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PORN

Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
Fantasy
4 Chs
Porter X

Porter X

if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
Fantasy
28 Chs
What are the characteristics of a caricature of Matisse?
A caricature of Matisse usually exaggerates his distinctive features or artistic style. It might focus on his bold use of color or unique brushstrokes.
3 answers
2025-06-10 16:27
What are the characteristics of Matisse's caricatures?
Matisse's caricatures usually stand out for their unique style. They have a distinct use of shapes and a sense of playfulness. The colors he chose were often vibrant and unexpected to draw attention.
2 answers
2025-08-24 00:34
What is the story behind Matisse's dance?
Matisse's 'Dance' represents a sort of primal celebration. It's a visual expression of unrestrained exuberance and the pure essence of human energy and emotion. The figures seem to be in a state of total abandon, reflecting a joyous moment without boundaries.
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2024-10-04 14:37
What does 'Matisse like a novel' mean?
It could imply that Matisse's art is as complex and full of narrative as a novel. His works might be seen as having a story to tell, just like a novel does.
2 answers
2024-11-25 00:49
What are the key aspects of Matisse's life story?
One key aspect is his artistic development. Matisse started with a more conventional approach and then moved towards more experimental styles. Another aspect is his influence on the art world. His use of color and form inspired many other artists. Also, his ability to keep creating even in difficult times, like when he was ill in his later years, is remarkable.
2 answers
2024-11-29 22:04
Tell me about Matisse's life story.
Henri Matisse had an interesting life story. He was born in France. Matisse's art journey was full of exploration. He was not only a painter but also a sculptor and printmaker. His work was influenced by different cultures he encountered. For example, his travels to North Africa inspired him to incorporate new elements into his art. His later years were marked by health issues, yet he still managed to create remarkable works like the cut - out collages which were a new form of artistic expression for him.
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2024-11-29 07:39
How can one understand 'Matisse like a novel' better?
Another approach is to analyze the different elements in Matisse's paintings, like the colors, shapes, and how they interact. In a novel, different characters and events interact to form the story. Similarly, in Matisse's art, these elements combine to create a kind of visual 'story'. For example, his use of bold colors could be seen as 'characters' that have their own 'roles' and 'relationships' within the 'plot' of the painting.
2 answers
2024-11-25 04:02
What are the main themes explored in A. S. Byatt's 'The Matisse Stories'?
The main themes include art, perception, and the complexity of human relationships.
2 answers
2024-10-11 20:29
I've been smoking with ADHD and taking Calamus and Matisse for a week.
Changma Xifeng Tablet was a Chinese patent medicine. It was mainly used to treat the symptoms caused by children's tic disorder, such as dizziness, headache, dizziness, ringing in the ears, irritability, and so on. It usually takes 7-10 days to take effect. However, the search results did not mention what would happen to people with ADHD after taking the tablets for a week. Therefore, based on the information provided, it was impossible to determine what would happen to a patient with ADHD after taking Changmaxifeng tablets for a week.
1 answer
2025-01-08 20:23
What is the story about when there is a bird or two and it involves Henri Matisse?
It could be a tale about artistic inspiration drawn from nature, perhaps with Matisse observing the birds and incorporating their beauty into his art.
3 answers
2024-10-14 14:42
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