Chapter 62: The Little Pig Named Oolong
Goku stood outside dressed in girl clothes with his hair covered by a scarf. It was noon and Oolong should be coming soon.
Oolong came in the form of a giant demon and talked with Goku, he thought the 'girl' was scared so he turned into a gentleman.
Bulma saw Oolong's new transformation and got lovestruck.
"Hello! My name is Bulma! I'm 16 years old!" Bulma with her lovestruck face, went outside and introduced herself to Oolong.
*Dong* Goku fell down in shock.
"What's your bust size?" Oolong asked.
"85!" Bulma said proudly and pulled aside her jacked and stuck out her chest.
"Eh... So she react the same way whenever she sees a good looking man...? Although the gentleman looking transformation by Oolong doesn't really look handsome..." Kalan thought.
Goku started peeing on a tree, Oolong surprised by a 'girl' peeing in public checked out what was going on and saw Goku's wiener.
"AAAH! So you're not the girl from yesterday!" Oolong shouted in shock.
"Eh? How could you tell without patting my crotch?" Goku asked surprised.
Oolong angry, transformed into a giant bull to scare Goku.
"Whoops! Whenever I see a nice man I suddenly lose control...!" Bulma said embarrassingly and quickly re-entered the house.
"Oh! What a yummy bull!" Kalan wondered curiously what would happen if he cut off a piece of meat from the bull, would it transform back into a piece of pig meat or stay as bull meat.
"Hey let me cut off a piece of you!" Kalan walked out the house and materialized a giant axe and waved it while asking curiously. Somehow no one asked where the giant axe came from as the people were to preoccupied with Oolong's terrifying appearance.
"Hieee!" Oolong shouted out in fright upon seeing the giant axe as big as a door being waved around effortlessly by Kalan.
"You- You I'll crush you to pieces you puny little human!" Oolong tried acting tough.
"Ah you do look yummy!" Goku agreed and stuck a finger in his mouth and wetting his lips.
"Do you really think you can beat me?" Oolong continued his acting.
Kalan thought it was funny how a little pig was trying to scare him so he 'accidentally' slipped the axe out of his hand.
*Crash* *Bang* *Crack Crack* The axe fell and crashed right next to Oolong in his giant bull form. The ground split apart, a small crater with many cracks appeared.
"Hiiiee! Retreat!" Oolong got scared.
*Poof* He transformed into a bat and took to the sky.
Goku jumped on his cloud and chased Oolong.
"This will take awhile... Let me give him a hand." Kalan said. He knew they would be flying around for a few minutes before Oolong's transformation ended.
Kalan used telekinesis to pick up a piece of stone, put it on his palm facing up. He lightly blew the stone and it flew away faster than a bullet.
*Dong* The stone hit Oolong in his bat form and he was knocked down.
"Wow! That was amazing!" Bulma praised Kalan.
"Wow you knocked him out with a stone from so far!" Goku exclaimed while flying back with a pig boy in his hand. He would have been more amazed if he knew Kalan had simply blown the stone to knock Oolong down.
The villagers were shocked that they had been scared and deceived by a mere little pig.
The tied up Oolong led the party to his house, it was a fancy looking and big manor. The girls he had 'abducted' lived a luxurious life and would every so often order Oolong around.
Some girls were doing fitness workout, other's relaxing and drinking a cocktail and wearing expensive fur coats and sunglasses. They didn't want to return to the village and work hard like a normal village girl.
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Bulma brought Oolong with them and the 4 of them rode across the river on a motorboat. It was cramped with the 4 of them, Kalan did not want to squeeze in the back seat with Oolong and Goku so he sat on the front seat with Bulma sitting shyly on his lap driving the boat. As for why Goku did not give space to the rest and ride his cloud. Goku would not be able to think of taking the initiative to ride on his cloud, since they fit in the boat just nicely. Bulma had easily agreed to sit on Kalan's lap after acting shy for a few moments.
"So why are we taking the river route?" Kalan asked.
"Because I don't have an a helicopter to fly us across the ravines. It's not like we can all fly on Goku's Flying Nimbus." Bulma said. Both Bulma and Oolong could not ride the clouds as they did not have pure hearts. And the cloud was too small to fit the 4 of them, not to mention they did not know Kalan also had a Flying Nimbus.
"How come you can ride the Flying Nimbus even though you groped my breasts..." Bulma grumbled.
"Because they felt good." Kalan said honestly.
"What? You let him grab your breasts???" Oolong shouted enviously and shocked.
"S-Shut up!" Bulma said embarrassed.
"What's wrong with grabbing your breasts, Bulma? I also like to grab my grandpa's balls and pat them, they are soft so I like to use them as pillow when I sleep. I miss sleeping on grandpa's balls." Goku said innocently.
"Ptui! Ptui! You actually grab your grandpa's balls?!?!" Oolong said shocked and spit out in disgusted.
"Oh dear..." Bulma was also shocked.
"Hm... I guess I am pure hearted since I can ride on a Flying Nimbus... I never thought of that. What do you think system?" Kalan thought and asked in his mind.
[Beep! Host is a pure idiot for dying to save a fox on the road.]
"Ugh! But I didn't know I would die! And it just happened automatically. My body acted before I could think..." Kalan felt he got struck hard.
[Beep! But host is still on the borderline of pure hearted. But host need not worry, the Strongest System can bypass the requirement to ride on Flying Nimbus.]
"Why do I feel insulted..." Kalan grumbled.
"Why do I have to come along?" Oolong asked.
"Because your transformation can come in handy." Bulma said.
"But I don't want to follow you guys! Journeys are a pain in the butt!" Oolong complained.
"Ah it's so hot... Maybe I'll sleep in only my underwear tonight..." Bulma said.
"Ah, I guess a trip every now and then isn't too bad." Oolong happily agreed.
"So you are a pervert, eh?" Kalan teased Bulma.
"Ugh, why do you like to bully me all the time." Bulma pouted, she couldn't exactly deny it since she needed to convince Oolong to come along.
"Hey! Leave her alone! So what if she's a pervert! Hehehe, I can help her..." Oolong laughed pervertedly.
"Shut up!" Bulma said angrily.
*Pat Pat Pat* Goku patteed Oolong's crotch.
"What are you doing?! You creep!" Oolong said angrily.
"You're a boy, right?" Goku smiled innocently and said.
"Of course I am! Isn't it obvious?! I love girls, but I hate guys! Don't touch me again!!" Oolong said angrily.
"Hahaha!" Kalan laughed.
CREATORS' THOUGHTS 
Toga
Toga I mean Bulma always act like that whenever she sees a good looking guy. when Yamcha wrecks their car she has a lovestruck look, when general blue wants to kill them she also has a lovestruck look and tried to seduce him. XD
Ppl been mentioning harem so, let's do a poll!
https://www.strawpoll.me/16464734
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