Chapter 3: The Jade Scorpion Method
There would be a few reasons Alec would eat a planet, but none of them were girls.
He had never been with a girl before, and the one reason he wouldn't eat a planet was because of one.
In fact, he kept having this crazy feeling someone would kill his first girlfriend, and it would ruin this entire story! He'd have to eat the man who did it, and then crucify his entire family!
However, he wasn't the fourth wall type, and the chances of that happening were slim. So, he just hoped for a harem, and looked down at the paper in his hands and sighed.
"Today… you will be the first person to be beaten by the teacher…"
Alec scratched his head unaware that this was a school that specialized in body cultivation. The teacher gave him a talisman to hold and smiled.
The next thing he know he was on the floor and the entire class was beating him with a bat.
It apparently was an unusual practice for someone to be chosen on their first day. However, the teacher jiggled her cleavage anyway trying to beat the shit out of Alec.
This procedure required a talisman to convert energy into cultivation and sometimes could take hours. The velocity of the attacks was converted into external Qi, and the talisman would explode when the beating was complete.
This was one page of the Body Cultivation talisman art, the steel dummy method, and Alec received his first page!
Usually, the students would have to earn points to be beaten, but Alec was taking it like a champ.
Nonetheless, after twenty minutes of fierce attacking, the students backed away mesmerized.
"He… he doesn't even have a bruise… We haven't even dented the talisman…"
"Teacher, perhaps he has a blood line?"
The teacher shook her head… "He's too young to have awakened… Hmmm, we should use swords?"
"No… if we use swords, he could get hurt!" The girl named Merra worried. She was sitting next to Alec a moment ago, and then with a smile she slammed a bat into his head.
"Uhm…. I-I think you are all lovely people, but this isn't a body that is normal… I happened to have been practicing the jade scorpion method since I was five years old, If you really want me to learn a new art, how about you teach me something else?"
The students had never heard of this jade scorpion method, either did Alec, and the teacher sighed before her body started glowing.
"…Ah… so I don't have to hold back then… WITNESS THE POWER OF THE GOLDEN CORE STAGE!"
"Heh… no thank you… even if you were a god… this would be useless." He got up and dusted off his shirt. However, the next moment he was against the wall and thousands of fists bulleted against his body.
This was quite a fierce beating, and the students sat down witnessing the talisman.
"It's… it's still only at 0 percent… What exactly is this jade scorpion method?"
Kev shrugged his shoulders and began telling the class about his new roommate.
They were shocked such a boy was in their school, and the teacher was really giving him a pounding.
Ten minutes later, in her frustration she flew up into the sky and tossed him into the earth.
After this, she finally gave up, and Alec found himself sitting against her lovely bosom.
"I-I think the talisman might be broken… I'm sorry you had to suffer so much on your first day…"
Alec, in the confusion, finally cut himself and put blood all over his body. Once he was out of the hole, the lady placed his head on her bosom.
They were really soft, and the teacher pet his hair.
A few of the boys could only look on with envy. If they had gotten beaten that bad, perhaps they'd be on their teacher's chest, and they could rub up against her in pain like he was doing. He looked quite comfortable, and after ten minutes the teacher could only hug him.
"I-II'm sorry, but this jade scorpion method must conflict with the steel dummy method… In exchange for making you bloody, I will buy you some lunch…"
There were such cultivation methods that interfered with other cultivation methods, and Alec's cultivation method was made up. Hence, it kind of worked out well for him, and he got a date with his hot teacher.
He didn't even know her name yet, but it was a pleasant day to pretend he did.
Regardless, he liked all the girls in his class because they were pretty. They were so beautiful he almost licked the girl who hit him in the head. She would taste good, but what about down there?
Was it wrong that he was thinking about these things?
Her feet definitely would taste good wouldn't' they?
When he was in the ground, the first thing he usually ate was feet, and he'd pull people down and think they were cows. It was unfortunate that the worm had such an appetite, and it still seemed to linger somewhat.
Be that as it may, his teacher finally had to carry him back to the class room, and then a few other students were beaten senselessly before the bell rang.
He, when no one was looking, caused the talisman for the 9th level of the steel dummy method to explode! The students could only wonder how Kev had a breakthrough so fast.
He was knocked out because he didn't tell Alec about this school's crazy method!
Now, though, Merra was looking at him with her head down, and she had something to say.
"I…I'm sorry your beating didn't go well… next time… I'll bring an axe…"
Alec smiled at her thinking this was thoughtful. "Well, thank you I suppose! However, I have to ask you… do people have to get beaten here? Is there any special classes where students aren't beaten?"
Merra put her finger to her chin exposing her lovely, voluptuous body. He had no idea why she was older then the rest of the students. She seemed to be eighteen, and plump as a plum on a beautiful tree.
It was like she was made perfect for the taking! Be that as it may, he had no idea how to talk to girls…
He'd overheard some conversations before he surfaced and ate a few couples. He didn't mean to ruin their dates, but that damn taste, yum!
Regardless, she laughed like he said something funny. What was so funny about asking how not to get beaten?
"Heh… your funny and I like you," Merra said showing her rather forgetful side.
"Occasionally, I forget stuff, and forgot what you said… However, apparently the doctors think it will go away once I find a good gu worm…"
"Anyways, I hope you don't take advantage of me… If you did do something to me, I probably wouldn't remember…"
Alec shook his head. He had no plans to eat her, and even taste her, yet…
Wait, did she just say she wouldn't remember?
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