poo poo and wee wee

Disfigured head protagonist deals with normal experiences in their normal life.

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short horror stories

A girl, born into a city with no name, lives after two historical Vampire Wars. Vampires control Asia, Europe, and most of the African Continent. This city is special, since no outsiders (vampires or humans alike) know who runs this city, other than by name the Elders. She is a vampire, who has been trained as an assassin and made into more, but her world is turned upside down when a rebel coven plans to overthrow the Elders. With the girl being monitored by both the Elders and the rebellion, who can she trust and what can she do?

Poopoo Peepee Man > Peepee Poopoo Man > Shitshit Pisspiss Man. Trust me on this one. You've never seen a romance story like this one. Or maybe you have? I'm back baby! I may have taken a 4 month hiatus, but I'm back after some encouragement!

Picture this: The Peepee Poopoo Man, but like 100000% more EPIC

Book publisher Luke Masterson runs a carpool but on one August morning, things aren’t going as smoothly as he wants. His best friend and carpool buddy Perrin Lerue sleeps in, something he never does. Once Luke wakes the handsome accountant, they pick up the third member of their carpool, the sexy and alluring stud, Billy "Box" Boxford, a relationship counselor for gay men.<br><br>The problem at hand, though, is that Luke has secretly fallen in love with Perrin, but his friend is oblivious. Every morning and evening when they ride together, Luke can't get the accountant out of his head ... or his heart.<br><br>Will today's drive be different than any other? Will Luke pine for Perrin forever? Or will Perrin see the light at the end the tunnel and admit he likes Luke, as well?

Kevin's had the hots for Danny from the start of the semester. They live on the same floor in their college dormitory, and Danny's flamboyant manner excites the sedate Kevin. When it finally looks like they're going to hook up, though, Danny disappears, leaving Kevin hurt and wondering what it was he said or did to chase him away.<br><br>Then Danny shows up at the school pool, where Kevin works as a lifeguard. He seems interested enough, but Kevin's been there, done that. What can Danny possibly do to convince Kevin he's interested?