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I Wore a Black Hoodie to School, and You Can Too

[NOBODY GETS ME, I'M JUST A LONE GENIUS IN THIS WORLD OF NORMIES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL GET MY TRUSTY IBM COMPUTER OUT AND TYPE OUT A REALLY SNARKY PARODY AND NO ONE WILL EVER MESS WITH ME AGAIN. JUST WATCH ME. HNNRRRGGGGGGG. I'M S E E T H I N G WITH RAGE]

[Could you imagine making a meta, ironic chapter on a meta and ironic series? I know right, it sounds really dumb and edgy. Like, dude, who would even bother to do this?]

[IT'S NOT A PHASE MUM, I'M DOING THIS TO SHOW OFF MY 100% ORIGINAL VOICE, AND IF ANYBODY SAYS ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ME, I'LL

I'LL

I'LL

REPORT YOU TO MY MOTHER

SHE OWNS WEBNOVEL !!!1111!!!!!11]

[But like, seriously, who even does this sort of thing. I mean, is it even funny anymore? Sure, sure, it's a 'long' and 'time-honoured' tradition of shitposting, following the likes of Robot Chicken and Pop Team Epic, but seriously. Who has the patience for this stuff? What, with the same twelvie hah hah OP said penis hah joke, or the hah hah OP made a joke about OPness haha pness haha jokes. Do people even enjoy these?]

[IT'S ALL TRASH. I DUN CARE IF HE HAS BIG MUSSCCLES AND AND HE'S REALLY TOUGH AND HE PUNCHES HOLES THROUGH THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME WITH THE POWER OF THE FIRE NATION. I'M THE ONLY ORIGINAL ONE HERE. FRICK YOU AND YOUR FRICKING FRICKED FRICKS WITH YOUR FRICKING CHOINESE NAMES AND YOUR FRICKING FRICKED WORD COUNTS]

[Honestly, it's like. Do I even have a point? Or am I just trying to shove shit down your throat, and pretend that it's shittiness is all done ironically? Seriously "hurr, durr, this particular genre has a super cool MC, and my pp smol, E X T R E M E N E R D R A G E."]

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT I DO IS ART, BECAUSE I'M ARTISTIC. NOTIIIICE ME]

[Or like "I can't write for shit meself, so I'm gonna do a totally ironic unironic ironic unironic ironic unironic parody critique of other genres." Like, damn, this is edgy.]

[I'M A CIRCLE MUUUM, MY EDGE MAAAAKES ME A CIIIIIRCLE]


NIUr NIUr

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

THESE WOUNDS WILL NEVER HEAL

I THINK THEY MIGHT GET INFECTED

I'M TOO POVO FOR ALCOHOL SWABS

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

THESE WOUNDS WILL NEVER HEAL

FUCK, I THINK I OD'ED ON PANADOL

HOW THE HECC DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN?

I HAVE NO IDEA

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