meaning of lame joke

Bai Fan was a Chinese medical university student who woke up as a Japanese high school student named Kitagawa Tera about half a month ago. It was just like a typical starting point in a novel. He re-experienced life as a high school student in his twenties. Youthful, energetic girls, and colorful love comedies…That should have been the original plot… However, heaven was obviously playing a joke on Bai Fan as he had not inherited any memories of the original Kitagawa Tera. Follow the level-headed and cold Kitagawa Teru as he navigated around his new world with the ‘System’ that constantly gave him supernatural quests to clear.

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

She replaced her sister and married him, who was disabled in both legs. There was no wedding, only one marriage certificate. Both of them looked at each other with disapproval. When her identity as a substitute bride was exposed, she chose to confess and leave him, but he refused to let her go. However, what was even more shocking was that he pretended to be lame...

*** My health has been very poor this year alongside loosing my mother-in-law and cat so I'm sorry but this will be rewritten and finished when I'm well, I'm doing it all offline in my rare creative moments, hopefully with a more mature touch *** [WARNING: Mature Themes (smut, violence, murder, suicide, domestic violence, etc.)] --------- Waking up naked and alone with a murderer, without a single memory, she relies on System to understand her existence in another person's body. --------- Still don't know if you should read me? Here's a quick breakdown to help you make up your mind if this novel is right for you: This is my own twist on the QuickTransmigration System genre, giving it a more 'spiritual' twist. It explores sensitive themes throughout each arc and I will do my best to give trigger warnings at the start of chapters containing them. It is written in the first person and revolves around a female lead (FL). This is a weak-to-strong novel, she will have heavy flaws and make repeated mistakes and seem generally weak at the start, bear with her as she grows. Romance is a heavy theme within the story that contains a lot of smut, with more than one character. However, there is only one male lead in the end. The story is less about fluffy romance, instead, it's a journey of growth and self-discovery, revolving around the main storyline. Although, each Arc will have its own separate storyline that will have an impact on the main storyline with both new and reoccurring characters (so skipping arcs is not advised). I have currently written the rough drafts for four arcs at the point of writing this: 1. Ghosts & Guns 2. How do you keep a child alive in the Zombie Apocalypse? 3. Abducted by Aliens 4. Freed by the Fae Folk 5. .... --------- --------- Cover Art made by myself, using nightcafe AI Art, check out my page, I'm attempting to make novel art and character art for each arc: https://creator.nightcafe.studio/u/Raychbunni

BILLIONAIRE'S LAME excuse. This story delves into the real experiences of life, so as you embark on Erica's journey, keep in mind that it will include profound romantic language, and corresponding actions may unford. N.B no rape. Excerpt; He stood up from his chair in his office and advanced towards me,not knowing what his intensions were.positioning himself just a couple of feet away. As he witnessed my perplexed look, he moved closer, I can't think,my feelings made with a jumble of uncertainty. Leaning in, he gently kissed me, leaving me in a state of surprise I flushed my eye lids continuously. With his warm breath brushing against my face, he softly whispered, "Erica, tell me what's going through your mind." I swallowed hard. With a glimmer and curved lips he straightened his eyes with mine " that's right, write what you're feeling in your upcoming chapter." BILLIONAIRE'S LAME excuse, follows the life of a young woman named Erica who starts working at the mansion of a billionaire. But her innocence leads to a romantic involvement with her boss, resulting in her being let go from her job. With endurance Erica embarks on a challenging path to rebuild her life. Through hard work, determination,and with the help of her to be brother in law as a fortunate opportunity, in no time Erica climbed the ladder of success and eventually becomes a self-made billionaire. Erica decides to pursue a career as a writer and eventually reconnects with her former boss. *** This story highlights Erica's capacity to conquer obstacles, reshape her life's story, and discover fulfillment in both her personal and professional aspects. Enjoy reading it.

"In this life, I will find the meaning of my existence!" - Dawn Dawn was bedridden since young, unable to move his body. Because of his disability, everyone treated him with disdain. However, he wasn't much affected, but when his parents also forgot about him, he was filled with anger. He wanted to question God about why he was given such a miserable fate. Finally, his life came to an abrupt end. Strangely, however, that wasn't the end for him—he awakened in a strange new world that might allow him to find the answers that he desperately sought. To his surprise, the new world was no different than the old. On the very first day, he was sent to a strange dimension known as the Eternal battlefield. But thankfully, he was fortunate enough to awaken the 'Superhero Class.' This class changed everything. With the help of these skills, he grew stronger at an insane speed and became powerful enough to find god and ask them the reason for his existence. Why does he exist? Why does this world exist? Why did he live such a miserable life? Nothing could stop him from finding the answers to these questions—no young master, no super villainess, not even reality itself. ....... discords -https://discord.gg/egZYREvZbD

Et si un seul mot pouvait définir toute votre existence ? Dans ce monde, certains êtres humains naissent liés à un mot unique. Un mot qui devient pouvoir, fardeau, destinée. Ce mot grandit avec son porteur, se révèle au fil des épreuves, se déploie au rythme de ses choix. Plus il le comprend, plus son pouvoir devient immense… Mais chaque mot possède un contraire. Et plus on s’en approche, plus la chute devient inévitable. Car ce monde n’est pas fait pour ceux qui s’éloignent de leur définition. Et encore moins pour ceux… qui n’en ont pas. Bienvenue dans un univers où les mots blessent, guérissent, tuent — et parfois… libèrent.

Michael Clintock knew his father was something else, but nothing prepared him for what he walked into when he was called to his father's office for what he thought was a typical business meeting. And what he found made him furious. A shy, half-Chinese, woman by the name of Eden Li, who had put herself up on a mail order bride website when she had no other options and no where else to turn. She thinks Michael is just like all the other men she has come across who have stereotyped her. But little does she know, he is actually nothing like them and he might be her ticket to freedom. Warnings: sexual content, sensitive, mentions of racial stereotypes, mentions of rape and sexual abuse. Age Suggestion: 18+ Take My Wings: A Mail Order Bride Novel with a Deeper Meaning is created by Minette Enfers, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Dans un monde où la paix entre les royaumes est maintenue par des chevaliers maniant des épées sacrées, chaque épée possède une âme et ne choisit qu'un porteur digne. Ren, un jeune garçon venant d'un petit village paisible, rêve de devenir le plus grand épéiste du royaume. Cependant, il n'a ni la force ni les compétences pour manier une lame, et il est souvent ridiculisé par les autres. Un jour, son village est attaqué par des mercenaires envoyés par un seigneur corrompu. Alors que tout semble perdu, Ren découvre dans les ruines une ancienne épée oubliée, L'Aube Écarlate, qui semble être liée à un ancien mythe. Cette épée refuse de se lier à quiconque depuis des siècles, car elle est censée choisir celui qui possède un "cœur pur". Malgré sa faiblesse apparente, l'épée accepte Ren comme porteur. Cependant, il découvre rapidement que l'épée ne lui accorde pas la puissance tout de suite. Il doit prouver sa valeur à travers de multiples épreuves et comprendre le véritable sens du maniement de l'épée : ce n'est pas la force brute, mais la maîtrise de soi et la compréhension de la volonté de l'épée.

Marina lives with her parents and older siblings. Her parents have always spoiled her and let her do whatever she wants, but she has always been a cheerful girl who loves her family. Her life was perfect until she turned 15 and her mother died. Five months later her mother also dies, but of a disease that has no cure. She and her sisters are taken to the orphanage, but her brother cannot go because he is of legal age. She suffers a lot, and after a few months she is adopted by a family and separated from her sisters. She is well taken care of and meets two friends: Lucas and Jurandir. They will fight to win her heart. Who will she choose to be part of her life? Find out by reading this story of high drama, adventure, and a light romance.