Chapter 1: Navi?...............No, it's Navel! What the f*ck is that !?
I'm Shinichi Kyoujiro nicknamed as Kyou*, 29 year's old Virgin. "Right stop there, I know it! DON'T DISS ME MORE!! Sigh* just a year more I could become an Archmage with my Mage tower. And get some slaves and meat fleshlight, that's life."
He was an unemployed NEET now. Just because a employee wanted to prank on him with boss. He got fired while the female employee got reprimanded for a week. "Dynamite!!!" He yelled. {A/N : Damn it!, He just wanted to blow the world.}
Such type of bad luck has been following him since childhood. Like he would be left behind during school picnics or how his parents use to forget him while traveling.
Later he found that he was an Orphan and those step-father & step-mother were using his inheritance money from his real parents who were already dead. The reason they left him was because they had already finished the inheritance money.
Even how much handsome he was, there was thing called status he lacked. Because of that he didn't get any bitches.🥲 Cuz the fresh women would search for better status men while the, Bitches who have scars no one cares about them and they become more suspicious which would later become a halt in relationship.
So to escape the reality, he booked a soundproof room and buy some hardcore hentai as they were the only cheap things he could buy in his last days. He just wanted to beat his meat because of so much stress.
You can guess, he was already a gone case. He checked the remote before activating the TV. He was just connecting the Pen-drive.🥲
When a strange ball of light jumped from inside the TV.
Dhoom* Dhab* Tap* Tap* Tap* The mysterious ball got rebounded with the wall before bouncing over the room and finally got near Kyou.
"The fuck is this round-ish ball and why does this damn thing has wings. It would be better if it was Sadako-chan, I just have got a personal coochie for my self and happily died after doing the deed. Tch my luck....has gone so shit that, it doesn't even let me wank now." Kyou commented on his luck before grabbing the strange ball.
"Tch, this is too big*. Sigh* I can't even sell it to that Nympho in that park, even though she has got some strange kinks but she can't use this for her anal beads." He remembered about that Nympho in park who could take anything in her hole. She even got so many followers in her Instagram because of her side ID in onlyfans. Yeah her ID was something..... right! 'Versatile Hole' girl.
Sigh, the world has become so modern they could sell their nudes for money.... I don't even have money for Markiplier Onlyfans Subscription.⊙﹏⊙
Tink* Tink* Tink* He tried to flick the strange ball as he saw that it appeared out of TV which was almost fictional. Or it was an prank, cuz his luck was too shit to even imagine.
Calibration-------$-------Insta£ing-------B1nding to ne4rby H0st-------XXX-------Gen7er ch5ck---
----Lu6k per+ect------- I'm cum+++g!!!!!!
"Nani the fuck was tha-" And that was the way I died. "Disclaimer kids, don't try to touch anything you found in nature and especially from Ohio!" I said while pointing to an imaginary camera?
{A/N : The fuck!? He knows!!!!!!}
An eternity after, "Dawg, I died but why ain't I moving from this shit body." He commented on his bad Luck as even the death itself wasn't coming for his soul. He waited, waited and waited ; finally able to watch a scenario which shocked his only soul.
The room owner was his step-father. Who came inside to take the hentai Pendrive for reselling. (Bro was too poor at childhood that he patched his pants with his penis.)
This was the last scene I saw before I found myself in dark purgatory or something. As I thought, for people who have nill* luck must have a different place for their souls. As I found nothing..... nothing like lines going for reincarnation cycle in those Manhua or webnovels. W-was t-that all hoax, even at afterlife I was got trolled.
"Fukkou da mooooooooo!"
"Don't worry, because I'm here!!!!!!!!!" The ball which caused his misery at the end of his life appeared. "You-you-you fuck!… can you become my fleshlight so that I can jerk of on you!!" Kyou said to the strange object as he wanted to let out some steam.
"Hah* hah hah*(heavy breathing) W-was that a proposal?! Yo-you know I like it!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehehehehehehe!!!" She said while chuckling at end.
"Oh, fuck I summoned a Demon, forgive me me lord, cuz I gonna do a sin. Now show me your charging point!!!😈" He said while smirking and caressed the strange object.
"Wait wait wait we will do that after I got some more functions, cuz I still ain't got any hole yet." She said in somber tone as if expecting we could have really done it.
"Anyways, so are you grim reaper? Who came for my soul at that room?" He asked changing the topic.
"Huh, those are just firewalls, I can easily bypass them. Anyways I should tell you my speciality as I have bound to you my Host, Mah..... M-a-s-t-e-r🤤" She said with a sultry voice.
"My name's Navi or Navel, you can call me anything as there's no variant of myself. I'm the existence which has no variants in multiverse cuz I have taken all of my varient power's and become strong I guess hehe..." She said while making his mind blown as this high level information wasn't his cup of tea.
"Sorry for that, basically I'm too sneaky to do anything in multiverse. But I had this ball type body which prevented me for enjoying the fun, so I decided what will happen I soul bound with someone with LUCK negative. And guess what you don't want to hear the outcome. Now your's luck is zero. It can be increased now." She said while smiling.
"Fuck where's my credit card, dub* dub* dub* dub* (credit card banging noise) I wanna buy that shiet!!" He said while taking out his balance zero credit cards.
"Mehh, you don't need to show your misfortune. Cuz from now on, we gonna f*ck some bitches!" She said while cutting a hole in that dark space like a kid taking out his imaginary Sword.
Then we both disappeared....
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