~"If you want to fool the world, tell
the truth."
~"Laws are like sausages, it is
better not to see them being made."
~"There is a providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children, and the United States of America."
~"Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied."
~"The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia."
~"One day the great European War will come out of some damned foolish thing in the Balkans." 1888
So we were learning about him in Global, and honestly hes pretty smart.