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Bayi terlantar Wang Xiaoshuai diadopsi oleh bandit tua sejak usia dini. Ketika dia tumbuh dewasa, dia menjadi penduduk desa terkemuka di Desa Wanmin, memimpin para penduduk desa menuju kekayaan dan kemakmuran, menempa kehidupan yang legendaris!

Saya adalah seorang jenius di Bidang Bumi. Saya adalah seorang cacat di Bidang Spiritual. Saya telah mati di Bidang Awan. Setelah mengalami kematian dalam bentuk bersin naga, saya menemukan diri saya kembali di kamar saya di Bidang Bumi di mana saya adalah seorang jenius. Saya terlalu fokus pada pelatihan diri di kehidupan masa lalu. Sekarang setelah diberi kesempatan kedua, saya harus menikmati hidup saya sepenuhnya! Daripada mengurung diri di kamar untuk berlatih, lebih baik menerima beberapa murid agar mereka dapat membantu merawat saya! Hidup mudah adalah hidup terbaik! Tingkatan lain menyebalkan, saya akan bersantai saja di sini! Yang perlu saya lakukan hanyalah mengajar murid-murid tersayang saya tentang hal-hal yang telah saya pelajari sementara mereka merawat saya! Hah? Apa maksudmu salah satu muridku menghancurkan Sekte Iblis Jahat tadi malam? Tidakkah kau lihat dia sedang memijat bahuku sekarang? Tidak mungkin muridku bisa memusnahkan Keluarga Xi yang sangat kuat, tidakkah kau lihat dia dengan patuh menuangkan teh untukku di sana? Kau pasti berhalusinasi bahkan menyarankan muridku bisa meratakan Pegunungan Kematian yang tidak bisa dilewati, lihat saja betapa imutnya dia tertidur di bawah pohon sakura. Apa maksudmu murid-murid imutku adalah Yandere? *** Catatan: Cerita Sampingan dalam "Cerita Sampingan Murid (Yandere) Imutku" Jika Anda di sini untuk tag R18 yang mengharapkan adegan dewasa, ketahuilah bahwa ini adalah keputusan yang saya buat cukup terlambat dalam menulis cerita ini sehingga adegan-adegan tersebut baru muncul sangat terlambat dalam cerita. Satu atau lebih murid mungkin memiliki atau tidak memiliki latar belakang tragis (tergantung pada pendapat pribadi) yang mungkin atau tidak mungkin menyinggung/mengganggu beberapa pembaca (tergantung pada pendapat pribadi/ketahanan mental/keterbukaan pikiran/moralitas/orientasi seksual/pengetahuan dunia nyata/agenda politik/reaksi jika seseorang memberimu lemon/pandangan tentang apakah Bumi itu datar atau bulat, yang secara pribadi saya pikir bukan keduanya dan sebenarnya adalah donat nom nom nom) yang mungkin atau tidak mungkin mempengaruhi sisa cerita secara signifikan. Anggap dirimu telah diperingatkan secukupnya. Cerita terinspirasi dari "Murid-murid perempuanku menakutkan" oleh feeling_tired Sampul dibuat oleh Lumi yang sangat keren! Belikan saya teh (karena saya lebih suka teh daripada kopi): https://ko-fi.com/draekai Anda dapat bergabung dengan discord kami melalui tautan ini: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

The last Taotie in the world, Qin Yun— Due to getting drunk and flirting with the Pixiu Pei Yan at a banquet in the Heavenly Court, she was sent to the Lower Realm by the Jade Emperor as punishment for disrupting the feast. She turned from a noble little Taotie in Heaven into a cannon fodder female supporting character in the Mortal World... During a reality show, while other artists were seriously completing tasks, Qin Yun ate her way through the entire program, turning herself into a program anomaly. When filming a drama, she ate all the props from the crew, was chased by the director to compensate, and when she opened her small mouth, claiming that our drama will be a hit, and it indeed became a massive success. She became known in the circle as having a 'Golden Mouth, Saying Jade'. Every day her assistant reminded her to eat less, that gaining weight wouldn't look good on camera. Qin Yun turned around and started a live broadcast, activating eatcasting mode, and was even invited to participate in food programs? The most infuriating thing was, while other celebrities starved themselves to dream of eating meat to lose weight, Qin Yun never gained weight no matter how much she ate! She munched her way from being an obscure black-listed artist to the top tier. One day, the head of the Tang Family happened to see her eating broadcast video, recognizing her as his biological daughter. After verification, the entire Tang Family came to acknowledge her, wishing they could compensate her for all the twenty years of neglect. Later, Qin Yun was photographed staying overnight at Pei Yan's house, suspected of making their relationship public. The entire Tang Family appeared to refute the rumors: "All rumors!" While everyone was shocked by Qin Yun's identity, a diligent fan also discovered from a live broadcast that in the glass behind Qin Yun, there was a person sitting not far away working, eventually verified to be the movie emperor Pei Yan. Pei Yan: @Qin Yun Let me introduce, this is my wife. Qin Yun: @Pei Yan This is my caretaker.

[Interstellar + Few Females, Many Males + Cultural Importer] In a dazzling, decadent bar, Jiang Qin's performance of "As Wished" directly purified 2% of the males' pollution. In an Interstellar era where Calming Power is paramount, she single-handedly caused the run-down little bar where she worked to skyrocket to fame. The Imperial Royal Family, the Federation's richest man, top students from military academies, research geniuses, and other high-quality males also flocked to see her. Even the girls, who were also females, went crazy for her songs. Just when everyone thought she was merely a female whose singing was particularly soul-stirring. She went onto the battlefield, holding a pipa. A powerful and resonant performance of "Ambush from All Sides" directly caused the males to enter a frenzied state on the spot, all while maintaining their sanity. Now, even if the Federation officials wanted to hide her away, the major powers were no longer willing to back down, each offering exceptional terms to poach her. The entire Interstellar space was swept by a storm named Jiang Qin. And the Jiang Family, who had once abandoned their biological daughter for their adopted one, was filled with endless regret. 1V_N or No CP

The fake heiress was sent back to the slums. Her biological father was addicted to alcohol, her biological mother was addicted to gambling, and her biological younger brother dropped out of school at a young age due to an obsession with gaming. Sang Ning brought her whole messed-up family onto a variety show. The real heiress's family showcased a tear-jerking, heartwarming picture, while her family was staging daily dramatic soap operas. On the day before the variety show recording, Sang Ning's biological mom openly flirted with a young male idol. Her younger brother mocked their biological father for being old and unattractive, claiming he deserved to be abandoned. In a fit of rage, her father smashed his brother’s headphones. Brother: "Damn it, I spent a whole month collecting trash to afford these!" And thus, the whole family ended up fighting. When the show officially started recording, Sang Ning's father took the top male star’s father to a villager’s house to freeload some alcohol, drinking to intoxication. Sang Ning's mother dragged a popular idol’s grandmother to a mahjong table, losing even her underwear. Sang Ning's brother pointed at her nose and cursed, "I’d rather jump off a cliff than keep studying!" Later, at Sang Ning’s wedding to a business mogul, the sharp-eyed reporters noticed something unusual about the Sang Family members. Mr. Sang had become an intangible cultural heritage master in woodworking industry. Mrs. Sang had won the championship in the latest Chef Showdown. Wasn’t Sang Ning’s younger brother this year’s provincial science champion? When asked about the secret to their turnaround, the Sang Family all looked simultaneously at the radiant bride on stage, their hearts filled with mixed emotions... Perhaps the only thing standing between failure and success is having a crazy genius like Sang Ning. [1v1 exclusive romance + quirky characters + brainless, overpowered story]

After an unexpected awakening, Naomi Kenway discovered she was the villainous supporting female character in a book. She took her son to participate in a parent-child variety show, only to become the heroine's complete foil. The heroine, a hardworking and kind stepmother in a wealthy family, became an internet sensation with her close partnership with her stepson. Meanwhile, Naomi Kenway was lazy and selfish. Not only did she neglect her child, leaving him unkempt, but she was also doxxed by the entire internet for casually hitting and scolding him, earning the title of "the most malicious mother in history." After the variety show ended, Naomi Kenway was forced to divorce her wealthy husband and ended up living under a bridge. Her own son, due to childhood trauma, developed depression and committed suicide by jumping off a building in the prime of his life at eighteen. To prevent this tragedy from happening, she decided to strive desperately to be a good mother. During the recording of "My Super Mom": In a cooking competition, while everyone praised the heroine's delicious braised pork, Naomi Kenway glanced at it and calmly said, "Excessive fat intake is not good for a child's digestion." She then handed her son a nutritious meal, perfect in color, aroma, and taste, that she had practiced making for days. In a boating competition, the heroine took beautiful selfies with her stepson and posted them on Weibo. Naomi Kenway, because her son mentioned wanting to eat seafood, spent the entire afternoon diving into the sea to catch some. ... Some netizens questioned that Naomi Kenway was putting on too much of a show, using her son as a pitiable tool to build up her persona. But they were soon countered by the "pitiable tool" himself: "My mom is the best mom in the world!" Only then did the netizens realize that the introverted and sensitive little boy had gradually become cheerful and lively. Regarding Naomi Kenway's transformation, the other guests complained endlessly. They had originally come to enjoy life, but now they had to wake up at five every morning to cook for their children, or else they would be unfavorably compared to her by netizens. In response, the guests all shouted at Naomi Kenway: "Please stop being so competitive!"

To win a grand prize of five million, Chen Xixi signed up for a variety show called 'Saving Battle'. As the show began, other guests were scrimping and saving by eating the cheapest instant noodles or even starving. But Chen Xixi got a pound of eggs for free during a pharmacy event and even managed to score ten free lunches! The internet exclaimed: This lady really knows how to freeload! While other participants were too thrifty to buy cosmetics, Chen Xixi managed to have makeup without spending a dime. The internet responded: When it comes to saving money by freeloading, Chen Xixi is the master! Other guests obsessed over how to spend their money most effectively, meanwhile Chen Xixi was leisurely enjoying free afternoon tea! The internet complained: Darn it! Chen Xixi's not spending a cent, yet lives better than all of us! To save money, the other guests decided to beg at the train station. In contrast, Chen Xixi became a middleman and made a profit! In the end, all the guests were shocked by Chen Xixi's bank balance: Damn it! Not only does she freeload and pinch pennies, but how on earth is her money multiplying?! ... Every time Chen Xixi freeloading, she found herself reluctantly signing up for memberships that not only led to an onslaught of spam messages and calls but also posed a risk of personal information leakage. Then she thought of the spam text that was blocked by the anti-fraud app, why not leave the scammer's number active! ... At Zhongjing Group. Zhou Jingyuan was silently suffering from the barrage of spam texts and nuisance calls every day. ... Later on, Zhou Jingyuan's nephew pointed at the woman on the computer screen, saying: 'Uncle, this is your future niece-in-law.' Zhou Jingyuan replied: 'That's your aunt.' !

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[Interstellar + Sedikit Perempuan, Banyak Laki-laki + Pengimpor Budaya] Di sebuah bar yang mewah dan gemerlap, pertunjukan Jiang Qin yang menyanyikan "Seperti yang Diinginkan" secara langsung memurnikan 2% polusi para laki-laki. Dalam era Antarbintang di mana Kekuatan Menenangkan sangat penting, dia seorang diri menyebabkan bar kecil yang bobrok tempat dia bekerja melambung terkenal. Keluarga Kerajaan Kekaisaran, pria terkaya Federasi, mahasiswa terbaik dari akademi militer, para jenius penelitian, dan laki-laki berkualitas tinggi lainnya juga berbondong-bondong untuk melihatnya. Bahkan para gadis, yang juga perempuan, tergila-gila pada lagu-lagunya. Ketika semua orang mengira dia hanyalah seorang perempuan yang nyanyiannya sangat menggetarkan jiwa. Dia pergi ke medan perang, memegang pipa. Penampilan yang kuat dan bergema dari "Ambush from All Sides" secara langsung menyebabkan para laki-laki memasuki keadaan gila di tempat, sambil tetap mempertahankan kewarasan mereka. Sekarang, bahkan jika pejabat Federasi ingin menyembunyikannya, kekuatan besar tidak lagi bersedia mundur, masing-masing menawarkan persyaratan luar biasa untuk merekrutnya. Seluruh ruang Interstellar tersapu oleh badai bernama Jiang Qin. Dan Keluarga Jiang, yang pernah meninggalkan putri kandung mereka demi anak angkat mereka, dipenuhi dengan penyesalan tak berujung. 1V_N atau No CP

Nach einem unerwarteten Erwachen entdeckte Naomi Kenway, dass sie die böse weibliche Nebenrolle in einem Buch war. Sie nahm mit ihrem Sohn an einer Eltern-Kind-Realityshow teil, nur um zur kompletten Kontrastfigur der Heldin zu werden. Die Heldin, eine fleißige und gütige Stiefmutter in einer wohlhabenden Familie, wurde durch ihre enge Beziehung zu ihrem Stiefsohn zu einer Internetsensation. Währenddessen war Naomi Kenway faul und egoistisch. Sie vernachlässigte nicht nur ihr Kind und ließ es verwahrlosen, sondern wurde auch vom ganzen Internet gedoxxt, weil sie es wie beiläufig schlug und beschimpfte, und erhielt dafür den Titel „die bösartigste Mutter der Geschichte“. Nach dem Ende der Realityshow wurde Naomi Kenway zur Scheidung von ihrem wohlhabenden Ehemann gezwungen und landete schließlich unter einer Brücke. Ihr eigener Sohn entwickelte aufgrund eines Kindheitstraumas Depressionen und beging im besten Alter von achtzehn Jahren Selbstmord, indem er von einem Gebäude sprang. Um zu verhindern, dass diese Tragödie geschieht, beschloss sie, mit aller Kraft zu versuchen, eine gute Mutter zu sein. Während der Aufzeichnung von „Meine Super Mutter“: Bei einem Kochwettbewerb, während alle das köstliche geschmorte Schweinefleisch der Heldin lobten, warf Naomi Kenway einen Blick darauf und sagte ruhig: „Eine übermäßige Fettaufnahme ist nicht gut für die Verdauung eines Kindes.“ Dann reichte sie ihrem Sohn eine nahrhafte Mahlzeit, perfekt in Farbe, Aroma und Geschmack, deren Zubereitung sie tagelang geübt hatte. Bei einem Bootswettbewerb machte die Heldin wunderschöne Selfies mit ihrem Stiefsohn und postete sie auf Weibo. Naomi Kenway hingegen verbrachte den ganzen Nachmittag damit, ins Meer zu tauchen, um Meeresfrüchte zu fangen, weil ihr Sohn erwähnt hatte, dass er welche essen wollte. ... Einige Netizens stellten infrage, dass Naomi Kenway eine zu große Show abzog und ihren Sohn als bemitleidenswertes Werkzeug benutzte, um ihr Image aufzubauen. Aber ihnen wurde bald vom „bemitleidenswerten Werkzeug“ selbst widersprochen: „Meine Mama ist die beste Mama der Welt!“ Erst da merkten die Netizens, dass der introvertierte und sensible kleine Junge allmählich fröhlich und lebhaft geworden war. Über Naomi Kenways Verwandlung beschwerten sich die anderen Gäste unaufhörlich. Sie waren ursprünglich gekommen, um das Leben zu genießen, aber jetzt mussten sie jeden Morgen um fünf Uhr aufwachen, um für ihre Kinder zu kochen, da sie sonst von den Netizens ungünstig mit ihr verglichen würden. Daraufhin riefen alle Gäste Naomi Kenway zu: „Hör bitte auf, so ehrgeizig zu sein!“