Chapter 1: Evil Little Trinket
A battlefield could be seen in the distance
There was currently a 'war' going on in hell
It wasn't that big of a war, hence Satan just sat on his throne and observed the battlefield with a bored look on his face
This Satan had just recently taken up the title of 'Satan' when his father, the previous Satan, passed away
With only living 379 years, this Satan didn't have much experience.
He had only ruled as Satan for 65 years, but he was already bored out of his mind
Satan disliked all these recent battles that were talking place over silly, random things
If he had to choose, Satan would most definitely prefer a million wars happening over and over again, then some stupid war over a little trinket
This current war was over some trinket as well!
Satan didn't really pay attention to any of the details about this 'object' that they were currently fighting over, he just knew that all his greedy little minions wanted it
If only he knew what this 'small trinket' would end up doing to him soon...
(Back to Satan's current situation)
With half-closed eyes, Satan saw one of his minions approach him, holding something
Like all other minions, he was short, stubby, wearing some old rags, and had some weird accent which was hard to understand
But all of this doesn't really matter. All minions were like exact replicas of each other
They were all equally as boring, and the only thing they were actually good at was starting some random war to ease their blood-thirst
Anyways, Satan saw one of his minions approach him holding something
Satan didn't really pay any attention to this minion, as he continued thinking about what living as a human would be like..
This was a random thought of his. Of course, he didn't really want to live as a puny human, but he was bored, so he wanted to imagine how a human lived their life
His minion was now next to him, murmuring something about how the object could grant any wish the holder wanted
Satan didn't care for this trinket much, but he still grabbed it from his minions hand and examined it
He was still thinking about humans and how he wanted to see how humans lived life, when the object in his hand started glowing bright green
Satan saw this, panicked, and quickly yelled "MINION! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?? WHAT IS IT DOING?!? EXPLAIN THIS INSTANT OR ELSE!!" Of course, Satan said all this with his big, threatening, demon aura, which frightened the minion and all those around them
Heck, probably the whole entirety of Hell could sense this dangerous aura filled with power, authority, and danger
The minion couldn't keep Satan waiting, as he didn't want to die anytime soon, so it stuttered in its weird accent
"U-uh L-l-lord Sa-Satan... I-i I beli-believe th-that your w-wish is grant- granted, S-Sir Lord B-boss Satan...!"
'What wish? I didn't wish for anything!?!!'
Then. It dawned on him, as he yelled out in anger
"I DO NOT WANT TO BE A PATHETIC HUMAANNN!!!!!!"
Sadly though, the small trinket which had fell out of Satans hand and rolled onto the ground was still growing green, as it continued to make Satan's 'wish' a reality
'Human? Did sir boss wish to be a human??' The minion stood there with a confused look on his face
Everyone was pretty confused, and to make matters worse, everyone was now in a panic as they watched their Lord Satan disappear into thin air, and the device that Satan once held explode into millions of little pieces.
That was it. There was no way anyone could think of that would let them bring Satan back.
The device was destroyed, and their newly Lord Satan was gone.
Lord Satan had left their realm, and to their knowledge, was transported into the human realm!
Now there was no one who could take over as Satan, as Satan didn't have any children yet.
All Hell broke out, in literal Hell!
Meanwhile, with Satan..
'What should I do? I'm stuck in this stinky, pathetic Human Realm!'
Satan looked around
"And worst of all, I'm stuck in some STUPID TOLIET STALL!!!"
Author: haha.. what a bad situation Satan has found himself in! Why couldn't he have apperead in some nice, luxury place?
Well the answer is simple, really.
It would be bad if all of a sudden, someone (or many people) just saw some random dude appear In thin air!!
well.. of course Satan could just erase their memories with his supper cool powers, but what would be the fun in doing that?!?!!
Also, Funny thing.. I though of this idea for this story on my school bus.. (I always think of weird, random things in my school bus) so I decided to write my thoughts out for a story..! Well anyways this 'Satan' is actually kinda nice and all, being Satan.. he doesn't have a blood lust or anything, and he most certainly doesn't just go around killing random humans or species for fun.. he is actually quite reasonable in fact!
I just wanted to say that this Satan is a decent guy, not ruthless!
Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this story I though of on a whim on my bus!!!
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