the funny company

I thought being laid off from my job was the greatest of my worries but I just had to wake up in a ship's cockpit after my space game crashed. Now I have no map, no friends and no money. But that's ok, I've started from the bottom before! With my starter ship I will scour through space as a Mercenary and maybe even start up a Mercenary Company while I'm at it! This ain't my first rodeo in space after all! Except... Apparently my crew members are weird? The guy who bumped into me yesterday was found sliced up and floating outside the space station. The girl who tried to honeytrap me was reported missing with only a finger found in an alley. And then that merchant who scammed me had his entire ship blasted into bits by unknown vessels the very next day. Some people say my crewmates were behind it but they must be mistaken, right? I only know one thing for sure... In space, no one can hear you scream... *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. Also, gene splicing and cybernetics exist in this story. What does that mean? MC is a futa for one and there's going to be other futas showing up as well. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

You want Thor's hammer? No problem, we'll give you what you want! You want Thanos' Infinity Stones? No problem, we'll give you what you want! As long as you have enough dream coins, any wish can come true!

Tentu saja Lexa sangat gembira saat dia tahu bahwa dirinya berhasil menjadi salah satu bagian dari sebuah perusahaan terkenal di Kota Lorient, yaitu Gold Lycaon Company. Dia cukup senang hingga dengan mudahnya menyetujui kontrak kerja itu di depan sang CEO perusahaan, Tuan Vano. Siapa sangka kontrak kerja itu adalah awal dia terjebak dalam fakta yang jauh lebih kelam dan dalam. Kontrak kerja yang mengikatnya sebagai mangsa dari pemilik perusahaan itu karena ternyata nama bukan hanya sekedar nama. Perusahaan itu penuh dengan manusia serigala dan Vano, bosnya adalah sang Alpha yang kini memilikinya. Belum hilang keterkejutannya, Lexa bertemu dengan Valdo, adik dari sang bos. Seiring berjalannya waktu, kedua manusia serigala itu jatuh cinta pada Lexa, sang mangsa bersamaan dengan munculnya Alpha lain yang begitu ingin mengambil alih perusahaan Gold Lycaon. Belum lagi sebuah fakta mengejutkan yang berkaitan dengan keturunan terakhir Dewa Zeus. Apa yang akan Lexa lakukan? Bagaimana kisah cinta segitiga antara Lycaon bersaudara? Dan bagaimanakah nasib perusahaan Lycaon?

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Disclaimer! [In dire need of editing before continuing] Do not cross Lucifer. Do not fall in love with a mortal. The two rules followed by all denizens of the Underworld. Since a demon’s heart only craves two things abiding by these rules would be very easy in theory. Of course, I’m the unlucky fellow who broke both these rules at the same time. Which is bad, seeing as I’m the prince of said Underworld.

NOTE: Please don't expect this write to have much action and gruesome tendencies as my real intention when I first wrote the earlier chapters was to actually make them comedic and slice_of_life-ish. Well, in the end, readers didn't like that so I rewrite some, but still, you can still find some comedic aspects in the write. Especially in the first few chapters, they're a bit... not that good. SYNOPSIS... In a world inhabited with different races - Humans, Demihumans, Demons, Angels, Beast, Monsters, and many others, war always occurs. The Demon Lord, the Heroes, the Holy Empress, the king of elves, the Beast King - were the leading forces that lead and starts those wars. That was until... He arrived... The being that was powerful enough to have them ally themselves up against him.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.