"ok so... how do we do this?" I asked staring at the balls
in fustration my god they were huge they were like giant orange watermelons no.. grapes giant orange grapes
I have literally been shouting out names like dragon come fourth in your name we summon you abra kadabrah and so forth It was really pissing me off vegeta seeing my fustration smirked and decided to voice his opinion
"well obviously it only speaks a different language why you didnt realize it 30 minutes ago I will never understand"
I gritted my teeth
"Thanks for your input veggie chan" I said sarcastically
I smirked as he growled annoyed at that nickname
Every body started snickering
I sighed
"lord zeno please?"
"Sure nii san" king zeno nodded and started to float toward me and speak in an unknown language huh it was similar to the nameks
I am so excited to go home I already got my stuff ready everybody was here to greet me goodbye theirs Bulma, Vegeta, Goku, Goten, Trunks, Tien, android 18, Krillin, Android 17, piccolo Master Roshi, the turtle, Korin, Yajorobi, even Yamacha, and Launch
ok let me describe my self I have a typical saiyan hairdo you know the black spiked up hair I had black hair black eyebrows a round circular face oh I frowned
{I hope my mom doesn't scream when she finds out I have a tail she has seen me watch dragon ball so it will probably be no big deal}
my eyes widen in realization
stupid stupid stupid,...
I stuck my tail in my pants I now looked like a average buff human My musclemass and hieght was about the same as gokus
My name is Aaron Robinson that is all
anyway where was I oh yes
I stood to the side waiting patiently for the balls to be released as king zeno spoke in an unknown language
"zaabuka,binya,makina,buza,binya"
in an instant the sky darkened
... a sky that was already pitch black darkened... Im not even going to begin to go into what is wrong with that any way
the lightning strikes the ground man the heat was ten times hotter than goku's ultra instinct form I was sweating as I looked back I realized the others were sweating as well even beerus and whis
a huge golden bolt of lightning shot to the sky forming a-OOOOHH MMMMMYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGOOOO-
"ZABUZABUKAYA" THE dragon boomed interuptting my shocked scream
king zeno replied with a smile of his own
"zabukayabinyayabinbukaya"
"ZABUKAYABINYA" the dragons eyes pulsed red and the edges of my body stared to glow white before I started to fade away
I gave a small wave and gave a small smile everyone was smiling sadly some even had teary eyed
I waved
"keep up your trainng brat or else no matter how far you are Im gonna go over their and give you beating of a life time"
I couldn't contain my self
"im. sorry" I smirked
I. don't. swing. that. way. my smirk grew at his annoyed expression while everyone laughed
hey tou san do you think we will ever see him again" young goten said goku looked up to the stars
"I don't know goten I don't know"
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meanwhile
i appeared my eyes widen in shock
"what the..."
{this isnt home} I looked at the crowed which seems to be a mix between beautiful and ugly women old and young women some were sexy and fat I mean some were really, really fat and the most shocking thing is that their expressions turned from shock to hungry like drooling
t
I uh never really had a girlfriend so to have any kind of women look at me like that you get the picture
"so... uh"
yes handsome?" one of the women asked seducively
I gulped
"uh..um w- why do you girls all have pitch forks aimed at me"
oh they wearn't aimed at you we were aiming at the demon but if you could get out of the way then maybe once were finished with the demon we can reward you"
my blush grew before I realized what she said
"demon?"
"Yes behind you"
I turned to find a little blonde girl with three whisker marks wearing an orange jacket she looked adorable
"Cute" i muttered unconciously
"H-huh?" she stuttered back her face heating up
{wait... hold on blond hair blue eyes 3 whiskerlike marks on each cheek plus I only knew one place where they would- }
My eyes widen
oh
"um.. excuse me?" I asked as I turned back to the crowd
yes?
what village am I in
"your in kanohagakure handsome"
My eyes widen even more
oh
oh
oh shhhhhhh-
"Do you mind stepping aside? we need to kill the demon" a villager spoke snapping me out of my shock
I looked at her before I turned back to the female Naruto completly ignoring and gave her a hand she looked at it fearful
I smiled kindly at her
"don't worry I'm not going to hurt you... whats your name"
she hesistated for a second before she grinned and grabbed a hand
"N-Naruko Naruko uzumaki"
"ah a demon lover well that makes it more fun for us once were finished with her we can have fun with you" she smirked as she licked her lips
I shuddered before I smirked
"Im sorry Im not into hoes or sluts"
she glared at me but I ignored her
"this will be a first and final warning" I hurriedly picked naruko up and put her on my shoulders and glared at them
"leave now or die"
"or what... are you going to..punish me?" a female villager asked with a sultry smirk
I gagged
"ugh I think I just threw up in my mouth" I muttered to my self causing her to glare at me
Naruko snickered
"I will give you to the count of five"
"five"
I raised my hand in the air
"four"
they still stood smugly
"Three"
A ball of ki formed in my hand shocking them
"CHAKRA" A female kunoichi screamed "A MALE IS USING CHAKRA"
"two" the ball got bigger as they began to panic and run
my eyes grew cold
"on-"
"Alright thats enough"
the ball of ki evaporated as I looked up at the source of that voice
My eyes widen isnt that a female version of the third hokage and adozen female kunochis gazing down at me
If I were to look closely I would of noticed a blush on her cheeks
"Ji chan" I heard Naruko chear
"what an impressive display of power young man"
I smirked
{trust me that wasn't even 5 percent }
"can you come to my office I would like to speak with you oh and bring young naruko" here as well
she seemed to notice my hesitation and smirked seducively
"don't worry I won't bite"
I shuddered before sighed
{this has been the weirdest day of my life whatever god that governs the universe must hate me} I thought as I followed the old lady to the office