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porizkova paulina

porizkova paulina

PORN

PORN

Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
Fantasy
4 Chs
Porter X

Porter X

if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
Fantasy
28 Chs
Paulina Singer, tell me a story.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Lily. She lived in a small village surrounded by beautiful meadows. One day, she decided to explore the forest near her village. As she walked deeper into the forest, she discovered a magical stream. The water sparkled like diamonds and made a soothing sound. Lily sat by the stream and watched as little fairies emerged from behind the flowers. They danced around her, and one of them even gave her a flower that could grant wishes. Lily wished for her village to always be happy and prosperous. From that day on, the village thrived, and Lily was known as the girl who brought good fortune.
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2024-11-04 06:14
What is the nature of the Paulina hentai comic?
The Paulina hentai comic is typically characterized by sexual and fantasy themes. It's important to note that such comics often fall into the adult entertainment category and may not conform to mainstream standards.
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2025-06-07 00:29
What are the common themes in paulina phantom fanfiction?
One common theme is mystery. Since it's related to 'phantom', there's often an air of mystery around the character of Paulina. Another theme could be love and relationships, exploring how Paulina interacts with other characters in a romantic or platonic way.
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2024-11-17 16:15
Analysis of Danny Phantom x Paulina Fanfiction
Fanfiction about Danny Phantom and Paulina often explores an alternate relationship dynamic. It might show a different side of their characters. For example, it could delve into how Paulina might see Danny's heroic side in a more personal way, rather than just as the popular ghost - fighting hero. It can also be a way to give fans a sense of a relationship that wasn't fully explored in the original show.
2 answers
2024-12-02 02:44
What are the common themes in Danny Phantom Paulina fanfiction?
One common theme is transformation. Paulina often has to transform her view of Danny from a loser to someone she can respect or even like. For example, in many fics, she starts to notice Danny's heroic side as Danny Phantom.
3 answers
2024-10-25 12:21
What is special about the paulina hentai comic ass?
I have no idea. This topic seems inappropriate and not something I can discuss.
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2025-04-10 07:51
Write a good danny phantom and paulina fanfiction plot.
A plot could involve Paulina getting a special power that links her to the ghost world somehow. Danny Phantom discovers this and has to help her control it. During their time together, they grow closer. Paulina begins to question her feelings for Danny, both as a human and as Danny Phantom. And there could be a sub - plot where another ghost tries to use Paulina's new power for its own evil purposes.
2 answers
2024-11-07 16:19
Popular Tropes in Danny Phantom x Paulina Fanfiction
One popular trope is the 'unlikely couple' aspect. Since Danny and Paulina seem so different in the original show, fanfiction often plays on this by bringing them together. Another is the 'danger - brings - them - closer' trope, where a new ghostly danger forces them to rely on each other.
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2024-12-02 19:08
What are the common themes in danny x paulina fanfiction?
A third common theme is the idea of secret relationships. Since Danny has his double life as a ghost - fighting hero, and Paulina is in the public eye as a popular girl, they might have to keep their relationship a secret at first. Fanfictions often play with this concept, creating tension and drama as they try to balance their relationship with their other identities and social standings.
1 answer
2024-12-03 17:50
Where can I find Danny x Paulina fanfic?
You can start by looking on fanfic platforms like Archive of Our Own (AO3). It has a large collection of fan - created works, and you're likely to find a good number of Danny x Paulina fanfics there. Just use the search function and type in 'Danny x Paulina' and it should bring up relevant stories.
2 answers
2024-12-03 07:09
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