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turtle toaster

It's normal for someone who works as a turtle to know how to tell...

It's normal for someone who works as a turtle to know how to tell...

I'm mass releasing this novel plus it's free so please add it to your collection❤ Xu Gui's biggest regret in this life was that she was too lazy to retract into her turtle shell during her tribulation. When she opened her eyes again, she had gone from a turtle to a minor celebrity in the entertainment industry, facing a death sentence on the reality show "360 Trades"—the show lasted for one month, and the invited celebrities needed to find work and work hard to earn money. After one month, the person who earned the most money would be the final winner. And in front of Xu Gui, a mountain of dirty dishes was soaking in dish soap foam, grinning at her. Xu Gui pulled out a fortune-telling banner she had hastily made overnight, the large, bold characters in ink flowing like dragons and phoenixes— "Fortune-telling!" Under the overpass, three fortune-telling stall owners sneered at the young woman: "Are celebrity hype stories this outrageous these days?" * Faced with three bald, middle-aged men with grown sons, she asked about her children. "Your destiny palace indicates no children, and the Red Phoenix Star above your head carries a green light..." the young woman subtly advised, "Why don't you go to the hospital for a checkup?" That very night, news of a group chairman's marital breakdown went viral. Facing a young woman who ostensibly told fortunes but secretly boasted about her husband's generosity, Xu Gui tentatively asked, "...Is it possible that this bankbook you have is fake?" The entire internet watched, and the bankbook was indeed handwritten; the dowry of three million was actually only three hundred. At first, netizens scoffed at Xu Gui's money-making live streams. But later... netizens exclaimed: "It's so good!" The live stream chat went from "Get out of the entertainment industry, you charlatan!" to "Master, can you tell if I'm some rich kid who's fallen into poverty?" Xu Gui's live stream went from being ignored to becoming the most popular. Gradually, countless people started offering money to have Xu Gui tell their fortunes. Xu Gui slumped in his wicker chair, swinging his legs: "Three fortunes for today are done. Please come back tomorrow." The production team lamented: "The other guests are all serving food and handing out flyers, how could you..." The camera panned across the top of the donation leaderboard, and the production team fell silent.
Fantasy
85 Chs
Go Home a Like Turtle

Go Home a Like Turtle

WPC #304 (...) Go home at a snail's pace. It seems to be the watchword of the X-Monk survivors. Go home. It is the before and after of a tripolar life: Plant-Animal-Human. You will know how the characters live or lived at home. With or without their spirits or demons. With gifts and kindnesses that help them to continue. And Bierny opens her heart to listen to her friends and give timely advice and help. They are short stories of the intermediate places between the lost home and the new conquered home. Patience and Hope. Soon you will arrive at a firm and safe place appropriate to your circumstances. The third novel: (WPC #308) Academy Artesan ProCreation, belongs to the saga: GenX2022 along with the novels: https://www.webnovel.com/book/academy-artesan-procreation_23934150405486205 Second novel: Go Home a Like Turtle: (Two 1,500-word Chapters twice a week: Thursday and Monday) (WPC #304) https://www.webnovel.com/book/go-home-at-pace-turtle_23822104806738905 Third novel: XMonk Apocalypse Primate: (A 1,500-word Chapter once a week: Wednesday) (WPC #302) https://www.webnovel.com/book/x-monky-apocalypse-x-primate_23770584306263105 The edition/update of the 2021 novels, between Saturday and Sunday. BitLove, DarkMan, X Prays... And if you like the characters and their characterized stories, there are a series of illustrations of all the novels on the Instagram account: @genxprays. Discord: #9340 Fanpage: facebook.com/genxprays WhatsApp Business: +51 933 123 278 Patreon / PayPal: genxconectados Thank you for your reviews, votes, collections and comments on the WPC #304.
History
62 Chs
What are the features of toaster cartoons?
Toaster cartoons are known for their bright colors, humorous situations, and sometimes educational elements. They might teach lessons about friendship or kindness while keeping the audience entertained. The art style is often designed to catch the eye and make the cartoons memorable.
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2025-06-06 01:24
How to draw a cartoon toaster?
First, start with the basic shape of the toaster. Sketch a rectangle for the body. Then add details like the slots, buttons, and handle. Outline it neatly and color it as you like.
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2025-06-13 20:28
What kind of cartoon features a toaster?
Well, it could be a cartoon about a kitchen adventure where the toaster plays a key role. Like it could be part of a team of appliances solving problems together.
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2025-05-03 19:23
What makes a toaster funny in a cartoon?
Often, a toaster can be funny in a cartoon when it has unexpected reactions or does something unexpected like singing. Also, its design might be really quirky and unique, making it stand out and be amusing.
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2025-05-04 02:41
What is the story of the toaster man cartoon?
The toaster man cartoon might be about a toaster that comes to life and has adventures. Maybe it saves the day or makes friends along the way.
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2025-05-10 02:47
How to draw a toaster in a cartoon style?
To draw a toaster cartoon-style, begin with a rectangle for the body. Add rounded corners. Draw the door and handle. Put in some cute eyes or a smile on it. Use bright colors and thick lines for a fun effect.
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2025-04-07 04:49
How are toaster cartoons related to Disney?
Well, Disney has sometimes incorporated toasters or related elements in their cartoons in creative and unexpected ways.
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2025-05-30 04:49
How is the toaster represented in comic strips?
Often, toasters in comic strips are shown as simple household appliances with no special features.
1 answer
2025-05-28 23:05
What are the characteristics of a cartoon drawing of a toaster?
It might have bold lines and bright colors to make the toaster look fun and appealing. The shape could be exaggerated for a more cartoonish effect.
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2025-08-18 02:09
A common noble turtle is not a turtle
Buyi Wang Hou was a novel written by Turtle Is Not Turtle. It was a novel about ancient times, the Three Kingdoms, and relaxing. The main character of the novel was the River Turtle, not the turtle Jiang Lianmeng. The story was mainly about the desperate counterattack of the defenders. The enemy began to be unable to hold on, and hundreds of soldiers were chased down the city tower by the defenders. The novel had a total of 116 chapters, and the author's update date was June 23, 2017. The search results did not provide any more information about the details and plot of the Marquis of Buyi.
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2025-01-13 23:15
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