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Turning thirty is like a big sale at the meat market. You have to go on a discount before someone starts considering you. And that's not the only problem Evonne Willard has to deal with, because right now her biological clock is ticking and she realizes that one morning she might wake up with white hair and a walking cane as her only companion. So to soothe her problem, Evonne has resolved to have a baby. Enter Ulysses Bloembergen, the man that possesses all the traits Evonne has ever wanted in a mate: tall, hot, smart, and an overall gentleman--all the perfect genes for her baby. All she has to do now is ask him nicely to donate a little sperm so she can conceive. But damn Logan Bloembergen-- Ulysses's smart-mouth, no-good cousin with the title of number one Casanova in Malaysia--has to come stirring up trouble. And now, under the influence of hormonal imbalances, Evonne finds her craving for a baby might not be enough, for she is beginning to crave the love of one of these men. Excerpt: When the door opened, a naked torso faced Evonne. Not just any old torso, but a hot, muscled, six-pack naked torso. She blinked and blinked, and then she blinked some more. She couldn't understand why a grown man would be wearing a towel, just a single white, fluffy towel wrapped around his waist, to answer the door. He was leaning against the doorframe, one hand supporting his tall, lean, muscular body that, Evonne noted, any female would want in her bed, including her. Not that she'd bedded any male, of course, since she was still a bloody virgin, for Lord's sake.

[MATURE EXPLICIT CONTENT 18+] [SMUTS] [NO NTR] In his previous life, Ethan Cross was the very definition of misfortune. No talent, no money, no romance, and what's worse that he's still a virgin with just a painfully average life drowned in bad luck and escapism through gacha games that never gave him a single SSR. Until then... he died in a stupid way. Reincarnated into a vast fantasy world of swords, magic, monsters, and kingdoms, Ethan awakens as Lucian Luxfall, a young man marked by a mysterious, god-defying system. [SSS Gacha System Activated.] [Unique Restriction Confirmed: Only "Bikini-Type Warriors" can be summoned.] At first, Lucian thinks it's a cruel joke. But when his very first pull summons a legendary SSS-rank warrior, comes a devastatingly beautiful woman clad in nothing but enchanted battle-bikini armor, capable of wiping out monsters that seasoned adventurers fear. Seeing that Lucian realizes one thing that the system is broken. Each gacha pull grants him warriors of unimaginable power: queens, demon generals, saintesses, assassins, dragonkin, and goddesses- all bound to him by the system, all absurdly strong, and all wearing scandalously impractical yet magically enhanced bikinis. In a world where power determines everything, Lucian climbs from a nameless nobody to a walking catastrophe. "Why are all my SSS units like this?!" [Because this is your fate.] With luck that defies logic, a system that grows more absurd with every pull, and a harem of elite warriors who could destroy nations, Lucian Luxfall embarks on an adventure filled with battles, comedy, desire, and escalating madness. This is the story of a man who conquered the world...not with a sword, not with magic...but with gacha luck taken to its absolute limit. --------- NO NTR! NO YURI! AND LARGE HAREM WITH A LOT OF SMUT! MC is not stupid, dense, or anything you find that makes you bored easily. (he was a sigma) Tags: R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Large Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Blowjob |Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Moresome | Hardcore | Feet | Thicc | Milf | Virgin | Choking | Out doors | Nymph| Bdsm | Fetish | Action | Handsome MC | Overpowered and Smart MC | Comedy | and many more... Discord: https://discord.gg/fD38nPykq7

Meet Bella Winters. She's seventeen years old with little confidence and controlled daily by her anxiety. Bella wants to remain hidden in school but ends up gaining the attention from the school's popular bully and the school's heart throb, Brody Baxter. A heartwarming tale where Bella Winters endures heartbreak that sends her on a discovery of self love and confidence.

What if you’ve made a safe, easy life for yourself but your dangerous past has caught up with you? Mallory Sage, a former investigator with Homeland Security, has a home she loves, friends and is very important in the local volunteer fire company. Her life is secure and she is liked by everyone around her. When she discovers a bomb at her firehouse she realizes her past is about to make a reappearance. What if you had a second chance to fix the biggest mistake of your life? Trey McCrane, currently with Homeland Security, let the only woman he ever loved and the best partner he had, leave him. He never knew why and angry with her, he never followed her. But now he needs her for a case, the last case they did together that has now be reopened. The case that he feels tore them apart. Can he get her to believe he is a forever kind of guy? Blonde Demolition is created by Chris Redding, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

The story is about a girl, fan of Queen band that have the chance to travel back in time with the mission of saving Freddie Mercury's life. So she has the opportunity of meeting one of the greatest rock bands ever. And in that process she goes through a lot of adventures and falls in love with the singer of Queen. But things are really tricky for her and her main goal is infiltrate in their entourage to be able to become one more member in the group and so can fulfill her mission successfully. And things start to get harder and harder for her as the chapters go by.

Synopsis:"Qi is not magic; it’s a variable. The soul is not a myth; it’s the operating system." Alex, a senior software engineer from Boston, woke up in the body of a "foreign barbarian" with a low-grade spirit root. In a world where immortality is governed by ancient, cryptic laws and "enlightenment" is purely mystical, Alex sees only a messy, unoptimized codebase. While other disciples pray for a breakthrough, Alex is busy calculating the 6:1 resonance frequency between his heartbeat and breath. While they waste 90% of their energy in flashy moves, Alex is refining his "Qi-Needle" with a 400% compression ratio for a surgical strike. In the eyes of the cultivators, he is a blonde anomaly with a "trash root." In Alex's eyes, the Heavens are just waiting for a developer to rewrite the source code.

Atala, pemuda yang nakal namun pintar menjadi murid terfamous ke 2 setelah Riyan. Riyan sang ketua OSIS yang sangat taat pada aturan-aturan, Riyan suka sekali menghukum Atala... ... karena dirinya menyukai sosok pria dengan wajah tampan bercampur cantik itu, makanya Riyan suka jahilin Atala. akankah kisah mereka berujung bahagia atau sedih? aku pun nda tau, hehehe

Amber from marketing. Everybody knows someone like her. She's the gal who's always smiling and upbeat. The one organizing the company canned food drive or spending her time volunteering with the kitties at the local animal shelter. She's a bundle of boundless energy from sources unknown.<br><br>That's how coworker Dani sees her, anyway. But when Dani is roped into one of Amber's volunteer outings, she gets to know the kindhearted person behind the constant smile. And as their affection begins to blossom, she gets a peek at the true source of Amber's boundless energy.<br><br>Follow Dani and Amber on a wild rollercoaster ride that will have you laughing one minute and crying the next. Dive into this collection of five tales and find out the unique circumstances that make Amber so energetic and the way love prevails.

Fang, a quiet and introverted college boy finds a baby on the street wrapped in a blanket in a basket. And the responsibility of taking care of the baby solely falls on him temporarily. To add more stress, a handsome and good looking guy enters his life deciding to pursue him romantically. The quiet guy has no choice but to accept this two noisy people in his life. But....

I died, got reincarnated… and now I’m a magical sword and a system for a teenage disaster with anime protagonist syndrome. Kill me again. Elara, 35, had one goal left in life: quit her job without committing murder. Instead, she gets hit by a car and wakes up in a fantasy world where curses run rampant, teenagers are handed weapons, and every magical item has a built-in guidance system. The catch? She is the system. Not just a sword—no, no. She’s a Boss Babe Katana System: a sentient, overly complicated, stat-dumping, advice-giving talking blade with user interface issues and severe attitude problems. Now bound to Aiden, a 14-year-old chosen-one wannabe with too much confidence and not enough deodorant, Elara is stuck running real-time stat breakdowns, guiding his “hero journey,” and occasionally screaming “BAM!” when he swings her for dramatic effect. Her responsibilities include: Tracking his skill progress (ugh) Suggesting combat maneuvers (she won't) Unlocking legendary techniques (when she feels like it) Not actively encouraging him to commit crimes (no promises) Elara hates this. Aiden loves this. The world might just burn for it. A parody of every overdone anime reincarnation system trope, Boss Babe Katana System is a chaotic comedy filled with sass, stats, swearing, and a sword who just wants a damn nap.