Chapter 1: THE DANK NATION
It's been 2 weeks since I started off my mission here at Dank Nation. I am working for Wholesome Tribe's Lionhearted Unclassified Vanguard unit (LUVu) as a Private Investigator. My mission is to confirm if the Dank Nation is secretly working for T-Series. The Dank Nation is known for their immense population, their weird/crude ways of making memes, and especially, their King. No one on this nation have seen the face of their King, nor heard his name be spoken. The mysteries surrounding him is unsettling.
Day24: I was trying to contact the LUVu HQ at some random Bar n' Pub, but it's too damn noisy. And when I say its noisy, it is n o i s y, even my airpods can't help it. So, I decided too leave that cursed Bar, but when I was about to open the exit, there is this enormous muscular dude shouting "IT'S MA'AM" repeatedly and throw the f-ing bartender at me. Now, I know it was an accident and that he didn't mean it, but did he really doee?! So, of course, ya bois gotta make someone suffer tonight, and when I tried to pull up for my daggers, I was SO surprised on how fast he reacted that at the time my daggers were out he was already grinning at my back and whispered.
"OMAE WA MOU SHINDEI--"
But before he finished it, A man came in and chokeslammed him, then whispered back, "Sorry Ma'am" as he penetrated the floor using the 4 point-head looking like Steve(Minecraft) mofo.
It was RICARDO!!
As the Popos arrives, Ricardo and I made our exit.
"I had it"
Ricardo:YeeeeeNo, Have you reported back to HQ?
"No, not yet. Why are you here!?"
Ricardo:I'm 'working' for the Dank Nation's Guardsmen *winks* *nudges* now and we were patrolling, then I saw you walked into that bar. By the way, you're welcome.
"I told you, I had it. And stop winking at me wtf."
Ricardo:*smirks* "Okay, I gotta go. They might notice my absence. 'Till next time."
"Hey!"
Ricardo:*stops*
"Take care."
We separated our ways, then I made my report.
"BRAD!!! I THOUGHT YOU TRUST ME?? WHY'S RICARDO HERE AS WELL?!"
-Brad WOTO is now Online-
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