Chapter 3: Update 0.1 -> 0.3
In the Spirit Plane, a plain 2 floors house was built in the middle of nowhere.
Inside the house, an innumerable number of odd artifacts from different Planes were stored in a disorganized manner, varying from legendary swords that could slain dragons, to the most advanced computers that used to govern a whole civilization, anything could be found if one dig deep enough in the piles of rumble thrown around all over the house.
In that house lived one of the most bored and annoying Gods of all times, the self titled All Mighty God Seink!
(One more bad word about me or my house and you can forget about being the narrator! After billions of years, one's memory is not the same! This is true even for Gods!)
After taking the soul of Guin Pig from his body, leaving a dummy so the body didn't die, the All Mighty God Seink deposited the poor soul in the Soul Manipulation Machine.
(All right, we got 20 minutes! ....where did I put that list again?)
Searching in vain through his clothes, the All Mighty God Seink seems to have forgotten that he left the notebook on the Physical World because it was a hassle to carry it around while both his hands were already occupied carrying the unconscious soul.
(Hey! I could have put it in my pocket!)
But his clothes had no pocket!
(...Oh! yeah, lets add it to the list!)
Not noticing that he had already wasted 5 precious minutes, the All Mighty God Seink conjured a now notebook and wrote a memo to add pocket to his clothes.
(Ok! Ok! I will start now! Damn youngsters, always in a hurry!)
[Soul Manipulation System v7.58d started!]
[Please give out your instructions.]
(Hmm...lets start adding the Talents Screen!)
[Installing Talents Screen...]
[Progress 10%, Time remaining: 30s]
[Progress 25%, Time remaining: 25s]
[Progress 40%, Time remaining: 20s]
[Progress 55%, Time remaining: 15s]
[Progress 70%, Time remaining: 10s]
[Progress 85%, Time remaining: 5s]
[Progress 99%, Time remaining: 1s]
[Progress 99%, Time remaining: 15s]
[Progress 99%, Time remaining: 60s]
[Progress 99%, Time remaining: 120s]
(Damn! Why does the last 1% takes longer than the other 99!?!?)
Yeah, not even the All Mighty God Seink knows....
[Installation Completed!]
(Finally! Less than 10 minutes left, should we install the extra languages or skills? ... both are quite big, I'm not sure either will finish on time.... decision decision... Hey! what do you think?)
The All Mighty God Seink questioned the void in search for an answer, still how could that which doesn't have form answer his prays? And yet the clock was merciless, ticking on every second to announce the arrival of the end.
(Damn! Stop wasting time and help me here!)
As All Mighty God Seink despaired, he finally remembered a light weight version of a automatic translator--
(Whatever! That will have to do it! We will fix it latter when we got time!)
[Installing....Complete!]
(Good, he will wake up soon, time to take his soul back)
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Guin woke up in a unknown room. Before he had the time to look around and acknowledge his surroundings the familiar computer letters appeared before his vision again.
[System Update Complete!]
[Welcome to Strongest System [Alpha] 0.3]
[Read patch log?]
[Yes/No]
Feeling a lesser pain in the back of his head, Guin answer with difficulty:
"...No, I will look at it latter."
As he said those words, two small half transparent text areas appeared in the lower part of the virtual screen. On the left area the words appeared just as he said it and on the right area random symbols appeared.
"No way...Koogle Translator!?"
As he was recovering from his surprise, the door is abruptly opened and a huge everlasting recruit appears.
"#$%! %*&¨(*¨($$%&#?"
Looking at the right area being automatically filled, and on the left area the translation appearing simultaneously:
"Big Bro! You all right?"
Yes, it seems like it was truly Koogle Translator!
CREATORS' THOUGHTS 
Seink
Seink I changed the name of the Translator due to copyright matters. Its not like anyone came to me, its just to remain safe XD Better safe than sorry, right? ;p
Though I really doubt they would see it as a problem as what Im doing here is almost a free promotion of the tool XD
Anyway, my TODO list is empty so I had time to write today, you can thank my boss for that, or maybe don't because as soon as he hear it I will be loaded again ;p
See you next time.
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