Chapter 498: Three Wishes

Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisible. After attracting the bartender's attention, the bartender says "Ok, I'll bite. Why are you invisible?" Obama says "Well, I found a bottle on the beach and…then I rubbed it." "And then…importantly…A genie came out." "The genie said I could have…3 wishes." For my first wish, I said "Let me say this, and this is profoundly important…I want Michelle to marry me…I love her,…and I think America will love her too." That wish was granted. For my second wish, I said "Like all patriotic Americans, I am deeply patriotic…and I want to be President…of the United States…so I can serve my country." That wish was granted too. And then, for my third wish, I started by saying "Let me be clear…"