george carlin and religion

[Warning: R-18 Content] "What do you mean I can't hit 1 million subs before the end of this winter? Are you serious?" "If you're not donating, you're basically freeloading, guys." "Imagine not being a subscriber… couldn't be me." "Can we get some Fs in the chat for these noobs who can't keep up?" Reborn in a land of swords and magic called Oceros, Dilhan, a former streamer from a strange world called Earth, decided to make a living by streaming since that was the only thing he knew how to do. But this land, Oceros, was a world of a Souls-like action RPG game called "Blighted" that Dilhan had played before he died on Earth after exploding a nerve while stuck on the same boss for an entire day. Despite all of this he decided to live a normal life as a streamer but what was this? Instead of building a channel and gaining fame, he began attracting crazy followers and insane women seeking his "bodily blessings." People started treating him like a god and treating him like some kind of a messiah, while others labelled him a heretic and attempted to kill him. Did he understand all of this when he decided to hit that "Start Streaming" button? This is Dilhan's journey to become the first streamer in the land of Oceros, a world plagued by a being known as the Harbinger. Will he become the first streamer in this world, or will he become something more to its people? *** Author's Note: —This story has R-18 elements to it, but no netorare (NTR), or Yuri(Lesbian). —This story is a work of fiction and all the character names, locations, ages, and events depicted are purely the product of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to real-world events or locations, is entirely coincidental. —18+ chapters will be marked. Disclaimer:- Some of the illustrations are not mine, so if you want me to remove them please contact me via Discord. Join the Discord for Illustrations and updates:- https://discord.gg/kHNVDfBTJr Hope you enjoy this work! Thank you for reading as always:)

This is a novel written by George R.R Martin. I only posted it here so you can read for free. (BOOK 1) I DO NOT OWN CPOYRIGHT. {Let me know if there are any other novels you wish to read}

Trust me this novel will change your life into heaven. This novel is much different from others. It is full of astonishing twists, romance, action, mystery, and thriller. This novel is based on a fantastic life journey from a 4-year-old boy to a gentleman in which he discovers his real identity. In this journey, he went through many challenges first he got brothers then fell in love with a girl got heartbroken, married then divorced. he faced many betrayals but at last, he met his true love, a Muslim woman from Pakistan as his wife after he turned MUSLIM.

Kami is a normal 18-year-old high school boy on his way home after he got dumped by his girlfriend. In a small back alley, truck-kun lurks for him and transports him to a world where he has to build a world religion from scratch?! Note: Kami does not have a real physical body (yet) - it's my first time writing, so the summary is a little bit short - please try to survive the first chapters. My writing will get better. I promise -> If you read the first chapters before the 24th of June, please check them out again! - newest chapters are about >1000 words

The novel examines a futuristic society, called the World State, that revolves around science and efficiency. In this society, emotions and individuality are conditioned out of children at a young age, and there are no lasting relationships because “every one belongs to every one else”

This is a fanfic story of how George Weasley and my OC character, Lily Snow, first met and how their relationship grew. Please enjoy reading this and if you have ideas of how I should make it better, please feel free to share them.

A Famous Atheist gets isekai'd into a cultivation world and gets a Fate system from a 'god'. He has to build a religion, and spread the fate to every region, the more it spreads, the stronger he gets. He starts convincing mortals and cultivators to join the church, quoting chapters from the bible, the book of john. But how do you convince cultivators who fly through the air, that your god who turns water to wine, is the best. Peter : "no no, not my god, his son! jesus... well technically, still my god... it's complicated ... but Jesus turned water to wine.... amazing right!" villagers: "big whoop, alchemist zhao from the neighboring village can do that with one eyes open" peter : "well.... my god can also raise the dead!" villagers : "jiangshi ? that's a very common practice !" peter : "..." Peter : "sister mei, packup, let's go, these people are hopeless" --- Disclaimer This book is a work of fiction. Names of characters, organizations, religious groups, practices, and settings are either products of the author's imagination or are used in a fictional manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to real religious institutions, beliefs, or events is purely coincidental. The story is not intended to portray or comment on any real faith, tradition, or spiritual organization. Readers should not interpret any fictional elements as factual or representative of real-world religious teachings or groups.

They called him obsessed. A college dropout. A ghost who trained in silence. To Raifu, every punch, every breath, every stance was sacred. When death finds him, it’s not an end—it’s his entrance to a new realm. A slave world. A place where people are born as Alcries—beings bound to one stat, one fate, and one master. But Raifu is not bound. Each combo he performs sends ripples through reality. Every strike bends the laws of space and time. He’s the first Skillweaver—combat as code, rhythm as rewrite. And the world will either harmonize with him… Or be shattered by the beat!

The entrance of the Europeans into Africa brought more doom than the camouflaged religion we have today.Nigeria today have been plunged into a religious crisis that keep growing on yearly basis whose origin can be traced back to the days of Christ.the Pharisees and the chief priests who masterminded the death of Christ never stopped after discovering the truth that Christ is who he said he was,did every thing possible to seal this revelation to the Jews then and Christains now.corrupting the church of God which disbanded and killing the knight templers who were the custodians of the truth but for the escape of one who ran into Nigeria carrying along with him the truth that must be preserved for the right time.the armies of the old religion has been spread across every possible area,in the government,church and businesses all to track down the last knight templer whose death will not only seal the truth but annihilate christianity as we know it today.

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!