Chapter 4: Life 4: Who did you shag- Bloody Godzillette!
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After the fight had been won, idiots locked up and case closed Howard headed to his son's room grabbed ahold of him and finally headed home- all this was giving him a headache after all.
Jarvis turn the AC on will you.
".... ...."
Without a reply, the AC was turned on before a large blow of smoke drifted out of the exhausts of the cars.
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"Howard... After all the sacrifices I made for you, I did everything for you- I forgave your infidelity a number of times- I helped you when you were in need of it and sired you a son."
Staring now at the child in Howard's arms with a mixed reaction she spilt her guts out with words.
"... Yet THIS is how you repay me- I did everything I could regardless of you being an idiot I did it all- yet you go and shag some hag behind my back like a fucking insatiable beast with a carnal desire the size of the empire state building!!"
"Who did you shag- Bloody Godzillette- huh tell me why does he have a tail?!"
"Um No- and Maria dear, Godzillette doesn't possess a tail as she's an evolved gorilla and they have adapted past the need of a tail to stand upright and have decent posture.
Also, I'm sorry- it truly wasn't my fault- you see one day I was walking across the road and a black cat crossed my path knowing this to be bad luck I rushed home and then accidentally tripped and then caused the mirror to fall and break in seven cracks before I broke a vase in thirteen cracks before I was kidnapped and subjected to sensual torture by a female robber who couldn't stand my amazingly handsome built body."
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With a huge bruise on his head, a slap on his cheek imprinted deep and a bent posture- Howard was whipped along by his wife.
Due to his misdeeds, he'd have to sleep on the couch for two weeks- 'Two Weeks? could you believe it, such punishment was too much on my heavy soul as a single line of tears fell from my eyes.'
Thought Howard as he looked towards his wife playing with their son happily- it seemed she had forgiven the child from the start but not Howard.
And at this moment- a young girl made her way in as she quickly headed to her parents before seeing a bundle of joy in her parent's hands.
"Mom, dad- who is that?"
Said the girl with a toothy grin as she stared at the child with curiosity and intrigue.
"He's your younger brother Natasha- don't you think he's cute!"
Exclaimed Maria as she smiled seeing her son and daughter now together.
"Yeah Mum- he is, can I hold him please?"
Asked Natasha as Maria then handed the little baby to her hands.
Now with a closer look, Leon stared at his new sister and found she looked nothing like the Stark he knew instead she looked like the person who played Natasha Romanoff with light brownish hair a defined face and accentuated features.
It seems everyone except her looked nothing like characters from my alpha testing life (Life before he choked on ice cubes.)
But then he looked just behind her on the wall with the following year on it- '1988.'
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-2 Weeks Later:-
Currently, Leonard was with Natasha as she was playing Super Mario Bros 3- It seemed it was a gift from Howard after his business trip was over bringing me in tow with him.
And as I watched her play, I realised that she was better than me - I remembered playing this when I was a child yet she without trying completely defied logic as she completed each level with all coins in a rapid time limit.
But I didn't let it bother me as I knew I was undefeated in Pokemon- yes I was the champion the one who'd never lose at the game- I still remember beating all my friends with the link cable behind the school building at lunchtime.
Memories- "*Sigh..."
Said Leo but really he said "*Gu... Gaa..."
While this was happening in the other room- Maria was talking to Howard about the child- oh right he was named Leonard Arnold Stark- the second child of Howard Stark-.
It seems the System allowed my first name to be kept thankfully.
"Howard is the child alright, I don't know what to say- he doesn't try to talk, walk or even play with toys all he does is sit quietly while seemingly observing us."
"I feel something is wrong with him- maybe it's his tail - I'm not sure but he worries me, dear, we need to find Arno's problems and solve them fast."
Oh right, Howard and Maria loving call Leonard by his middle name Arnold or Arno- while only Natasha calls him Leon as a way of showing affection to her brother whom she never lets go of.
"No Maria he's fine I think it's because he was built-in recently and he's still not here in mind with us but he's alright- he's always with Natt isn't he and it seems he really finds her fond- the same for Arno he really likes his sister.
Honestly, I think we should just settle down and leave the child be- let him grow used to us before anything unnecessary."
"... Fine."
"Thank you, dear- I Love you~~"
"Me too Howard- though we really need to look for other options for Arno's food problem- he eats too much- and too much food is gone by his consumption- if only you could make some type of food that was tasty, high in both protein and calories."
Howard hearing this then began to smirk as a sudden stroke of genius filled his mind- Maria was right Arno ate too much and it wasn't good for him- but if he made a soft food or bar for him high in whatever he needs his constant food problem would be gone.
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