Chapter 6: The Show-Off, Number One Unpredictable, Noisy Ninja!
Serafall hated the taste of blood.
Especially the taste of her blood.
She immediately wiped the blood coming from her lips as she pondered her current situation.
"All I wanted was to get my panties back!" She glared at the demon right a few meters away from her. Perhaps calling it a 'demon' was not an accurate term, it was more like a hulking upper torso of a skeleton with ominous red energy glowing around it. She had an inkling to what that emanating energy. The most concerning part of the demon were its arms. It had two 'hands' coming from each arm, totaling four.
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"Actually yeah. It's a demon for sure. I mean what else can I describe it?" If it looks villainous then its a demon! It's that simple!
"We can talk this o—" She tried to reason as the demon raised its giant two-handed fist and smashed right at her. She quickly jumped as she easily avoided the attack, but it only took half a second to realize the actual target of the demon.
It wasn't aiming at her.
It was aiming at the blonde bystander behind her.
She didn't hesitate as she pushed the boy away and took the hit for him. It pummelled her a half a meter into the ground as she quickly pushed herself up and ran a few meters away from where the boy was.
The blonde teenager looked at her, with concern in his eyes. "M-miss, are you okay?!"
"Do I look okay?!" She retorted as she snapped her dislocated shoulder back in place.
"O-oh…" The innocent blonde replied as he didn't know how to respond.
"Why is that demon even here?!" She complained as she watched the large skeleton lift its arm again, preparing for another smash. Thank go—the devil that its massive strength was offset by its slow movement.
"I-I don't know! It just came out of nowhere and attacked me!" The boy explained as he watched the hulking skeleton raise its arm.
Truth be told, Serafall actually knew the answer.
She just wanted to complain to someone.
The only thing that Serafall didn't know was why it chose to attack her out here of all places. She was appointed the head of Foreign Affairs; it wasn't the first time she had dealt with 'rude' clients, and it likely wasn't going to be the last either. She lamented her title of Leviathan; it was coveted by many as is the other titles; this demon likely wanted to challenge her for her title.
Maybe if she hadn't rejected most of the previous challenges, this wouldn't have had happened. It was her fault that someone innocent had been attacked! Serafall immediately thought of plans about how to compensate the damage as well as altering his memories.
'No wait, that isn't something a magical girl would do. Mind-altering magic is something only the final villain would do—especially when the villain brainwashes the main love interest of the protagonist and then only through the power of love will the love interest rejoin the protagonist's side.' The magic girl reasoned to herself.
But did this stupid demon have to attack her for her title now? It should've waited until Season 2 of Magical Girl Milky Spiral Seven had ended! Getting injured would mean that the next episode would have to be delayed! Being an actual magic girl is the dream of every girl! Foreign affairs can come later!
'No wait. Sona-tan is first!' How could she forget her dearest sister?!
The giant didn't let her continue getting her priorities straight as it smashed down at her again. It was easily avoidable as it was slow to the point that someone could watch the whole fight between a blonde monkey and a purple alien and still dodge!
'Wait, is it toying with me? Well actually, now that I remembered, most villains would toy with the protagonist before showing their true power, right?'
Serafall stared at her attacker as she couldn't help but ask a question that had been plaguing her ever since the start of the battle. "Do you really want the title of Leviathan that much?"
Had she known the title of Leviathan was worth so much, she should've just given it to Grayfia-chan back then! And the bloody paperwork too! Once she goes home she's going to complain to Sirzechs-chan for more attendants! And they better be good looking too!
And Chris-- the Morning Star! Why was he so intent on the 'Three Realms World Martial Arts Tournament?!' Ajuka even agreed to it!
The giant used its arms and swept it across the ground, forcing her to jump into the air.
"I'm going to take that as a yes." Serafall forcefully smiled as she started to think of a way to defeat the demon quickly.
'I have to end, or else this whole town will get destroyed—and then Sona-tan will hate me!' The truth is, the town didn't really matter to Serafall. She couldn't care less—but if her sister were to ever hate her…
'Stop, stop stop.' Serafall told herself as she tried to get rid of her precious little sister's hateful glare—directed at her!
The Leviathan did a beautiful backflip midair as she pointed at the giant, a millisecond later, twenty spears of pure ice formed out of the atmosphere and shot straight at the giant.
As the spears crashed into the giant, she took the chance to look at the boy close to her. The head of foreign affairs had to make sure that he wasn't hurt by the sweeping attack earlier.
To her surprise, the boy wasn't fearful of the demon in front of her… but instead, he was admiring her ice spears!
Perhaps had she paid more attention, she would've realized that there were hints of nostalgia within them.
Serafall couldn't help but smile at the sight; it was like when she performed for the children in the Underworld.
A smug smiled dawned the girls face as she made sure to memorize his expression.
'That's right! Be at awe of Sera-tan's power!'
She turned back at the giant, only to realize that the spears that should've penetrated any high-class devil had wholly dissolved into steam!
Her creation couldn't be melted by anything above Ultimate-class though!
The satan glared at the giant as she willed more ice spears out of existence and continuously fired them at it. "Hmph, I don't believe you're invincible!"
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[The system wonders why the Host continues to use the skeletal stage of the Susanoo.]
Naruto smiled as he watched the short girl seemingly get more frustrated as her spears melt in contact with Susanoo. To his knowledge, his Susanoo shouldn't have any ice-melting properties, but he didn't care—it looked cool.
Well, it was Itachi's Susanoo.
But, it's his Susanoo right now though.
So technically he can say it's his Susanoo!
[Host?]
Naruto smirked at the girl stomping the ground repeatedly in frustration.
"What adult goes full force when fighting mere children?"
'Hold up.'
'Chotto matte kudasai.'
'Isn't that exactly what a particular reanimated Uchiha would sa—'
[The system suggests the Host moves back exactly 3 meters.]
Naruto could feel the temperature dropping. It was a comfortable 65 degrees Fahrenheit (18 C) and now it's well below -58 Fahrenheit (-50 C).
'Maybe I can warm up by inside the Susanoo?' Was the first thought that came to mind as layers of frost covered the ground.
No, covering isn't the correct term.
The ground was in the process of being converted into ice.
"This shouldn't be possible!" Naruto told himself. To his knowledge, not even Ice Release could be this powerful! The former shinobi dashed exactly 3 meters behind the girl and started to wrap his arms around himself to not get sick.
'Wait. If I don't want to go to school, then shouldn't I get sick on purpose? Would Shikamaru do it? Yeah, I think he would, and he's super smart!' Naruto immediately took a step back, right into the conversion zone.
'Damn, I'm smart.' He smugly smiled to himself.
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