Chapter 5: Extra 1: Meanwhile the Heroic Spirits In Gudako
-When Merlin offers the 'vacation'
"What the, how did such an obvious way to get my Praetor did not pass my mind?"[Nero]
"Isn't it because you never did have a mind for anything but Husband-sama Saber-san? Though, I also wanted to do it but with so many servants in the way I never did get to do it. But this time, I will show how determined I really am."[Tamamo]
"Nya? A vacation alone with only master-nya! I'll show you the true strength of this maid!"[Tamamo Cat]
"A vacation alone with master you say? It is worth more than millions no billions of yen!"[Tamamo Vichi]
"Chi chi(chirp) vacation-dechi? A chance to have some time alone with master-dechi! Now I can show what it means to be the proprietress of the Enma Pavilion-dechi"[Benienma]
"Vacation... it is a good civilization."[Altera]
"A vacation you say? Interesting, this journey's treasure is the admiral's heart"[Francis Drake]
"Aah a resort where there would be only me and the Squirrel, with her listening to my private concert and me bathing in her blood."[Elizabeth Bathory]
"It is indeed a good idea, however the one who will be alone with master shall be me, aaah I just can't wait for her to cut her own wrist to feed me blood or even wounding her lips to feed me while kissing, aaah I just can't wait"[Carmilla]
"Haah...Haaah...(deep breathing) both alone with only master.... Haaah"[Kiyohime]
"Ma.ma.master what do you mean b.b.b.by only the two of us alone. I mean it's not like I hate you but (voice becomes smaller until only mumbles)"[Altria]
"Master and me, staring on the peaceful night sky alone and .... Buhaa (vomits blood and then faints)"[Okita Souji]
"You need to be more tougher than that me, although the thought is... Bushaaa (epic nosebleed and then faints)"[Okita Souji Alter]
"Hmph how pathetic my rival, to shed your own blood on something so pathetic"[Nobunaga]
"But auntie your bleeding too, the blood from your nose isn't stopping. But Chacha also wants master to pamper only me."[Chacha]
"We also want mother to pamper us"[Jack the Ripper]
"Pampering... it is the duty of the older sister."[Boudica]
"Wrong! It is the duty of the mother."[Minamoto no Raikou]
"You two are wrong! It is the duty of the disciple of Buddha to pamper."[Sanzou/Xuanzang]
"What are all of you saying? It is the duty of the goddess to reward master, in other words me Ishtar the goddess of beauty, good harvest, and war. Surely there aren't any other worthy deities."[Ishtar]
"What are you saying? There are many goddess who surpasses you, in fact I don't seem to recall any goddess beneath you, you barbaric gorilla"[Astrea]
"What did you say you vulgar woman?"[Ishtar]
"What, does it hurt when your lies are exposed that easily? As expected you are in fact a gorilla with the status of a goddess"[Astrea]
"Hooo if you're so full of yourself, then shall we have another match you theiving cat, I've been with master longer than you which means you want to use this to show your vulgarities to master and make her intoxicated with you, isn't that right?"[Ishtar]
"What did you say? You're on you gorilla, and when I'm finished with you I'll take master and show her MY splendors and she'll forget all about you."[Astrea]
"That is my line, I'll show her the most beautiful goddess ME so that she'll forget the thieving cats who coincidentally have status as goddess."[Ishtar]
"Hooo so you plan to have master forget about us huh sister, but unfortunately we heard about your plan, and (face blushes start) although I personally don't have any authority over anything but the underworld(face blushes end) I won't just give master up."[Ereshkiegal]
"That's right, that's right. Although I don't like fighting, but if it's for the sake of master I would fight all of the the quixotic tree all by myself at the same time"[Ganesha/Jinako]
"That's right, and since I'm a god of love I won't give up on master."[Kama]
"Yes, I agree that no woman would give up on the man who they love so easily, and although I dislike your methods, however I support your love Ishtar"[Parvati]
"True, this sister agree with you. But why not settle this with lucha libre so that it would be fair?"[Quetzacoatl]
"EVERYONE STOP TRYING TO STEAL DARLING FROM ME!"[Artemis]
"Fairness you said? Hah, there is nothing more funny than that. And as for stealing, since when did master ever became your darling you moon hag."[Jeanne Alter]
"Keep your tongue fallen saint, and although I hate to agree with you. Master never did become your 'darling' Artemis-sama"[Atlanta]
"I apologize for my sister's attitude but hold your bow back from striking my sister Atlanta, and I have to admit master never did become ANYONE'S darling"[Jeanne d'Arc]
"That's right, anyone objecting to that statement will be pummeled... I mean be met with the fist of judgement"[Martha]
"Although I would like to go on a vacation alone with master, but my terrible luck is (Instantly slips and falls but is stopped by the floor instantly softening and catching her) ...I understand master I would join this fight against these oppressors to protect you!"[Lakshimibai]
(Instantly the room becomes a battlefield)
-When Gudako is being apologized insincerely by the king
"Curse you, how dare you treat my Praetor with that sort of attitude, wait when I have my hands on you."[Nero]
"Please wait Saber-san, I believe I deserve to have my way with this ruffian first."[Tamamo]
"What are you saying? Chacha is the one who will get him first, and then it's the flames of hell for him"[Chacha]
"That is too lenient for this criminal, just leave him to me and I'll guarantee that he'll get what he deserves."[Wu Zetian]
"If that is the case let me join you."[Carmilla]
"Although I hate to cooperate with you, but no idol would stand still seeing her manager being insulted, so consider this as a special collaboration event."[Elizabeth]
"Although I am not famed in the art of torturing let me show you why I'm called the demon king of the sixth heaven."[Nobunaga]
"I am also called the demon king of the sixth heaven, and I also can't afford to stand by when my loved one is being insulted so let me join you, okay?"[Kama]
"Wait right there, darling is MY beloved one not yours you theiving cat"[Artemis]
"Stay your tongue moon goddess, master is also my student and I don't recall ever approving her being yours."[Scàthach]
"What did you say? Darling and me don't need any approvals from anyone, so just go and wait to die you witch"[Artemis]
"Hooo, it seems I need to show you why exactly I am called a god slayer. What do you say my other self?"[Scàthach]
"Interesting, I would like to join in on your offer. However, should I say as expected of me, you could see that I was getting restless and wanted to have some exercise."[Scàthach-Skadi]
"Exercise you say? Then let us have a lucha libre tournament, it will be the most exciting tournament ever."[Quetzacoatl]
"A tournament you say then it would be best if there were a judge such as me that could punish... I mean put a stop to the match when it get out of hand."[Martha]
"Ano.. I don't think it's a good idea to do that with senior being busy now."[Mash]
"Of course there has to be a prize, let's see... how about a night alone with master?"[Quetzacoatl]
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!"[All]
"Of course the winner would be me, being the goddess of Venus and war itself guarantees it you know?"[Ishtar]
"What are you saying you barbarian the one who will win is of course me, or did you truly think you can win against me especially in lucha libre?"[Astrea]
"You're on you meathead, what kind of goddess of war would run from that kind of challenge?"[Ishtar]
"Well, at least not you my foolish sister though I admit, the prize is really appealing but lucha libra out of my specialty."[Ereshkiegal]
"A night alone with master you said? (whispers)Then if I win couldn't I bring her into my nest and made it impenetrable, then wouldn't I truly have master all to my self?"[Gorgon]
[Narrator] "Gorgon's whisper is small yet is somehow heard by all the Heroic Spirits near her that led them to the same conclusion which made them excited and participated in the tournament regardless of their strengths, but the tournament had no other rules besides no killing, no weapons. Which led to complications for example Medea using her potions and spells(especially curses), or Gorgon/Medusa using her magic eye of petrification, and even some of the participants had food poisoning. And as for the master? She was too busy restraining the more radical servants from instantly coming out to cause a massacre(ex: Kiyohime) she couldn't divert more attention than to stop accidents from occurring to her less fortunate servants(mainly Lakshimibai) which made things more hectic because the actions being misunderstood as 'Gudako is watching and wants to see the servants true abilities in this competition' which made even the most laziest servants(ex: Ganesha/Jinako, Osakabenihime) getting riled up and ended up participating. Which made Gudako unable to do anything to stop it and instead is forced to watch and make sure it doesn't get TOO out of hand... hopefully."
CREATORS' THOUGHTS 
Furno
Furno It took longer than I expected because of me trying to get the proper feeling of the responses of the servants, and I purposely excluded some of the servants that would respond to keep the chapter from being too long.
Also I purposely made Lakshimibai's response 'Spartacus-like' just for fun
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