Chapter 3: A Surprise
Kuh...!
In the end, I wasn't able to graduate from being a virgin.
Sorry Pops, You'll just have to wait.
Rather than that
Where am I?
I'm in a pure white space lying on a king-sized bed...
This whiteness reminds me of a beast...
No, she wasn't a beast!
she is the Devil herself!
[Oh! You woke up! Finally! I was beginning to feel bored you know?]
While I was wondering on which part of hell I was currently in...
I heard a voice, coming from the side of the bed I was currently lying on.
Speak of the Devil! It's her!
As I expected!
She is no Goddess!
She is the Devil!
Kuh...!
I should have known!
A goddess couldn't have possibly been that vicious!
And a goddess should have accepted my request without asking any questions!
[No, Every Goddess, no, Everyone would have pummeled you to death if you requested the same thing to them.]
The Devil said while looking at me with the eyes that could make anyone feel like a trash.
Ha~ Ha~ Ha~ (SFX: Heavy Breathing)
Feels so goo-!
T-te!
It's not the time for this kind of things!
*Cough*
A goddess will never even think of using telepathy to know someone else's thoughts!
[No, They would]
Tch!
How could you know if You're not even a real goddess?
[How many times do I have to tell you! I am a Real goddess! I am The Goddess of Creation! I am only second to the Emperor God! Hmph! if you call the Emperor God the Celestial Emperor then I am the Celestial Empress! Too bad that there isn't an Emperor God that exists! If only an emperor god were to be born soon I would have a husband *sigh*.]
Emperor God?
Hmm?
AH!!!
[What is it? Do you know of the Emperor God?]
<<Independent Thought Process>> Skill Activate!
'Status!'
*****
Name: Leo von Lionheart
Titles: Emperor God, God, Imperial God, God King, The Highest, The One, Restraint Free, Strongest God, Absolute, Celestial God, Celestial Emperor, Absolute God, True Hero, Great Demon King, Unmatched, Strongest, Harem Machine (Potential), Lord of the Night (Potential), Prodigy, Sword God, Fighting God, Military God, Magic God, Skill God, All-Creator, Ruler, The Most Handsome.
Class: True Hero, Great Demon King, Emperor God.
Age: ???
Race: ???
Level: Infinite
HP: Infinite
MP: Infinite
Energy: Infinite
Strength: MAX
Power: MAX
Endurance: MAX
Defense: MAX
Speed: MAX
Agility: MAX
Intelligence: MAX
Wisdom: MAX
Appearance: Immeasurable
Charm: Immeasurable
Charisma: Immeasurable
Luck: Immeasurable
Money: Infinite
Equipment: Fine Quality Shirt, Fine Quality Underwear, Fine Quality Shoes, Fine Quality Pants, Fine Quality Socks
<SKILLS>
EVERY SINGLE SKILL
<MAGIC>
EVERY SINGLE MAGIC
*****
Gulp...!
I-I am the 'Emperor God'?!
*Tehepero* What am I being surprised for? I was the one that put that job there!
She said that she is the wife of the Emperor God, isn't it?
Then does that mean that she is my wife...?
[Hey, Goddess-sama!]
I called my wif- no the goddess over to ask her to let me look at her status.
If you are wondering if she already knew that iI would ask her status then...!
You are Incredibly!!!
WRONG~!
Because I still have my skill <<Independent Thought Process>> activated!
[What is it?]
The goddess seemed to be annoyed that I pulled her out of her dreamland.
[Can you show me your status?]
I asked her politely
which made her extremely surprised for some reason or another.
Why the hell is she being surprised for?
Is it that unusual for me to act polite?
[Hmm? Sure, but why?]
She asked me suspiciously...
[Don't bother with the details, just show it to me!]
I said with earnest eyes.
[Alright! <Status Open>]
Not long after I saw something that made me grin evilly...
*****
Weekly Power Status
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