aren't just suggestions—they're a joke. While other players desperately try to survive, Kai is busy figuring out how to cause the most chaos. He'll unplug a monster's life support to see what happens, steal a ghost's prized possession, and rack up 'Dread Points' by being the most infuriating child in existence. The more he annoys the entities, the stronger he becomes. Forget surviving. Kai's here to win. And in a game where fear is currency, the most terrifying player isn't a monster—it's a brat who's figured out that the ultimate cheat code is being a total menace.

Bepergian ke dunia Naruto, Anda mendapatkan sistem cermin tanpa batas. Ilusi di cermin adalah yang terkuat. Semua ninjutsu yang muncul di cermin dapat ditiru. Semua monster berekor yang muncul di tempat kejadian dapat dikloning, dan ninjutsu juga dapat dikembangkan. Tinta Biru Hyuga yang tak terkalahkan, Byakugan lengkap, Mata Darah, dan Mata Samsara telah menjadi mata terkuat Hokage. Orochimaru: Beberapa orang adalah tujuan yang akan selalu saya ikuti! engah! Kakek membunuhku lagi! The Immortal Duo: Siapa yang Anda takuti dalam hidup ini? Leluhur Hyuga, tolong biarkan kami pergi? Organisasi Akatsuki: Bisakah kami menjadikan Anda bosnya? Selama kamu tidak melawan kami. Berkumpulnya Lima Bayangan: Jika ingin bertanya siapa yang memiliki ninjutsu terkuat di dunia ini, kami hanya mengenal Hinata Aimo.

Dr. Ray Miller is a 28 year old scientist specialized in biochemistry has been tasked to create a drug that will enhance human limitation for a organisation. But creating the drug the organisation betrayed him. Not wanting the drug fall into wrong hand ray destroyed all his data and research and fled from the organisation. But the organisation caught up to him and during his pursuit a bullet shot straight through his chest and then everything is blank. . . . I suddenly awake ! . . Where am i? . . oh sh*t . . I am in Naruto World . . . i am reincarnated as Orochimaru f**k my life [ Watch as Ray mark his name in the Shinobi World as a Legendary Snake Sanin ] Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto series nor the characters that inhabit it. I am writing just for fun and my grammar is not so good so don't expect much from this. Book cover pic is not mine , i took it from Google.

This story is written by an amateur of the English language. It was originaly written in Polish, so the chapters will appear alternately - once in Polish and one in English. Sorry for the linguistic mistakes, but I'm really bad at the language and I check most things in a translator. * Her childhood wasn't colorful. She also didn't remember much from that period, which she thought was one of the worst of her life. When she discoverd the truth about herself, all she could do was run away. The action takes place after 3rd season in 2011. * Jej dzieciństwo nie było kolorowe. Niewiele też pamiętała z tamtego okresu, który jej zdaniem był jednym z najgorszych w jej życiu. Kiedy odkryła prawdę o sobie, jedynym co mogła zrobić, to uciec. Akcja dzieje się po trzecim sezonie w 2011 roku.

A phenomenon of people suddenly becoming mute, followed by their death and the brutal death of everyone around them out of nowhere, which led to the fall of countries and civilizations, until one remained that established facilities for all sectors of life and got rid of those mutes as quickly as possible.

From now on, this story will only be available for Royal Road. To view the story, remember to look for the same name on Royal Road. Quando a Luz Caiu O mundo não acabou no dia em que a luz cruzou o céu. Ele começou. Há duzentos e quarenta anos, uma massa azul-branca rasgou a atmosfera terrestre como um segundo sol em queda. Testemunhas relataram que o céu se abriu em silêncio antes do impacto — nenhum trovão, nenhum aviso, apenas um brilho intenso que transformou a noite em dia por breves segundos. O objeto tinha aproximadamente quarenta e cinco metros de diâmetro. Quando tocou o solo, não foi apenas a terra que tremeu. Algo invisível se espalhou pelo planeta. Nos anos seguintes, crianças começaram a nascer diferentes. Algumas dobravam metal com as mãos. Outras alteravam a gravidade ao redor do próprio corpo. Houve quem incendiasse o ar sem fósforo, quem manipulasse eletricidade como extensão dos dedos, quem tocasse conceitos que ninguém sabia explicar. E então veio o medo. Uma década depois do Evento da Luz, o mundo entrou em guerra. Não uma, mas nove. Conflitos globais sucessivos, cada um mais devastador que o anterior. Países foram apagados do mapa. O clima mudou. Oceanos avançaram. Ecossistemas colapsaram. A humanidade descobriu que o verdadeiro impacto do meteoro não foi o choque contra o solo — foi o despertar do poder. O Elemento Os cientistas o chamaram de Quenz. Um elemento desconhecido, presente nas células dos indivíduos alterados. Ele alimentava as habilidades extraordinárias, funcionando como uma fonte biológica de energia. Sem ele, os poderes não existiam. Mas havia um problema. O Quenz era letal para humanos comuns. Exposição direta resultava em envenenamento ou morte por radiação celular. Hospitais precisaram ser separados. Protocolos foram criados. A sociedade se dividiu lentamente entre aqueles que possuíam Quenz no sangue e aqueles que não possuíam. Hoje, cerca de vinte por cento da humanidade manifesta algum tipo de habilidade. Entre os demais seres vivos, o número chega a quarenta por cento. Poder tornou-se algo comum. E, ao mesmo tempo, perigoso demais. A Organização Centenas de milhões morreram nas Guerras Mundiais que se seguiram ao Evento. Ao final da primeira década de destruição, vinte e nove países assinaram um acordo histórico. Nascia a SHIPSH. Uma organização internacional independente, criada para regular, monitorar e, se necessário, conter indivíduos superpoderosos. Seu objetivo declarado era simples: impedir que o mundo se autodestruísse novamente. Ela deveria ser neutra. Livre de influência política. Acima das nações. Mas o poder raramente é neutro. Oito grandes potências — as mais ricas, armadas e influentes — assumiram o controle indireto da estrutura da organização. Embora a SHIPSH se declare independente, suas decisões frequentemente refletem interesses estratégicos. Ainda assim, ela é a única barreira entre ordem e colapso. A SHIPSH classifica indivíduos de acordo com o nível de ameaça: de Classe C até Classe Alfa. Alguns poucos, considerados acima de Alfa, não devem ser capturados — devem ser eliminados. Porque há poderes que não podem ser contidos. Os Tipos Com o tempo, os super seres foram divididos em nove grandes grupos. Há os Mega Seres, fisicamente superiores à própria natureza. Os Meta-Físicos, que manipulam gravidade, eletricidade e até dimensões. Os Conceituais, capazes de tocar ideias invisíveis como sonhos, sensações ou habilidades. Os Especialistas, quase invencíveis em condições específicas. Os Transportadores, imprevisíveis e mutáveis. Os Fora de Lista, anomalias ainda não compreendidas. E, por fim, os raríssimos de Classificação Especial — um em cada bilhão — capazes de alterar a própria estrutura da vida ou da existência. Nem todos sobrevivem aos próprios dons. Alguns poderes consomem energia. Outros consomem vida. A taxa de mortalidade entre os manifestantes sem tratamento adequado ultrapassa sessenta por cento. O poder é uma dádiva. E uma sentenç

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.