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HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....

Three days to Christmas, Adaora, Nigerian billionaire business woman grudgingly leaves for America to attend a destination wedding. There, she meets Kelvin Hathaway, a broken British-American and the two journey through friendship and love, emotional healing and a whirlwind romance. But there is little time by their side due to their geographical locations. What happens at the end of the three days when they have to face reality; separation, or working of another kind of permanent deal? SHE'S THE GRINCH, AND A LITTLE BIT OF AN EBENEZAR SCROOGE. HE'S THE ONE WHO DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS THIS TIME, SINCE THE MUSIC HAS COME TO REMIND HIM OF HIS LOSS AND PAINS. BUT WITH ONE BEAUTIFUL ENCOUNTER, THE GRINCH COULD HEAL HIM, AND HE COULD TEACH HER, WHAT THE SEASON MIGHT JUST MEAN TO THEM. IT IS SIZZLING HOT ROMANCE, IT IS BEAUTY TO THE SOUL,IT IS CHILD-LIKE HAPPINESS. IT IS LOVE.

Kiara Suyama, nicknamed the jack of all sports, was a prodigy among prodigies. She could play any sport as if she played it all her life, having little to no difficulty mastering each one in a matter of months. She rose to the top receiving numerous offers around the world to have her participate on their competitive sport teams, becoming the most valuable and most sought-after sport mercenary in history. She won more Olympic medals than the last 4 people combined, and beat every single record in every sport she participated in. She created new game-changing skills in sports creating a new era for them, she was famous, rich, beautiful, and…. Lonely. Death was never on her agenda, she lived to play with the thrill of a ball and the cheer of a crowd. So why did death come now? She died at the age of 42 Follow Kiara as she lives a new life, a life that she never had the opportunity to have. Would she try to surpass her previous life and become a star? Or would she live life to the fullest and shed her past Why don't you read and find out ------------------------- Im using the first 15 chapters as a testing ground on how I want to write this, so some chapters are in 1st person or 3rd. but any chapters past that would be solid. ------------------------- Author: I've been reading a while here on web novel, and I never really came across a tomboy type of romance. So I kinda just decided to make my own with a few twists here and there haha. I won't spoil anything but I can give ya a clue, it's kinda like a hard to get with a few… idk where I'm going with this. I do warn you that this novel is still in the planning stage, so each chap might take a while. I do hope you enjoy it. One crucial thing you should keep in mind; on this Earth women can play any sports men can, But men are not allowed to play sports that don't allow women to compete fairly in, this applies to women too. Chapters would be at least 1500 words, and no I didn't accidentally add a 0. -_- ------------------------- Status: ongoing Other works by Author: A romance between two wishes (still kinda making the drafts haha -_-) The art is not mine

Danielle’s life is a mess and everyone knows. The feisty twenty-three-year-old is out on the street, Jobless and all alone. She seeks to find her independence after the loss of her only father figure and her mother’s rejection. But when a secret from two years ago threatens her perceptions of who she was and her origins, she must fight her addictions as well as shattered emotional state to find out what happened two years ago and why her family is hell-bent on keeping it from her. The worst part is — She has to deal with the Arrogant and self-centered lawyer that just seems to be re-appearing in her life over and over again. Can Danielle put her life back together and maybe find love before it’s too late? Or will the secret destroy her first?

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