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Dillon, a captain at Eastern Airline and her to the Alba Consortium Group, was involved in a collision and was inflicted with amnesia. He only remembered Wendy, who, in her desperation to rescue him, died in the process. She was abandoned by a mean family. Later, she was inexplicably revived but suffered from a compulsion to die if Dillon did so. To save herself, Wendy became attached to Dillon! Debutantes cried and wailed: “Dillon wasn’t fool, but how could he have been taken in by that harlot?”At the same time, a thought come from dark is approaching: “Why don’t I take her back to my place and show her the same kindness?”…

Dongfang Feifei, the best actress of the Golden Tiger Award, is well-known for her beauty and love experience with playboys. But she goes back to her 17 after her rebirth. And she has to get into the Ivy league to avoid being killed. But in face of this situation, Dongfang Feifei shouts:" Gosh!" I'm not well-educated. How can I possibly make it?"

"By how can you give me up?" #Boss&Queen #Avenge #2020 Female Lead TOP 3 【Update: Mon Thu】"How perverted is Si Ye Han's taste? He still wants me like this?” Waking up, she looked at her reflection in the mirror: explosive wig, tattoos, and demon-like makeup. Any normal person’s eyes would burn if they looked at her for more than a second. Before her rebirth, she was in love with a different guy, so all she wanted to do was escape from Si Ye Han and hated him to his core after being locked up by him. After her rebirth, she looked differently at him, thinking that maybe he changed for the better? In the past, her mind was muddled. She let go of a stunning husband, was hurt by a scumbag and backstabber and most of all, was brainwashed by her most trusted friend. In the end, she was utterly alone. In her current lifetime, there are evil people scheming and eagerly waiting for her downfall. Sorry, but this girl won't fall for the same tricks twice!

Experience the job as a driver and gain the reward of a Pagani. Experience the job as a university teacher and gain the reward of ten buildings. Experience the job as a landlord and gain 160 million dollars. Experience… This story is also called Why Are the People Who Like Me So Nice, Urban Beauties, and I Am Tired of Being Rich.

Born in a stone, I was treated as a little monster. When I‘ve grown up, I fulfilled my master’s wish – to marry into my wife’s family. From then on, I got a nickname “kept man”. However, nobody knows that I am the most extraordinary swordsman in the world. I don’t care whether they call me monster or Zhui Xu(son-in-law living in the home of his wife’s parents). Just wait and see how I conquer the world!

Zheng Hui, Zhou Peng, Wu Yi, and Wang Ming always play Mahjong together in a Mahjong Parlor in City A. However, the mysterious death of He Xiaoai, Zheng Hui's wife, makes these four people murder suspects. After knowing that the true murderer has the power of invisibility, they have no choice but to kill each other! At the same time, more innocent victims show up...

Welcome to Night Bookstore, a bookstore at midnight.

To cohabit with a male immortal (god) and serve as his cook for survival?!

Usually, people become a hero after they travel through time. That didn't happen to me. I was abducted by a goddam system, and now I'm a puny monk in the world of "Journey to the Evil Land". And that isn't the worst part. The system is basically retarded, my disciples are rebellious, and I've got a bunch of deities trying to hunt me down. But that's okay. What of it? After all, I am the mightiest monk—Tang Xuanzang!

Dia adalah seseorang dari klan tersembunyi, ahli dalam voodoo medis dan pembunuhan, dianggap sebagai bakat sesat di mata dunia. Setelah kematian yang tidak disengaja, dia terlahir kembali sebagai seorang gadis yang cacat. Identitasnya pun berubah. Dia kembali ke keluarga putus asa. Identitas bisa ditinggalkan, keluarga bisa menyerah, tetapi jika tidak membalas dendam, apakah ia layak dikatakan sebagai seseorang yang berbakat? Lihat bagaimana dia pergi ke dunia dengan membawa pedang dan menantang dunia!