Chapter 1: BananaMan's Beginnings
Let us we go back sum time ago right back to when it was legal to pee before marriage we would see a fair-spoken banana bush in a golf course of the powerful being, Mr Gloybraith!!!! his geographical mind put his Golf Course in the dimensions of which is higher dimension is its location.
so literally yeahhh Mr Gloybraith was peeing with thought about buying a golf club that costs £10,000 per centimetre squared which is just slightly expensive because of jaco hara tax teacher tax gosh darn man.... while he was peeing whit pee he realise and turns into mushy peas he could plant a bananananana bush in his golf course to boost the economics and environmental in his golf course very good he thought so he t-poses to the nearest Pets At Home buys a banana of for only a few quadrillion pennys what a bargain thancc you so much
let me pee t pose bacc to golf course which is now a olive butter golf course deliciously yum as Mr Gloybraith plant the banana bush into the ground using erosion deposition the banana is ready to grow into a banana bush banana bushes grow bananas not vegan very sad 😭 if you are reading this book is pleaser food eat it wisely don't read underwater
Mr Gloybraith increased the precipitation which made banana plant grow erect but too slow so Mr Gloybraith T POSED use Bone Meal plant is all done time for that banana but as he pee with pride it soon became curiosity the banana was very big about nearly bigger as the same sizes of Mr Gloybraith!!
Indeed, me pee. as he began to use this banana for economic growth it grew arms legs wow Mr Gloybraith was compound interest and thought to use this creature for his dirty work and named this Banana and Man BananaMan so cool name as he use BananaMan for peeing and playing golf he thought he could make more Banananananana men so he could pee play wii golf and maybe make an army invade LIDCs oh dear how bad and evil. as he told BananaMan who is now can't believe it is buttern't about his not very nice plan Mr Gloybraith trust BanananaMan giv ehim an GCSE Case Study WOW WOW WOW BananaMAn now has knowledge about the multiverses, despite this he realises BananaMan smh 'wait! that's illegal' Mr Gloybraith peed in thought and consideration and pee to much oh dear he can't stop peeing he peeing he pee me pee helppp wow amazing BananaMan attacks Mr Gloybraith by doing it to em pee and ascends into the dimensions.
Infuriated by BananaMan slipping away he peed and destroyed Hiroshima silly bloy peeing Is now allowed after marriage come say goes to Pets At Home Household Animals located at your hose no more bananasnananas come say WHAT??can you not no more bananas they say cuz bananas are gone in Chernobyl last one was taken Grrrrr I finds this mildly peeing pee he turns into mushy peas eats Flamborough Head goes home. he lets out a wave of anger GGGRRRRRRRRRRRR
Mr Gloybraith is search for BanananaMan and became an egg, interesting, Mr Gloybraith eats the moon invents Croissants he finds the bananamaMan pee time T-Poses to the location of the BananaMan. Banana man he pee. then he hear a geographical voice from a distance "Yabba dabba do Yabba dabba dat My individually wrapped croissants only have 9.1 grams of Fat!" and he becomes the moon!!!!
Then Mr Gloybraitg following VananaVan oh no how dare you so they ascending ascended descended accelerated and decelerated for 10 light years and then ascended descended accelerated and decelerated, How has your day been so far? BananaMan thought very good and turns into a crossant Mr Gloybraith like where did he go but finds NanananaNan he say 'take of your cloths' Oh No! bananaman he does it to em Mr Gloybraith T-Poses right back at ya buckeroo.
But BananaMan is Weak not strong enough he can feel himself become an chocolate chip bread become Scottish water.
This gave Mr Gloybraith flashbacks nostalgia to when the vikings invade Scotland and those were good times.
Then there was a noise coming closer. Mr Gloybraith turned around pee with compound interest.
Then suddenly...
"Hey Vsauce! Michael here!" Omggg it's Michael Stevens who is from Vsauce and Mr Gloybraith was surprised tposes on Vsauce
Vsauce responded with a quick with a do it to em and became a mobius strip
Mr Gloybraith is confused by this tactic and logic that he searched it up in the bibles
With BananaBan watching with amazement, 40 cocktail sausages, Vsauce began to consume all background radiation then he told BanananananaMan to skidaddle so teleports into butter
Vsauce then counted all the prime numbers for free hours then T-POSES.
(Prime Number Noises)
Mr Gloybraith's Golf Course Dimension began to shake then became milk. then exploded and became the universe we live in today.
fire, heat ready salted milcc consumed the three in a lickity split.
BananaMan he was an safe distance from the explosion. Mr Gloybraith and Vsauce dissappeared during the explosion no traces left behind probably both in one bread.
Banana Man floated through space time through a gap in between the dimensions, where time does comply to the rules and is milk become butter!
BananaMan is velocity is going through space heading at 69m/s (nice)
he enter our milky galaxy of the Milky Way...
CREATORS' THOUGHTS 
BigNiceSauce
BigNiceSauce I was going to do a book just for BananaMan and another book for other characters but I could not be bothered. So I thought I'll do this. But I can't delete the other novel because WebNovel hasn't added that.
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